question for the lawyers, yo

[RossTheBoss]

it's like dis, yo. my employer be all up on my shit, right. seyin i gots ta "act professional" and shit. i'm like, tha fuck you talkin ack professional? then they like, "You've got to start acting and looking your age" and shizzit. And they be seyin it all white and shit. it's like i told these muthafuckas from day muthafuckin 1. i take this job cuz i be gettin pizzaid. but it's like dis. you can take the nigga out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the nigga.

then they all be like, "Ross, you've got to at least pull up your pants." and i be like, aww hell naw. Dat shits me, nigga. The Realness. dats who i be, and i luvs me some me. Dey all just be hatin cuz i ain't teach em how to dougie and my game be fly.

dis shit straight whack, yo. so lawyers, do i gots a case yo? dis shit be racist and prejudice and probly some other boolshit too. i be suin dese fuckstas, so you can take THAT, homeBOY.

~The Realness

[Goober McTuber]

T.R.O.T.S.

[Mace]

Won't be the first time that McDonalds has been sued. Go for it.

[BSmack]

Uh, Realness, aren't you white? Or are you black and have that Michael Jackson condition?

Just another white, middle aged troll. Tis the season.

[RossTheBoss]

Uh, Realness, aren't you white?

yo, my boss be seyin the same shit yo. i tell that bitchazz black ain't bout literal skin color, homey. this shitz about yo rootz. i grew up in da HOOD, nigga. da PROJECTS. das what i be, and i be representin fo life fo sho.

[smackaholic]

T.R.O.T.S.

2rd.

OTST now please. i promise, i won't ask for anything else for xmas.

[Dinsdale]

T.R.O.T.S.

2rd.

OTST now please. i promise, i won't ask for anything else for xmas.

I dunno -- still much more readable and entertaining than a Moving Sale post, to keep things in perspective.

[smackaholic]

T.R.O.T.S.

2rd.

OTST now please. i promise, i won't ask for anything else for xmas.

I dunno -- still much more readable and entertaining than a Moving Sale post, to keep things in perspective.

nah, cyber dwarf tossing moving stale around is a T1B tradition. this really bad mvscal troll provides zero entertainment value.