Shark Jump Watch

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:37 am

88 wrote: I can hear Fonzie's bike being tuned...

Uhm...

nevermind.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:42 am

Dinsdale wrote:
88 wrote: I can hear Fonzie's bike being tuned...

Uhm...

nevermind.

Priceless.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:03 am

Palin and Gosslin are long lost sisters. Vapid and pathetic. And one's the face of the GOP. Nice job, idiots.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:29 am

BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
88 wrote: I can hear Fonzie's bike being tuned...

Uhm...

nevermind.
Priceless.

In his defense, it was 33 years ago.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:36 am

88 wrote:Actually, Gosselin looked like the face of anything other than Palin. The anti-Palin, maybe.

They're both babbling morons. How can one be the opposite of the other? Christ, as much as I despise Palin, she's a bit more respectable than Gosslin. Just a bit.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:36 am

Well, he did jump some buses and shit on the Triumph outside of Arnold's in the early days.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:40 am

BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
88 wrote: I can hear Fonzie's bike being tuned...

Uhm...

nevermind.
Priceless.

Agreed...nice...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:45 am

That's enough ribbing for 88...

so...

COOL IT!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a jukebox to fix... with my fist.

I'd make some jokes about snapping my fingers and having chicks come running, but I really do that.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:59 am

Dinsdale wrote:Well, he did jump some buses and shit on the Triumph outside of Arnold's in the early days.

Uhm...

nevermind.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:12 am

88 wrote:So far, Sarah looks tough and Kate looks like a giant cunt. Maybe that is stereotyping. I've never seen her before.

How many hours of backyard goose-stepping do you do to drill such peanut butter through your frontal lobe?

Palin looks, acts, and reminds us every minute of why pregnant women (i.e., her mother) shouldn't guzzle strained sterno while preggers.

And by the way...do you really believe the tard kid is hers? Ironically, there's no medical record available--and she covered it up as best she could (with a fake growing bump), and her second oldest heifer had to unexpectedly leave school early--just in time, etc.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:16 am

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Well, he did jump some buses and shit on the Triumph outside of Arnold's in the early days.
Uhm...

nevermind.

Oh shit, what did I do?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:20 am

Dinsdale wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Well, he did jump some buses and shit on the Triumph outside of Arnold's in the early days.
Uhm...

nevermind.

Oh shit, what did I do?

A little Google reveals that the early episodes had Fonzie on a Harley.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:24 am

Dinsdale wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Well, he did jump some buses and shit on the Triumph outside of Arnold's in the early days.
Uhm...

nevermind.

Oh shit, what did I do?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:41 am

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Well, he did jump some buses and shit on the Triumph outside of Arnold's in the early days.

You might wanna crack a dictionary.

It appears the train put its brakes on.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:52 am

Buses errr garbage cans......it was 33 years ago

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:25 am

Dang, starting to come back to me now... 33 years later.

It was indeed garbage cans.

IIRC, he wiped the landing, didn't he?

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:29 am

I was kinda looking forward to this one as I love the Kate kids. But, unwatchable after only 15 minutes.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:05 pm

As we wait for the next riveting episode of Caribou Barbie, let's consider just how off the hook this crazy bitch really is...

http://brightviolet.wordpress.com/2008/ ... rome-baby/

Meanwhile a moment of silence for the reindeer gunned down for her inane pleasure..

Somehow we'll get that loony cunt and rectify this situation...promise..

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:04 am

Y2K wrote:Buses errr garbage cans......it was 33 years ago

Dinsdale wrote:Dang, starting to come back to me now... 33 years later.

It was indeed garbage cans.

IIRC, he wiped the landing, didn't he?

Let me guess, you guys are not a math whizzes.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:08 am

Damn she chunked up when she was preggo. Liposuction is an amazing thing.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:08 am

the OL watches sarah's show. she also watches kate's show so, of course she had to watch kate on sarah's show and she kept calling me into the den to watch kate, pretty much be kate.

god damn, she has to be the most miserable cunt to ever walk the face of the earth. and TLC just plays it up for all it's worth.

i guess they know that having kate push the miserable rotten cunt envelope keeps quite a few people watching for reasons that escape me. i really think it's a case of women watching her and thinking to themselves, I guess I ain't such a bitch after all.

I predict she'll be dead inside of 2 years. her 15 minutes are way over due to end and if she's that miserable with a few bucks in her pocket, imagine what she'll be like afterwards.

If she's still available, i think i'll take her in the '12 DP. she should be about ready to cash it in by then.

as for the morons that think she and palin are two peas in a pod, no fukkin' way. say what you will about her politics or annoying voice, she is charismatic and seems like she's been a party girl pretty much her whole life unlike kate the kunt.

i will give kate some props for finally achieving some sort of bangability....solely based on looks that is. not sure how many surgeries she had, but, they have made her at least decent looking. would still wayyyyyy rather bang sarah of course.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:30 pm

smackaholic wrote:...
i guess they know that having kate push the miserable rotten cunt envelope keeps quite a few people watching for reasons that escape me. i really think it's a case of women watching her and thinking to themselves, I guess I ain't such a bitch after all. ...

A solid observation smackaholic. You should be a marriage counselor.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:58 pm

Trampis wrote:
smackaholic wrote:...
i guess they know that having kate push the miserable rotten cunt envelope keeps quite a few people watching for reasons that escape me. i really think it's a case of women watching her and thinking to themselves, I guess I ain't such a bitch after all. ...

