T1B

Let's hope you don't turn to food to replace the cravings.

Good luck. Your lungs and all will thank you. Plus you won't smell like an ash tray when you go anywhere.

Papa Willie wrote:Fuck that shit. I'm feeling extremely aggressive, however. I swear to god I want to go out and play basketball for about 6 hours.

If I appear extremely jumpy or easily agitated, I apologize in advance.

Now go fuckyourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111

You want to fight me at exit 34 ??

Sin,

TheJon

Papa Willie wrote:Fuck that shit. I'm feeling extremely aggressive, however. I swear to god I want to go out and play basketball for about 6 hours.

If I appear extremely jumpy or easily agitated, I apologize in advance.

Now go fuckyourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Sounds like a member of The Crew.

Good luck with that 'spray.

Most people who try to quit and fail, fail because they don't really want to quit. They sort of want to quit, but what they really want is another fuckin' smoke.

I smoked for 17 years and always thought it was easy to quit. I did it at least 10 times. When my OL got pregnant for the first time I became convinced in my mind that smoking was unhealthy and disgusting and, after that, I haven't had a craving since.

Thankfully, I never saw the need to pick up such a stupid habit. I took one draw off one cigarette when I was about 13. That was enough for me.

I will admit that over the last few years there have been days at work where stress, usually induced by the dumbfukkery of coworkers has had me to the point where I've thought about going out to the smoking area and burning one. This feeling does subside after a few minutes though. Prolly a good thing we don't have an official drinking area at work.

Papa Willie wrote:If I appear extremely jumpy or easily agitated, I apologize in advance.

So, business as usual?

Someone get Papa a dick to suck for his oral fixation.

Derron wrote:You want to fight me at exit 34 ??

Sin,

TheJon

Let's make it today at 10AM, Eastern time.

Sin,
That one Noles fan from SC3

Rack any and all Pacedog references

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Pacedog

I knew someone would come up with the name.

That was the best Internet Tough Guy call-out ever.

Dinsdale wrote:That was the best Internet Tough Guy call-out ever.

STORY TIME!!!

Go Coogs' wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:That was the best Internet Tough Guy call-out ever.

STORY TIME!!!

Briefly...

Find someone else for briefly that doesn't have their own emoticon.

Must have been 10 years ago on the Jim Rome website, this Noles fan was prone to meltdowns -- not just your garden-variety meltdowns, but the-rest-of-us-pissing-ourselves-laughing meltdowns.

One day, he became particularly agitated about... something, and decided to call out the current object of his ire to a fistfight... and he wasn't kidding. Fucker was dead serious.

They were to meet at High Noon at some playground in Pensacola.

I seem to recall A)the other poster was nowhere near Pensacole, and B) this was the good part...

it was already like 1PM.

But that didn't stop Pace from calling BODE because the other guy was such a pussy that he wasn't at the playground.

That may be worthy of the All-Time #1 board melt ranking.

I'm also fairly certain KC Kaley challenged Paul to a fight off some Missouri interstate. I thought they even mutually agreed to a specific time/meeting place.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm also fairly certain KC Kaley challenged Paul to a fight off some Missouri interstate. I thought they even mutually agreed to a specific time/meeting place.

If Paul were to get a puffy coat behind a punch, it's game over, baby.

Sudden Sam wrote:Wasn't Pacedog some Air Force dude stationed in Pensacola?

So he claimed... although I seem to remember him getting caught in a bunch of lies.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm also fairly certain KC Kaley challenged Paul to a fight off some Missouri interstate. I thought they even mutually agreed to a specific time/meeting place.

You mean like a Chestnut vs Kobyashi fight... or with actual fists and stuff?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:You mean like a Chestnut vs Kobyashi fight... or with actual fists and stuff?

They draw a circle in the dirt, then sprinkle some rice around it and stuff.

Woulda been more like chest bumping, but without the suits



I could be wrong, but as the story goes, I think one of them even showed up. He logged on the board shortly thereafter calling the no-show a pussy, etc. Good times.

Just the mere thought of a couple adults scheduling a time and place to "throw down" over a couple faggot blasts is high comedy. I mean, you'd think the RAGE would subside somewhere between the monitor and the front door. But to still be fuming 20 miles down the interstate? Radio turned off. Gripping and clawing the steering wheel. Heavy breathing. Plotting your strategy. And what do you say to the old lady?

"Honey, where are you going?"

"I gotta head out and take care of some business. Don't wait up for me."

I wanted to fight America.

I knew that if Christina Aguilera could kick his ass I prolly wouldn't be in much danger.

Derron wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Fuck that shit. I'm feeling extremely aggressive, however. I swear to god I want to go out and play basketball for about 6 hours.

If I appear extremely jumpy or easily agitated, I apologize in advance.

Now go fuckyourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111

You want to fight me at exit 34 ??

Sin,

TheJon

I know you're a faggot, but what the fuck are you talking about??

