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Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:08 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Tea partiers say defense in mix for budget cuts
"House Republican leaders specifically exempted defense, homeland security and veterans' programs from spending cuts in their party's "Pledge to America" campaign manifesto last fall. But the House's new majority leader, Rep. Eric Cantor, R-Va., has said defense programs could join others on the cutting board."
Here's your chance, Democrats, to create a schism between astro-turfing GOP carpet-baggers and the original 'baggers, the Ron Paul, "Eliminate-The-Fed", tri-corn hat wearing, chem-trail fearing, screwballs.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:33 pm
by smackaholic
We should cut defense. Mostly by getting the fukk out of Afghanistan.
We have nothing to gain there. Leave them to their poppy growing and goat fukking.
Of course the libtards are stuck with supporting the Afghan debacle because they spent years using it as a reason we should not be in Iraq.
Speaking of Iraq, I wonder how much we are being repaid these days? I mean those fukkers we liberated are getting nearly 100 bucks a barrel. Surely some of that windfall is finding it's way into the US treasury, i'nit?
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:54 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote:
Of course the libtards are stuck with supporting the Afghan debacle because...
...they are just as blood-thirsty imperialists as the Republicans.
Two wings of the same party.
They'll let you quibble all you like about fags in the military and selfish tax cuts, but hegemony rolls on.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:04 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
This is why you need "gold plated" weapons systems like nuclear submarines and next-generation fighters...
Remeber, it's welfare programs, not the Pentagon's budget bankrupting your country...
...not the Pentagon's budget bankrupting your country...
...not the Pentagon's budget bankrupting your country...
...not the Pentagon's budget bankrupting your country...
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:06 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
...and more money for the Department Of Fatherland Security.
Because you can't be trusted.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:06 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Go Jets! Packers!
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:58 pm
by R-Jack
I am shaking with RAGE right now!!!! Wait. Who are the people with guns?
~KFC Paul
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:00 pm
by Bucmonkey
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:26 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
R-Jack wrote:
I am shaking with RAGE right now!!!! Wait. Who are the people with guns?
~KFC Paul
~tasteful and concise~
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:44 pm
by smackaholic
yet another reason to buy 'mer uh can. when was the last time you saw a load of rpg equipped towel heads in the back of an F-150?
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:15 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote:when was the last time you saw a load of rpg equipped towel heads in the back of an F-150?
A Ford?
They're insane, jihadist fundamentalists, not morons.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:17 pm
by Carson
Even an F-150 would fall to pieces on those mountain paths.
Way to go, UAW!
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:18 pm
by H4ever
smackaholic wrote:yet another reason to buy 'mer uh can. when was the last time you saw a load of rpg equipped towel heads in the back of an F-150?
We should outsource the F-150 assembly plants to China in an effort to overcome Toyota's market share in Ragland. This will surely boost the American economy and have minimal effect on the demand for crude oil despite the need to ship them back to America for sale to the same cretins whose jobs we have eliminated. Brilliant!
Sincerely,
Corporate greed and the politicians in their pockets
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:22 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:31 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
On second thought, if the U.S. military supplied the Taliban with F-150's, special forces units could follow the trail of leaking oil back to their hideouts.
See? I just solved the "War On Terror" for you guys.
Marty = true friend
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:58 pm
by Carson
Martyred wrote:
Funny stuff, but what's a cell phone tower doing in Rugistan?
Nice burkha v technology pic.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:29 pm
by War Wagon
That's not a cell phone tower, that's Radio Free Uzbekistan.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:38 pm
by smackaholic
she's showing almost half her shin!!!
stone the temptress whore.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:49 pm
by Screw_Michigan
smackaholic wrote:Of course the libtards are stuck with supporting the Afghan debacle because they spent years using it as a reason we should not be in Iraq.
That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Props, suckaholic.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:58 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote:
stone the temptress whore.
You gotta admit...she's got a great "ass"!
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:20 pm
by War Wagon
Screw_Michigan wrote:smackaholic wrote:Of course the libtards are stuck with supporting the Afghan debacle because they spent years using it as a reason we should not be in Iraq.
That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Props, suckaholic.
oh, I don't know... there's some stiff competition today.
Dumb4ever wrote:We should outsource the F-150 assembly plants to China in an effort to overcome Toyota's market share in Ragland. This will surely boost the American economy and have minimal effect on the demand for crude oil despite the need to ship them back to America for sale to the same cretins whose jobs we have eliminated.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:33 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Martyred wrote:smackaholic wrote:
stone the temptress whore.
You gotta admit...she's got a great "ass"!
We always thought you were more of a sheep guy.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:40 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I saw a guy walk into Toys R Us last week wearing a trench coat.
I immediately thought of Diego.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:12 pm
by Truman
[i]Merdérouge[/i] wrote:
So what's your point,
Komrade?
You DO realize that the United States Congress is Constitutionally mandated to fund the protection of our Republic, and that it is a Free Canada that allows you to post your platitudes, correct?
Your country exists at our Benevolence,
tovarisch.