A solid observation smackaholic. You should be a marriage counselor.

I think I'm way too blunt to make it in that racquet. I'd have most of them deciding to divorce before the session was over.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:26 pm

BSmack wrote:Damn she chunked up when she was preggo. Liposuction is an amazing thing.

Smackwad, that is a picture of Palin when she actually was pregnant--one of the earlier kids.

Compare this to the (left) picture of her supposedly EIGHT MONTHS pregnant about to drop the tard in '08.

uh..okay?

Now it should come as no surprise whatsoever that this deranged fame whore would engage in such brazen duplicity without missing a beat. After all, God has suggested that if there's no one else to challenge the socialist/terrorist Obama in 2012, well, maybe it's her.... :doh:

Here's some more basic info
http://palingates.blogspot.com/2009/12/ ... s-new.html

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:40 pm

Pathetic new low for the Palin haters.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:02 pm

Why?

If she's this shamelessly devious--so completely driven to somehow push her way into...power?...well, why shouldn't we the people be properly informed and thus warned?

Do you actually dispute the glaring discrepancy in her "pregnancy"? Do you really believe a word she's ever tried to say?

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:33 pm

Are you insane? Would a sane person believe she faked a pregnancy?

Do people lie? Yes.

Do politicians lie? Hell yes.

Do all the lib Sarah Palin haters really believe she faked her pregnancy?

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:57 am

trev wrote:Are you insane? Would a sane person believe she faked a pregnancy?

Do people lie? Yes.

Do politicians lie? Hell yes.

Do all the lib Sarah Palin haters really believe she faked her pregnancy?

Okay...why would a rational person believe she faked it? Well look at the photos. Are you suggestinbg they're fake or inaccurate? Why?

Why would she do it? Because she knew a bastard child from an adolescent daughter would doom her chances at any higher office. And she figured she could parlay it into a sympathy vote--as a new tough mom, etc.

Does she lie? Yes, automatically.

As to who believes she faked it, this is in direct proportion to those seeing the pictures, for starters. And right now she couldn't win Alaska.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:47 am

having a bastard grandkid will ruin her political chances?

sure thing sparky, 'cept for the little problem that she already been there and got the tee shirt.

she gained more weight in an earlier pregnancy during her prime breeding years than she did as a fourty somethin' tard factory?

absolutely shocking, i tell ya. also shocked to learn that profile shots might make someone look different than a head on pic.

a 16 year old in a tight shirt has a little fupa action going?

no fukking way!!!!!!!!!! gotta be preggers.

a fourty something mom banging out a kidlet with a missing chromosome or three?

no fukking way, again!!!!!!!! everybody knows that fourty something mommies always deliver perfect babies. it's those 16 year olds that have downs kids, cause they haven't growed a full set of chromosomes themselves yet.

lets turd, you are the motherfukking bruce lee of KYOA. chuck norris couldn't kick his own ass that hard if he wanted to.

do you really believe the sitting fukking gubnor of a state could hope to pull off such a charade?

I beg you, go lay down in front of a cement truck

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:54 am

I remember a thread about this getting archived

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:31 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Okay...why would a rational person believe she faked it? Well look at the photos. Are you suggestinbg they're fake or inaccurate? Why?

Why would she do it? Because she knew a bastard child from an adolescent daughter would doom her chances at any higher office. And she figured she could parlay it into a sympathy vote--as a new tough mom, etc.

Does she lie? Yes, automatically.

As to who believes she faked it, this is in direct proportion to those seeing the pictures, for starters. And right now she couldn't win Alaska.

A whole lot of speculation. Who do you speculate the father is? Has the "real" father spoken about this?

You're crazy.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:48 am

As a registered Republican since 1989 I say...Sarah Palin...go the fuck away. That is all.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:49 am

double post

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:36 am

The real dad? Well it sure isn't "the first dude"...probably some horny sophomore who couldn't nut in the piglet with the inhibiting condom, etc.

So...where's any actual record of this tard kid being delivered by Sarah Barracuda? What..????...there's...no record....!!??

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:04 pm

prolly filed away with barry H's and slick willie's med records.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:04 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:The real dad? Well it sure isn't "the first dude"...probably some horny sophomore who couldn't nut in the piglet with the inhibiting condom, etc.

So...where's any actual record of this tard kid being delivered by Sarah Barracuda? What..????...there's...no record....!!??

I'm sure there's an Hawaiian birth certificate somewhere.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:48 pm

smackaholic wrote:prolly filed away with barry H's and slick willie's med records.

And those things are related how?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:44 pm

H4ever wrote:As a registered Republican since 1989 I say...Sarah Palin...go the fuck away. That is all.

You've got nothing to worry about. She lost any chance at a political career when she quit her governor job. She has no credibility among GOP pols...no one to rally for her.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:58 pm

PSUFAN wrote:She lost any chance at a political career when she quit her governor job.

And the list of ethics violation charges 14 pages long doesn't help, either.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:57 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:She lost any chance at a political career when she quit her governor job.
And the list of ethics violation charges 14 pages long doesn't help, either.

You do realize that every single one of them was completely bogus, right? Of course you don't. Why would you? You have fallen for a classic line of liberal bullshit. The charges make the front page. The complete exoneration is buried.

You should know better.