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These are a few of your favourite things...

Lame takes on smackboards and you gotta be shittin' me
Bright red turds from your ass bleeding, go to the ER and reference me
With brown lit paper bags on your porch filled with reindeer poop
These are a few of your favourite things

Cream filled blow-up dolls from your tiny little noodle
Your door bell being rung by Portlands finest and worst tools
The wild geese that fly over KC to shit shit on your head
These are the things that have allegedly been said

Tardowned, you DO know you are the worst poster on this board right?

Oh look. A-tucking Drunk is trying to be funny. I don't think that's ever happened intentionally.

Dasher wrote:Oh look. A-tucking Drunk is trying to be funny. I don't think that's ever happened intentionally.

Are you angry? Oooooh... Trolling is so 90's. You bitches lost and don't man up. Now you're done.

LOL WUT

Couldn't even make it to the end.

You must be hitting the sauce if your "judgement" (sup panties) indicated that hitting "submit" was the next logical step in that progression.


The 14 extra syllables per line was an artistic touch though.

Dins is so wanting help from shit trolls from other boards... and a few from here Seriously Dins, I actually enjoy your Portland WX reports since none of us ever go there... or shouldn't. So necessary to hear U&L WX updates ever fucking week... day... whatever. Yeah, I'll tune in manana to hear how bad your WX is. Also, stop dragging your teeth as I'm getting raw down there.

Atomic Punk wrote:Dins is so wanting help from shit trolls from other boards... and a few from here

So, after an absolutely horrendous lapse in judgement to start the ball rolling, your next move in an attempt to try and wipe the egg off your face (clean your fucking mirror while you have a rag out, for chrissake)...


you're now insinuating that I'd feel the nedd to recruit help to make you look foolish?

Dude, you have obviously pissed the Logic Fairy off, and she refuses to come anywhere near your house.


To wit:

Seriously Dins, I actually enjoy your Portland WX reports since none of us ever go there... or shouldn't.

Location smack from a guy who lives in the Armpit of the West Coast?

So necessary to hear U&L WX updates ever fucking week... day... whatever. Yeah, I'll tune in manana to hear how bad your WX is.

Since you ain't none too bright, I'll help you out -- I bring up weather and other bullshit whenever a shit thread needs hijacking.

It's very cool and fairly dry here today.

Also, stop dragging your teeth as I'm getting raw down there.

Which one of us has displayed homosexual/deviant tendancies on this board, again?

Which one of us calls up desperate chicks from these boards because chicks won't deal with their disfigured greel in person?




Dude, never before has the mantra been more true and appropriate...


Brain, and THEN keyboard... Brain, THEN keyboard. When you reverse this order-of-operations, you get what we have here -- someone making a fool of themselves.

Cumdrops on mirrors and whiskers across my dick;
Bright lace panties and warm woolen thongs;
Tucking my package tied up with G Strings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Creaming baloney ponies and hairy men oozing;
Dongs and weighty balls and slurping long noodles;
Wild orgies cum flying as I prance and sing;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Man I love dressing in blue ass-less chaps;
Cum cakes that cover my nose and eyelashes;
Hot white jizz streams that cover my face;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Then the board laughs,
When I am drunk,
When I am mad,
I simply mash out another shit post,
And then I look like an ass.

Jingle Balls.

He starts drinking
Then he's posting
That's when things go bad
He simply runs off and starts a new thread
This act is getting real sad

Old School Deerworthy, ucant....

R-Jack put his tremendous moderating savvy on display by not going TROTS with this AComic Drunk effort.

AComic Drunk wrote:Lame takes on smackboards and you gotta be shittin' me
Bright red turds from your ass bleeding, go to the ER and reference me
With brown lit paper bags on your porch filled with reindeer poop
These are a few of your favourite things

Cream filled blow-up dolls from your tiny little noodle
Your door bell being rung by Portlands finest and worst tools
The wild geese that fly over KC to shit shit on your head
These are the things that have allegedly been said

Cheers, R-Jack!

One example of why you're among the best of the best.

apunk just invites this upon himslef. much as he did years ago.

If this sordid clambake ever did have an "MVP" his name would be: R-jack

and the winner for cross dressing fool emeritus: Atomic Thong

Atomic Punk wrote:These are a few of your favourite things...

