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The poor bastard had to settle for a 24 year old Playmate. Might be a good death pool pick as it appears he has a death wish of dying in bed. Can's say as I blame him. Word has it that she's a dental hygienist and flosses her teeth with Hef's dick.

He should go out bigger than that.

Maybe a new reality show with playmates competing against each other.

Call it Fuck for Your Fortune.

Carson wrote:He should go out bigger than that.

Maybe a new reality show with playmates competing against each other.

Call it Fuck for Your Fortune.

That would receive top ratings in my house....at least in the mancave.

Sweet Mary and Joseph... Rack you Hef, just RACK the FUCK out of you.

What a way to die.

Hef is 84 years old and most any guy would give their left nut to have had even a small fraction of the quality pussy that guy has nailed. Most of us have fucked all of his Playmates too......they just didn't know it.

this morning my bro-in-law's horsefaced, big boned OL posts something about this asking what kind of 84 year old man wants to marry a 24 year old hottie. i replied every g0d damn one of them WANT to. prolly off her xmas list. oh fukking well.

smackaholic wrote:this morning my bro-in-law's horsefaced, big boned OL posts something about this asking what kind of 84 year old man wants to marry a 24 year old hottie.

What name does she post under? Missjo? Papa Willie? Tarddowen?

Jsc810 wrote:She's a perfect 10.

Quite decent, but certainly substandard as far as Playmate/supermodels go...

And bear in mind, I'm the first one to laugh at the likes of Screwey, et al that try to rip on the hotties posted here.


But for the pond she's swimming in, she's bottom-of-the-barrel. Hotter than any chick I've met in the last 3-4 days, but substandard, nonetheless.

Suffice to say Hef's got a pre-nup more iron clad than his dick loaded with a barrel of Viagra. Hef is also a true world patriot and one of the greatest Americans ever--if only for the articles!

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Suffice to say Hef's got a pre-nup more iron clad than his dick loaded with a barrel of Viagra. Hef is also a true world patriot and one of the greatest Americans ever--if only for the articles!

Damn straight....guy oughta be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for all the blue-ball, and testosterone-induced acts of rage he's helped quell over the decades

Nice boobs, no bush...quite the conundrum.

Still better looking then any chick Ive seen in the past 3 or 4 days too That cracked me up Dins

When Hef gets tired of her he can send her over to the Busch beer guys house for dissposal.

Trampis wrote:Still better looking then any chick Ive seen in the past 3 or 4 days too That cracked me up Dins

I live in an actual city, where people have sex outside of the family unit -- hot chicks happen.

Move away from the nuclear waste dump, and you might meet a bunch of them, too. I'm sure they'll be won over by your country charm, rugged good looks, and ability to do donuts on a Deere

Right now in a gutter in Vegas
Holly Madison is screaming it should have been MEEEEEEEE!!! :twisted:

rules

I was in Vegas after Thanksgiving and went a saw Holly Madison's show with the wife. Holly has the most perfect set of tits but has more hail damage on her thighs and ass than a 74 Nova parked in Kansas during the summer. On top of that, she has a massive pooch in her stomach. She is either prego or has completely let herself go. My wife commented that "airbrushing" is an awesome thing. It did wonders for Holly.

Hef just traded in the old clunker and got him a new ride.