Jets coach Ryan dodges questions regarding foot-fetish videos, calls it a 'personal issue'
A day after a series of bizarre foot-fetish videos were made widely available featuring a woman who looks like the wife of Rex Ryan, the Jets coach refused to answer questions on the matter this afternoon, saying it is a "personal issue."
"Obviously, I knew this question was coming," Ryan told reporters following a team practice. "This is a personal issue and I'm not going to discuss it."
Deadspin reported that the woman in the videos goes by the Internet name "Ihaveprettyfeet" and has more than looks in common with Ryan's wife. Similar to Michelle Ryan, the 47-year-old is a housewife with a master's degree and is a Virgo who and once lived in Ellicott City, MD.
The Maryland town, just outside Baltimore, is the same place the Ryan family lived when Rex worked as an assistant coach for the Ravens.
The raunchy Alt.com profile purported to be that of Ryan and his wife also shows that they are interested in threesomes and "nipple torture." The profile is rife with other explicit sex acts and positions the couple is allegedly interested in.
If Rex were smart, he'd find a way to make a Buck on this. All he'd have to to is package a DVD of his OL jacking him off with her toes, with a spacebar activated USB-powered eyeball/earhole bleach-tosser.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:39 am
by mvscal
KC Scott wrote:
If this is not some joke and is really legit, then Ryan wins the dumbest of the dumbfuck award for not knowing something like this would leak or that his OL would be recognized.
This season could not get any fucking weirder
It sure sounds like him on the video.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:41 am
by trev
It sounds like Ryan and the wife looks like his wife. I'm shocked he has a wife.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:41 am
by Dinsdale
That's so excellent, I don't even know what else to say.
We're going to be making jokes about this 10 years from now, and they'll still be funny.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:46 am
by mvscal
trev wrote:It sounds like Ryan and the wife looks like his wife. I'm shocked he has a wife.
Hi trev. So......how do you feel about footjobs, threesomes and nipple torture?
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:14 am
by poptart
nipple torture
Not unusual.
Happens in most NFL dog piles.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:16 am
by trev
mvscal wrote:
trev wrote:It sounds like Ryan and the wife looks like his wife. I'm shocked he has a wife.
Hi trev. So......how do you feel about footjobs, threesomes and nipple torture?
Off topic for the NFL forum. But I'll say no to #3 for sure.
I think the Ryan's did this before he became well known. It is pretty hilarious.
Lots of jokes to come in the future.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:18 am
by BSmack
KC Scott wrote:It's just incomprehensible that when he did it, joke or not, the voice of reason didn't jump in and say this might not be the brightest idea
This is Rex Ryan we're talking about. Rex and the voice of reason are not on speaking terms.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:18 am
by R-Jack
Only the Jets could bring in Antonio Cormarte and his 24 children, all age 3, to be the team choir boy.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:05 am
by poptart
Dinsdale wrote:We're going to be making jokes about this 10 years from now
Naj Davenport defecated in a chick's laundry basket 8 years ago and that fun has just about worn out, so yeah, props to Rex for teeing himself up for us.
8-10 years sounds about right.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:16 pm
by BSmack
poptart wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:We're going to be making jokes about this 10 years from now
Naj Davenport defecated in a chick's laundry basket 8 years ago and that fun has just about worn out, so yeah, props to Rex for teeing himself up for us.
8-10 years sounds about right.
Steelers fans loved Davenport and even we still call him "Dookie." He will NEVER live that night down.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:14 pm
by BSmack
Things just got a whole lot worse for Rex. WAY worse.
I'm into the whole foot fetish thing. Not DEEP into it, but I think it's great. Sorry to go off topic though. Rex Ryan sucks.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:39 pm
by BSmack
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:I'm into the whole foot fetish thing. Not DEEP into it, but I think it's great. Sorry to go off topic though. Rex Ryan sucks.
I'm just going to quote this so you can delete it when you think better of it.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:41 pm
by Dinsdale
Well, I was planning to make a fortune setting up a foot fetish website... then I found out YAFJ was into it...
Guaranteed loser, now.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:18 am
by indyfrisco
My friend's wife works as a security screener at a department store. I'm trying to get her to score me a couple mannequin feet. Our seats are right behind the visiting team, and I plan on holding those feet up in the air aplenty next week when the colts play the jets.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:17 pm
by BSmack
IndyFrisco wrote:My friend's wife works as a security screener at a department store. I'm trying to get her to score me a couple mannequin feet. Our seats are right behind the visiting team, and I plan on holding those feet up in the air aplenty next week when the colts play the jets.
For maximum effect, go in blackface.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:53 pm
by poptart
I really don't care what Rex and his old lady are into.
Zero interest.
And I liked things better in the old days, too - pre-interweb, pre-twatter, pre-kink website, etc.
I mean, I could, for example, watch Hank Stram prowl the sideline without having to know that he liked to use his colon as a hamster habitrail.
I don't care what these freaks are into.
Re: Well...Uh...OK, I guess.
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:24 pm
by indyfrisco
poptart wrote:I don't care what these freaks are into.
Me neither. It's just fun fucking with them.
At the Jacksonville game, there was a guy playing up to the crowd a bit, Terrance Knighton. My cousin googled him and saw his nickname is Pot Roast. We were heckling him all night calling him Pot Roast. He was actually really fun though as he would turn around and rub his belly and kept playing to the crowd. He made some pretty good tackles and would run towards us rubbing his belly. Most fun I've ever had at a game. Without the interwebs, we'd have never known that about him.
Last night, at the Titans game, Lavelle Hawkins was sitting on an equipment box showing off his buttcrack. We kept yelling at him to cover his ass up. He kept laughing and putting a towell behind him. A quick google and I saw he went to Cal. While this brought nothing to the heckling, it made since to me why he was opening up his asscrack for everyone.