Lame takes on smackboards and you gotta be shittin' me
Bright red turds from your ass bleeding, go to the ER and reference me
With brown lit paper bags on your porch filled with reindeer poop
These are a few of your favourite things

Cream filled blow-up dolls from your tiny little noodle
Your door bell being rung by Portlands finest and worst tools
The wild geese that fly over KC to shit shit on your head
These are the things that have allegedly been said

Pathetic attempt at a call out thread. You should just have named it " Dinsdale is in my head". The only thing this does for you is establish a pretty significant lead for voting you as Board Bitch.

hahaha Hey bro, how come Dins didn't give you a IKYABWAI in the last thread you've shitted a take in? Do you need me to give you a link? Oh, and how's the weather up there?

Board Bitch wrote:hahaha Hey bro, how come Dins didn't give you a IKYABWAI in the last thread you've shitted a take in? Do you need me to give you a link? Oh, and how's the weather up there?

Another one of your posts that leaves every one who reads it wondering:

What the fuck is dude talking about ?

Has dude made the step from some shit skunk bud up to shooting meth and then going to the keyboard?

And how laughable is it that you have the words "shit " and " take" so close together, in your own thread, the thread which you start, and then watch it get turned around and shoved up your ass multiple times, and you keep squawking about shit takes ?

Suck off a gun barrel...

Derron wrote:The only thing this does for you is establish a pretty significant lead for voting you as Board Bitch.

I thought that award was permanently retired in his honor back when the panties pic surfaced.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Derron wrote:The only thing this does for you is establish a pretty significant lead for voting you as Board Bitch.

I thought that award was permanently retired in his honor back when the panties pic surfaced.

Maybe so, but his shit threads and his drunken / drugged replies make a case for bringing it out of retirement to crown his ass again with it in honor of the Holiday season.

Truman wrote:Old School Deerworthy, ucant....

Blow it out your ignorant ass, hillbilly.

Plato wrote:

Truman wrote:Old School Deerworthy, ucant....

Interesting take, considering your "pedigree"... :wink:

Truman wrote:

Plato wrote:

Truman wrote:Old School Deerworthy, ucant....

Interesting take, considering your "pedigree"... :wink:

I'll label this as the "Kansas City Reach Around."

Have some pride in yourself Truman. What an ass kisser you are.

Oh, and a "wink?" You should be fucking embarrassed to publicly show the dung on your nose and tongue.

Atomic Punk wrote: I'll label this as the "Kansas City Reach Around."

Have some pride in yourself Truman. What an ass kisser you are.

Oh, and a "wink?" You should be fucking embarrassed to publicly show the dung on your nose and tongue.

I believe I'll label this the "Fresno Faceplant".

Lemme get this straight:

The Loser that photographs himself in his mom’s panties in the reflection of a cum-crusted mirror and then decides to call out the entire Board a couple of years later by posting a series of criminally retarded threads tells ME to have some pride?

Really?

Ever see the Sting, AP? Remember how the crooks tapped the sides of their noses in greeting as an acknowledgement that they were all in on the scam? Well, that was the message I just sent “Plato”.

And ucant? Sorry, I’ll just post “rack” next time so that you can follow along from the comfort of your sanitorium.

Jesus-weeping-tits, AP, you truly ARE dumber than a box of dicks.

Truman wrote: Jesus-weeping-tits, AP, you truly ARE dumber than a box of dicks.

How long have you've been saving up this haymaker? I've done stupid shit here, and mostly to provoke... however, who fantasizes about a dick, let alone a box of them?

Atomic Punk wrote:I've done stupid shit here, and mostly to provoke...

Oh, I see. You’re unfunny and moronic on purpose? You do this to troll the board? I have an idea… instead of being everyone’s whipping boy, can you try posting something funny or thought provoking… for once? Or do you enjoy sucking too much?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:I've done stupid shit here, and mostly to provoke...

Oh, I see. You’re unfunny and moronic on purpose? You do this to troll the board? I have an idea… instead of being everyone’s whipping boy, can you try posting something funny or thought provoking… for once? Or do you enjoy sucking too much?

Hey "everyone", ucunt is now YOUR official spokesman. Although he may be bald, ugly,and is on the cover of KC Scott's newest Playgirl cover... yeah dude, keep bringin' it!

Atomic Punk wrote:Hey "everyone", ucunt is now YOUR official spokesman.

