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OK, it's on (or off?)
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:12 am
by Mikey
I've got $50 for anybody who will go hang outside the UCLA Med Center and grab that bad piece of flesh when it gets put out with the trash.
$100 if it includes at least 75% of the thigh.
Doctors Amputate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Right Leg
by The Associated Press
January 14, 2011
Doctors in Los Angeles say they have successfully amputated most of Zsa Zsa Gabor's right leg.
They say Friday's surgery at the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center was successful and the 93-year-old Moulin Rouge and Queen of Outer Space star is recovering.
Gabor had an infection in her leg for several months and doctors tried using antibiotics to save the leg. She was hospitalized Jan. 2.
Publicist John Blanchette says the wound wouldn't heal, making the surgery necessary.
Gabor broke her hip and had replacement surgery in July, and has been hospitalized several times since for swelling in her legs and blood clots throughout her body.
Re: OK, it's on (or off?)
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:06 am
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote:I've got $50 for anybody who will go hang outside the UCLA Med Center and grab that bad piece of flesh when it gets put out with the trash.
$100 if it includes at least 75% of the thigh.
Doctors Amputate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Right Leg
by The Associated Press
January 14, 2011
Doctors in Los Angeles say they have successfully amputated most of Zsa Zsa Gabor's right leg.
They say Friday's surgery at the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center was successful and the 93-year-old Moulin Rouge and Queen of Outer Space star is recovering.
Gabor had an infection in her leg for several months and doctors tried using antibiotics to save the leg. She was hospitalized Jan. 2.
Publicist John Blanchette says the wound wouldn't heal, making the surgery necessary.
Gabor broke her hip and had replacement surgery in July, and has been hospitalized several times since for swelling in her legs and blood clots throughout her body.
see what happens to you after hip replacement. good luck dude. you'll need it.
Re: OK, it's on (or off?)
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:19 am
by Mikey
No problemo. If that happens to me I'll have three awesome lamps and a couple of prosthetics I can beat the fuck out of my kids with.
Re: OK, it's on (or off?)
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:03 am
by Cuda
How do you plan to catch them?
All they gotta do is stay just out of reach while they taunt you
Re: OK, it's on (or off?)
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:30 am
by Mikey
Cuda wrote:How do you plan to catch them?
Re: OK, it's on (or off?)
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:52 pm
by smackaholic
Papa Willie wrote:Yeah - but who wants to fuck Mikey? Dude -- everybody wants to fuck Zsa Zsa!
sin-
1953
ftfy.
Re: OK, it's on (or off?)
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:48 pm
by Felix
Mikey wrote:I'll have three awesome lamps
Re: OK, it's on (or off?)
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:03 am
by Bizzarofelice
I use to go to the amputee clinic where they fit the prosthetics and do jumping jacks outside the building.
I appreciate my God given limbs and all the sinners who lost theirs can live vicariously through me.
Re: OK, it's on (or off?)
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:16 pm
by smackaholic
This thread is so old, it actually made it to page two, which is quite a feat round this morgue.
Anyway, when i saw it i thought, holy mother of fukk, she's still kicking!
Well, maybe not kicking, but, last i checked, still breathing.
rack that stubborn old broad.
Re: OK, it's on (or off?)
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:19 am
by poptart
Doctors Amputate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Right Leg
Shit like this is why we were given
two legs.
Sack up, Zsa Zsa.
Re: OK, it's on (or off?)
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:53 am
by Mikey
I'd still fuck Zsa Zsa. But only with shutyomouth's dick.