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Who needs to confess?
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:26 am
by Mace
Somebody has a cold nose and a warm heart....and shit for brains.
Ashes to Asses, Dust to Dolts
MIAMI — Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff's deputies said Wednesday.
..The ashes were taken from a woman's home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on Dec. 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff's Office said.
Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.
"The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine," the sheriff's report said.
Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran said.
Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous charges of burglary and other crimes.
Re: Who needs to confess?
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:54 am
by Atomic Punk
Hmmm... I wonder if they were Blacks. I say buy cheap fold-up poker tables to mimic yard sales. Just put out some used kids clothing, towels and have cups of flour with rat poison mixed in with a non-English speaker monitoring each yard sale to look legit. Maybe the non-English speakers can wear those Peruvian hats to bait "them" in.
Re: Who needs to confess?
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:19 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Ashes. They sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra violence.
Re: Who needs to confess?
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:56 pm
by Dinsdale
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Ashes. They sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultra violence.
I'm sitting in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up my rassoodock whether to RACK this or not.
Re: Who needs to confess?
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:53 am
by velocet
Rack 'em all.
Re: Who needs to confess?
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:22 am
by Truman
Always pondered the origin of your moniker, vel.
Now we know. "A Clockwork Orange"? Racks abound. Choice decision upon your part, mensch.
BTW, a "velocet" post is infinitely far easier to rack than one by a "moloko". 'sayin.
Re: Who needs to confess?
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:40 am
by Bizzarofelice
just before snorting, they burglars waited for the rockinest part of Sister Christian
