Here's a little Christmas diddy, sung in the context of it being summertime. Work with me, folks.
Oh the driveway outside is frightful
But that SUV is so delightful
Since Fu's got places to go
Let em mow! Let em mow! Let em mow!
Neighbors don't show signs of stopping
Fu's tires are ripe for popping
The blades are cut sharp and low
Let em mow! Let em mow! Let em mow!
When we spread our clippings out at night
How Fu will hate going out in the storm
But if he grips the steering wheel real tight
He might avoid our treacherous swarm
The summer is slowly dying
Rack Fu is relieved and crying
But as long as the sun will show
Let em mow! Let em mow! Let em mow!
ahem
Moderator: Jesus H Christ