If you do a search on RACK AP, it doesn't generate any results. I am not speaking for everyone. Your shit posts are doing the talking themselves.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:Hey "everyone", ucunt is now YOUR official spokesman.

If you do a search on RACK AP, it doesn't generate any results. I am not speaking for everyone. Your shit posts are doing the talking themselves.

Dude, back off a bit. A board needs its tards and ones that think they're $$ are comedy gold. If you run him, we're back to Goobs and screwey calling each other big dumb fags in every thread.

OCmike wrote:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:Hey "everyone", ucunt is now YOUR official spokesman.

If you do a search on RACK AP, it doesn't generate any results. I am not speaking for everyone. Your shit posts are doing the talking themselves.

Dude, back off a bit. A board needs its tards and ones that think they're $$ are comedy gold. If you run him, we're back to Goobs and screwey calling each other big dumb fags in every thread.

Fuck off OCDmike. You big dumb fag.

Atomic Punk wrote:
I've done stupid shit here, ... however, who fantasizes about a dick, let alone a box of them?

At least you got the stupid shit part right. Considering how you started this thread, and you can go back and read it if the meth haze clogs your mind, but composing a ditty about other dudes dicks is pretty evident that YOU do fantasize about dicks.

The more I watch the reactions from the baiting threads I've crapped out, the more Derron looks like a complete fool.

Atomic Punk wrote:

Truman wrote: Jesus-weeping-tits, AP, you truly ARE dumber than a box of dicks.

who fantasizes about a dick, let alone a box of them?

Your new "strategy" is to drop a IKYABWAI variant on a KC guy?


With your ability level, you're the one guy that could walk away from the Special Olympics without a medal, and you think you have the requisite skills to drop IKYABWAI on a KC resident?

The word "delusional" doesn't even begin to do justice here.


But wait, let me guess... the "I was trolling" defense is about to come into play (for the umpteenth time) -- the Ultimate Tard Defense.

Dinsdale wrote:But wait, let me guess... the "I was trolling" defense is about to come into play (for the umpteenth time) -- the Ultimate Tard Defense.

Atomic Punk wrote:The more I watch the reactions from the baiting threads I've...

Before I even managed to hit "Submit."



While one of us was claiming BODE from the mountaintops, the other of us was busy actually getting some.... see if the compost pile you affectionately call a "brain" can figure out which one of us is which.

Atomic Punk wrote:The more I watch the reactions from the baiting threads I've crapped out, the more Derron looks like a complete fool.

Yeah..right Since you are about the only one who throws out a "bait" thread (s), and since it is a "bait " thread, calling yourself out for " doing some stupid shit", is not really calling yourself out ? Great logic you fucking idiot tard.

And since somebody responds to the "bait" thread, then you start the nanner nanner nanner you responded to my "bait " thread. Now that gives you some board cred..we all need a football to kick around and be amused with, and for which purpose you serve that need very well, but the decision is,do we read your shit, or wait until the Goober v Screwed skirmish heats up again or listen to a music CD instead ?

My recommendation to you is, if you think the 1 hit of blotter acid will do, you really should drop 3 or 4 and see where that trip takes you. Fuck off now.

Fuck off, 'deer.

You lame-ass fucks are too fucking stupid to come up with anything better...

AP the smack pin-a-ta
Had a very lazy eye
Jerry’s Kid so re-tard-ed
We all wish that he’d just die

Panties and cum-stained mirrors
Never seen a thing so gay
Buried in another pile-on
Even as the reindeer play

His mind fogged by meds and drink
AP posts one night
You fags suck and I claim bode
I know you are but what am I?

And oh how the One Board loved him
‘Cuz a Board need its tards
AP the smack pin-a-ta
With every post we’ll go yard!

"A Christmas wish for Dinsdale, 'A few of my favorite things'"???
You're such a fuckup you can't even get your own thread titles correct.

"... A few of my favorite THONGS", you profound idiot.

Kengina, welcome to the list that I'm compiling. Stay around, and don't be scared like you normally are. I'll get to you soon enough. I just want more cliche reach-around types to chime in first. I've noticed the smarter ones are seeing what I'm doing.

Now, you're assuming people are trembling in fear of "making the list"?

Atomic Punk wrote:I've noticed the smarter ones are seeing what I'm doing.

Pretty sure even the dumber ones are, too.

But it's probably not what you think they're seeing.