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Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:16 pm
by Screw_Michigan
All you need to know about "hip hop culture" and those who enjoy/live it:



Why isn't this dude swinging back at these savage beasts? Think I'm going to go get one of these soon:

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Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:26 pm
by Dinsdale
A better choice:


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Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:01 pm
by Screw_Michigan
No handguns in DC, moron. I think the retractable baton would do enough damage.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:06 pm
by R-Jack
Like what? Give them a fat lip?

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:21 pm
by Dinsdale
R-Jack wrote:Like what? Give them a fat lip?

No, a black eye.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:27 pm
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:No handguns in DC, moron.
They issue CCWs in DC... moron. About 5 seconds of websearching reveals they honor Iowa CCws, as well... moron.


Won't be long before all of DC's unconstitutional gun laws are gone.

I think the retractable baton would do enough damage.

Pull that on me (or anyone else with training) and see what happens.

I'll give you a hint: the word "popsicle" comes to mind.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:31 pm
by mvscal
Screw_Michigan wrote:No handguns in DC, moron.
Not quite. All manner of criminals have them as do the privileged elite. You, on the other hand, are permitted to own a revolver (only) kept in a disassembled state in your home.
I think the retractable baton would do enough damage.
You can be sure the thugs will have a gun. The only damage done will be to your colon when they shove it up your ass.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:45 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
mvscal wrote:The only damage done will be to your colon when they shove it up your ass.

We're talking about Screwey's colon, right?

hotdog + hallway = nuthin' but net

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:52 pm
by Dinsdale
mvscal wrote:[You, on the other hand, are permitted to own a revolver (only) kept in a disassembled state in your home.
I thought you could have a shotgun too?

Regardless, that shit will get fixed sooner or later, and the rate of violent crime will drop like a rock in DC.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:19 am
by Ana Ng
LOLERZ @ this comment left:

"A n-igger will only attack in packs, never on its own, so you must be ready to take on many pavement apes at once".

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:19 am
by titlover
Ana Ng wrote:LOLERZ @ this comment left:

"A n-igger will only attack in packs, never on its own, so you must be ready to take on many pavement apes at once".
pavement apes? :lol:

we need to get that guy to post here.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:23 am
by Screw_Michigan
mvscal wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:No handguns in DC, moron.
Not quite. All manner of criminals have them as do the privileged elite. You, on the other hand, are permitted to own a revolver (only) kept in a disassembled state in your home.
I think the retractable baton would do enough damage.
You can be sure the thugs will have a gun. The only damage done will be to your colon when they shove it up your ass.
Do you honestly think those clowns involved with that beating were armed? I doubt it.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:24 am
by Screw_Michigan
88 wrote:You don't need a baton. You need:

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Old Town? You gotta be shittin' me. Oh, the cab. Cabbing around town is expensive. I'll take my chances with the Metro.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:50 am
by War Wagon
Dinsdale wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:No handguns in DC, moron.
They issue CCWs in DC... moron. About 5 seconds of websearching reveals they honor Iowa CCws, as well... moron.
well, well, well... what do we have here?

Dinsypoo going all IKYABWAI, and not one stinking coward here to call him on it. I mean, it really doesn't get any more blatant than that.

Figures.

It was only a matter of time. Live by the IKYABWAI, die by the IKYABWAI.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:54 am
by Dinsdale
War Wagon wrote:well, well, well... what do we have here?
3 places to get oil out of the ground?
Dinsypoo going all IKYABWAI, and not one stinking coward here to call him on it. I mean, it really doesn't get any more blatant than that.

I'll cut you a break, due to your KC genetic makeup...

SM called me a "moron," when in fact I was indeed correct, and he was in fact wrong.

That's not an "IKYABWAI," it's a "get your facts straight before you call other people 'moron.' "

But I wouldn't expect you and your ilk to get such subtleties.

KC strikes again... figures.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:04 am
by R-Jack
War Wagon wrote: and not one stinking coward here to call him on it.
Yeah, that should've been your first clue that keeping your thoughts to yourself was a good idea.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:05 am
by War Wagon
You drop IKYABWAI's indiscriminately every chance you get, fool. You will leave no sofa cushion unturned trying to dig one up. I could give two shits who's wrong or right, you got hung by your petard.

Die in an oil refinery explosion.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:06 am
by R-Jack
War Wagon wrote:I could give two shits who's wrong or right.
Fairly obvious.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:09 am
by Screw_Michigan
War Wagon wrote:Die in an oil refinery explosion.
Nice.

Re: Cue up mvscal for this one

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:17 am
by mvscal
Ana Ng wrote:"pavement apes".
:lol:

Yeah, I guess they don't have yards in their publicly funded spawning grounds anymore.