The Continental Missile Shield out front shoulda told ya. Paid for, might I add, by hard-working, tax-payin' 'mericans.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:16 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Martyred wrote:I saw a guy walk into Toys R Us last week wearing a trench coat.
I immediately thought of Diego.
WTF were you doing in a Toys R Us in the first place?
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:17 pm
by Truman
...Probably buying toys for the Fixer's girlfriend.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:34 pm
by Dr_Phibes
Cheers, Truman.
The pick-up traveling, mountain nomads would be half way across the Yukon by now.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:36 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote:Martyred wrote:I saw a guy walk into Toys R Us last week wearing a trench coat.
I immediately thought of Diego.
WTF were you doing in a Toys R Us in the first place?
I was at the
Pretzel Shack on the other side of the concourse. I didn't say I was
in the
Toys R Us, smart ass...
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:39 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Truman wrote:
You DO realize that the United States Congress is Constitutionally mandated to fund the protection of our Republic, and that it is a Free Canada that allows you to post your platitudes, correct?
I know Truman...all your freedoms...all your hopes, dreams and aspirations emanate from the
government.
You've made that abundantly clear in the past.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:44 pm
by smackaholic
Screw_Michigan wrote:smackaholic wrote:Of course the libtards are stuck with supporting the Afghan debacle because they spent years using it as a reason we should not be in Iraq.
That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Props, suckaholic.
are you going to deny that from the moment the shrub started talking about taking sadaam out, the libs weren't crying that we were being distracted from the real target, afghanistan?
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:55 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote:
are you going to deny that from the moment the shrub started talking about taking sadaam out, the libs weren't crying that we were being distracted from the real target, afghanistan?
Go ahead and list the Democrats that voted against the war.
Go ahead...
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:56 pm
by BSmack
Dr_Phibes wrote:
Die. Just die already.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:58 pm
by Truman
Martyred wrote:Truman wrote:
You DO realize that the United States Congress is Constitutionally mandated to fund the protection of our Republic, and that it is a Free Canada that allows you to post your platitudes, correct?
I know Truman...all your freedoms...all your hopes, dreams and aspirations emanate from the
government.
You've made that abundantly clear in the past.
:brad:
Dern. Hatches barrened, diesels trimmed, and a full week's worth of fuel. Now what in the hell am I supposed to do with all this friggin' chum?!
He's a tricky one, that ichthy-freak [/the Deacon]
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:01 pm
by Dr_Phibes
BSmack wrote:Dr_Phibes wrote:
Die. Just die already.
I can't, Truman is protecting me.
Dear Leader says call the cops, Pack is gonna rob you.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:13 pm
by Truman
Здравствуйте, Komrade Doktor!
So how IS my favorite
Nomenklatura? Nice to see you in fine fettle these days. Here's hoping for a successful 2011 harvest down at Kollectiv #3, thus sparing you the usual denunciation before the Ministry of Agriculture, boychik...

Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:27 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dr_Phibes wrote:
Dear Leader says call the cops, Jets are gonna rob you.
Unless it's a sexual assault competition. Then I would rest my starters, to avoid injury and possible humiliation at the groping hands of Rapistburger.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:42 am
by mvscal
Martyred wrote: Rep. Eric Cantor, R-Va., has said defense programs could join others on the cutting board."
Of course he is 100% correct. There's plenty of fat to trim in the Defense Dept. just like every other department in the federal government. In fact we ought to start defunding some of the completely.
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:57 am
by H4ever
War Wagon wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:smackaholic wrote:Of course the libtards are stuck with supporting the Afghan debacle because they spent years using it as a reason we should not be in Iraq.
That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Props, suckaholic.
oh, I don't know... there's some stiff competition today.
Dumb4ever wrote:We should outsource the F-150 assembly plants to China in an effort to overcome Toyota's market share in Ragland. This will surely boost the American economy and have minimal effect on the demand for crude oil despite the need to ship them back to America for sale to the same cretins whose jobs we have eliminated.
What's the matter Wags? That shit too real? Oh that's right....your job depends on lost American jobs. Why don't you get on board with the home team one time?
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:47 pm
by smackaholic
Papa Willie wrote:smackaholic wrote:We should cut defense. Mostly by getting the fukk out of Afghanistan.
We have nothing to gain there. Leave them to their poppy growing and goat fukking.
Of course the libtards are stuck with supporting the Afghan debacle because they spent years using it as a reason we should not be in Iraq.
Speaking of Iraq, I wonder how much we are being repaid these days? I mean those fukkers we liberated are getting nearly 100 bucks a barrel. Surely some of that windfall is finding it's way into the US treasury, i'nit?
Don't forget about the 50,000 "advisors" we still have in Iraq.
I have no problem with us being in Iraq. Unlike Afghanistan, it is a rich country in a geographically important area to us. Afghanistan is a central asia wasteland. Why do we need to be there? To keep an eye on those crazy Uzbeks?
Re: Teabaggers split on defense cuts
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:53 pm
by Screw_Michigan
To continue the War on Drugs.