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The List Of T1B Metaphors
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:30 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
"Helping AP pack the U-Haul" = unprotected gay sex
example: "Man, I thought that guy was cool until I found out he helped AP pack the U-Haul".
"Take it to Dins" = show disinterest in engaging in an 18 page polemic on some trivial matter
example: "Look...it's getting kinda late. I think we've gone over the history of can openers long enough. You need to take it to Dins."
"Friend of smackaholic's" = gibbering imbecile
example: "Our family was devastated when we learned the news that Dad was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and he would soon become a friend of smackaholic's".
"Mikey's Cooking Forum" = Mikey's Cooking Forum
example: "You might want to read what you typed before hitting SUBMIT, asswipe. This isn't Mikey's Cooking Forum".
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:41 pm
by indyfrisco
Martyred wrote:"Mikey's Cooking Forum" = Mikey's Cooking Forum
example: "You might want to read what you typed before hitting SUBMIT, asswipe. This isn't Mikey's Cooking Forum".
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:25 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
"treving" = overly sexually coy
example: "My wife gave me that look last night. I thought we were going to split the sheets and rock the box spring...turns out she was just fishing for a new iPhone. Boy, did I ever get treved".
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:41 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
"m2's cell phone pics" = counterfeit merchandise/fraudulent items
example: "I'd recommend eBay for purchases. Just make sure to use PayPal and check the seller's rating. You don't want to get stuck with m2's cell phone pics".
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:27 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Roach wrote:
"get martyreded" = be assaulted by suggestive online message board sexual passes
"Poor old Trev is sure getting martyredded today eh?"
WTF?
I thought we were Facebook friends? That was pretty low.
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:34 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
"Penis mv" = sycophantic behaviour regarding alpha-male message board figures
example: "Wow, I thought Toddowen had penis mv, but Felchco is riding his jock like it was the Preakness!".
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:22 pm
by Mikey
IndyFrisco wrote:Martyred wrote:"Mikey's Cooking Forum" = Mikey's Cooking Forum
example: "You might want to read what you typed before hitting SUBMIT, asswipe. This isn't Mikey's Cooking Forum".
OK.
You'e both BANNED!!!
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:25 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
"Vanned" = the new runned
example: Damn, did you see the beating RtS took at 9:07 last night? He totally got vanned.
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:27 pm
by trev
Rack Roach and my new sig.
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:43 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
trev wrote:Rack Roach and my new sig.
You can go trev some other sap. We're through.
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:44 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
...unless you want to do counseling. Do you want to do counseling?