By the way, Spray.........I quit smoking 30 years ago. I'm 30 years old, just so you know.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm also fairly certain KC Kaley challenged Paul to a fight off some Missouri interstate. I thought they even mutually agreed to a specific time/meeting place.

I'm fairly certain you're full of shit.

I've never seen Paul threaten anybody. He's harmless... and blameless.

Kaley? That's another story.

Papa Willie wrote:I'm feeling extremely aggressive....

Papa Willie wrote:If I appear extremely jumpy or easily agitated, I apologize in advance.

Apology accepted.

TheJON wrote:

Derron wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Fuck that shit. I'm feeling extremely aggressive, however. I swear to god I want to go out and play basketball for about 6 hours.

If I appear extremely jumpy or easily agitated, I apologize in advance.

Now go fuckyourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111

You want to fight me at exit 34 ??

Sin,

TheJon

I know you're a faggot, but what the fuck are you talking about??

Nothing really..we are laughing at you, not with you.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm also fairly certain KC Kaley challenged Paul to a fight off some Missouri interstate. I thought they even mutually agreed to a specific time/meeting place.

By "fight" you mean "pie eating contest", right?

Cuda wrote:By "fight" you mean "pie eating contest", right?

:glassdick:

Nothing really..we are laughing at you, not with you.

No offense, Derron, but I'm fairly certain you know all about people laughing at you.

Dude, even your mother thinks you're a retard.

TheJON wrote:

Nothing really..we are laughing at you, not with you.

No offense, Derron, but I'm fairly certain you know all about people laughing at you.

BURN!

Sin,
KC


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I know people are laughing at me but they are laughing at you too. Seriously?

Papa Willie wrote:That's cool, but something tells me I'm gonna weigh about 652 lbs. in another 3 months.

No way you can lose that much weight that quickly. It’s not healthy.

Love the PACEDOG#1 reset. I believe he also went by USMACRME or something like that. I thought it had to do with some kind of armed forces shit he always blabbered about.

this weekend i as watching the football games saturday night with a few of my navy reserve buddies. after about 7 or 8 rice lights (fuggit, they bought) i was almost catching a buzz when jay breaks out a container of skoal.

he says, man, i haven't done this shit in months, it is gonna fukk me up. want some?

i asked how you could get fukked up on chewing tabakky.

he said trust me, if you don't use it all the time, it'll fukk you up.

so, i said fuggit.

i think i have tried that shit maybe twice since the ford administration. never much cared for it.

anyway, i put one of the little wads (it was the kind that comes in individual packets) between my lip and gums and within about 2 minutes, i felt like i had been blindsided by earl campbell himself. holy shit, that stuff is quite the alcohol buzz multiplier.

don't think i'll make it a regular habit though as i felt kinda shitty afterwards and i can think of better ways to go out than mouth cancer.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:That's cool, but something tells me I'm gonna weigh about 652 lbs. in another 3 months.

No way you can lose that much weight that quickly. It’s not healthy.

I'm only talking about my pennis.

How much you got in nickls, dims and quartrs?

smackaholic wrote:i can think of better ways to go out than mouth cancer.

I'm sure you can, Farrah.

smackaholic wrote:he said trust me, if you don't use it all the time, it'll fukk you up.

I had quit for about a year and a half and was working late one night and said "fukk it", went to the store and got me an energy drink and a tin of Kodiak - "Rally time", or so I thought.

It was about 4 AM and I figured I could crank out the last bits of code necessary for testing to being by 10 AM. I don't recall spinning as much as I did sitting in one place.

That was three years ago, I'm currently without "worm dirt" in my mouth since October. But I'm doing with another crutch - lozenges.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:That's cool, but something tells me I'm gonna weigh about 652 lbs. in another 3 months.

No way you can lose that much weight that quickly. It’s not healthy.

~tears~

Tom In VA wrote:

smackaholic wrote:he said trust me, if you don't use it all the time, it'll fukk you up.

I had quit for about a year and a half and was working late one night and said "fukk it", went to the store and got me an energy drink and a tin of Kodiak - "Rally time", or so I thought.

It was about 4 AM and I figured I could crank out the last bits of code necessary for testing to being by 10 AM. I don't recall spinning as much as I did sitting in one place.

That was three years ago, I'm currently without "worm dirt" in my mouth since October. But I'm doing with another crutch - lozenges.

Been there, done that Tom. I did the nicotine gum bit for years. Weaned myself down from a pack a day to only smoking when I was out at the bar. When I got laid off last year, I knew it was time. Haven't had a smoke or stick of nicorette in over a year. It can be done folks.

Of course it can be done. Unless you’re some kind of simpering twit.

I used to give up & start up again on a 2 yearly basis smoke for 2 years quit for 2 years
It's now been 7 years since my last ciggie
I think it helps that my hubby is a health nut & a vehement anti smoker
I gave up for the final time 3 months before we met & knowing how much he hates cigarette smokes it stops me starting up again.