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Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:26 am
by Carson
Fuck you.

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Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:39 am
by Mikey
I don't recall inviting you to take pics of my pool.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:57 pm
by Carson
My pool.

My daughter found those two kids floating in it yesterday.

Plenty of places for them to get out, maybe hyperthermia got 'em. :?

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:52 pm
by Goober McTuber
Carson wrote:My pool.
Jesus Christ. You ever clean it? Fucking hillbillies.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:16 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote:Jesus Christ. You ever clean it? Fucking hillbillies.
No shit. I wouldn't step foot in his pool.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:37 pm
by Mikey
Goober McTuber wrote:
Carson wrote:My pool.
Jesus Christ. You ever clean it? Fucking hillbillies.

Coons were nicely displayed though.

Caption should have been "Strange Fruit".

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:38 pm
by Truman
Sudden Sam wrote:'coons can't swim?
'the fuck you say? Fuckin' crackuh...

/s/

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Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:39 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Jesus Christ. You ever clean it? Fucking hillbillies.
No shit. I wouldn't step foot in his pool.
Mikey worries about people peeing in his pool. Looks like people shit in Carson’s.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:03 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Is that an in-ground pool or a picture of Carson's septic tank?

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:27 pm
by R-Jack
Carson wrote: maybe hyperthermia got 'em. :?
Judging the condition of your pool, I would say dysentery.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:53 pm
by smackaholic
hyperthermia is overheating.

your pool in the middle of january was hot enough to kill a pair of coons?

holy shit, maybe there is something to AGW.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:58 pm
by Mikey
Sudden Sam wrote:
Mikey wrote:

Caption should have been "Strange Fruit".
Whoa.

Just doin' my best mvscal impression...

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:11 pm
by Goober McTuber
Roach wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Looks like people shit in Carson’s.
Looks more like I'd imagine Goober's Still / HotTub setup might look. How's the moonshine tasting now a days, Goobs?
Good shine is smooth. Like butta.

How are the naked pictures of your girlfriend’s underage daughter looking these days, you sick little fuck?

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:13 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
This place sure has turned mean lately.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:15 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Martyred wrote:This place sure has turned mean lately.
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Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:18 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Goober McTuber wrote:How are the naked pictures of your girlfriend’s underage daughter looking these days, you sick little fuck?
He whips his cock out in front of the little girl every time mommy goes to the store.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:29 pm
by Goober McTuber
Roach wrote:No that was eccf or rjack or somebody. I'm the one who told the little girl pedo jokes. Before I saw the light. By the way have you found Jesus yet you old pervert?
Horseshit. Eccf was bathing his teenage daughter. R-Jack is a victim of TVO’s fevered imagination. No, it was you, back around the time that you posted a picture of yourself in shorts sitting on the floor in front of your TV. You claimed to have naked pictures of your girlfriend’s teenage daughter. Fuck off and die.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:44 pm
by Goober McTuber
Roach wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Roach wrote:No that was eccf or rjack or somebody. I'm the one who told the little girl pedo jokes. Before I saw the light. By the way have you found Jesus yet you old pervert?
Horseshit. Eccf was bathing his teenage daughter. R-Jack is a victim of TVO’s fevered imagination. No, it was you, back around the time that you posted a picture of yourself in shorts sitting on the floor in front of your TV. You claimed to have naked pictures of your girlfriend’s teenage daughter. Fuck off and die.
Senility is setting setting in on you Goobs, sorry to say. My fuck ups have been limited to bad jokes and running into hillbilly cock recepticles like you and Ned Beatty.

Some people off themselves before the dementia sets in too heavy. Think on't and save the last bottle of pills for yourself.
Nice try, loser. Your proclivity for pedophile humor tends to betray your position.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:24 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Roach wrote:Is that sig of yours all Gay on purpose? Could it be more gay? Magenta and yellow text, how rainbow like. And the dude (?) in the video you feature? Wow talk about a classic 48 chest with a size four hat. All greased up and no hair, prolly lots of 'roids and a tiny needle dick. Your role model.
It's a commercial for Planet Fitness... which I find to be hilarious. The colors of the text are purposely aligned to that of the franchise in the commercial. Not that you asked, but the large font is to draw attention to the Sig. All of these choices are a conscious effort at self-deprecating humor. If you've read all this and you're still confused at this point, allow me to explain it further:

If you were to make a stab at the same form of humor, your Sig would have a picture of yourself skull-fucking an 8 year old girl. Which no one would laugh at, unlike the commercial I have linked to.

Understand?

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:28 pm
by Carson
Goober McTuber wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Jesus Christ. You ever clean it? Fucking hillbillies.
No shit. I wouldn't step foot in his pool.
Mikey worries about people peeing in his pool. Looks like people shit in Carson’s.
The liner has a hole in it. The water line is down about four feet.

Hard to filter and clean when it's that low.

Raccoon teabags don't help, either.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:06 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Goober McTuber wrote:No, it was you, back around the time that you posted a picture of yourself in shorts sitting on the floor in front of your TV. You claimed to have naked pictures of your girlfriend’s teenage daughter. Fuck off and die.
Wasn't that mouse?

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:55 am
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wasn't that mouse?
Wow, talk about old school. Wasn't that the guy from Texas who did stand up?

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:15 am
by Mikey
Screw_Michigan wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wasn't that mouse?
Wow, talk about old school. Wasn't that the guy from Texas who did stand up?
Yeah, if I remember right he looked sort of like a cross between Joe Pesci, Ron Jeremy and Jerry Garcia.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:17 am
by Dinsdale
Mikey wrote:
Yeah, if I remember right he looked sort of like a cross between Joe Pesci, Ron Jeremy and Jerry Garcia.

I think that pretty much nails it.

Funny guy.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:52 pm
by Goober McTuber
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:No, it was you, back around the time that you posted a picture of yourself in shorts sitting on the floor in front of your TV. You claimed to have naked pictures of your girlfriend’s teenage daughter. Fuck off and die.
Wasn't that mouse?
If that's the case, I bow to your superior memory and I apologize to Roach for accusing him of having such pictures. Unless, of course, mouse emailed him copies.

Re: Hey Mikey...

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:46 am
by Bizzarofelice
maybe Lougayness was in the pool before the coons got in and they got the FISHSAIDS