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Toddowen wrote:Just about nightly, I spend my breaktime from work at the storefront of a local supermarket while having a smoke. It's a break from the monotony of being in a machine shop for 10+ hours a night. I'll occasion to talk with one of the "cart fetchers" there. Last week, I learned that one of them is an expectant father. He's admitted to me to being slightly retarded, and his Asian girlfriend is in serious need of major orthodonic work to resculpt her severely "bucked" palate.

So after hearing the good news from someone else, I decided to congradulate him on his impending fatherhood.

"She had a miscarriage last night. That's why I'm smoking and drinking." - as I noticed the bottle brandy hidden away .


"Oh Shucks. Don't I feel awful, with me offering you congradualtions." :)


How is it that I really feel? :D


This old world is just getting too damn big. Too populated.

BSmack wrote:That post needs English subtitles.

BossBobby wrote:Dats rizzite biznatches. This year I be givin my boo sum of my sizzeed mofucka.

Swimmahs be the GOAT juz like me. My breezy be havin my baby. Dat kid goona be raized moddafuggin rizzite. by Mi. Yeah.