UCant - Fitness question for you

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:02 pm

How do you like the "Shake Weight?" Does it cure baldness and small nads that you apparently have? I'll leave you alone if you give an honest assessment for the "Shake Weight."

BTW, sup Marty? I saw your reply in another thread, but didn't want to self-aggrandize to my bro... you know you know you know?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:44 pm

Night shift over...check
Slamming cocktails...check
Pointless blabbering posts...check

Enjoy the blackout. My guess is we won't see another AP post after 3 PM EST.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:02 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
BTW, sup Marty?

What up, AP?

let the haytahs hayte. All I'm seeing is jelousy from dead-end losers that wish they were "livin' la vida zz".

Keep on keepin' on, bro.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:44 pm

I'm gonna RACK AP. I don't care if he's slamming cosmos after work like Tardogenous in a Gay Pride Parade, this thread is why we keep coming back to the board: He deceives the reader by making you think this is a legitimate advice thread but goes straight to the small nads and balding smack for UCunt and also takes a swing at Marty in the same post. Epic shit.

This thread has the utmost potential.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:54 pm

Calling all thread shitters...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:13 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Night shift over...check
Slamming cocktails...check
Pointless blabbering posts...check

Enjoy the blackout. My guess is we won't see another AP post after 3 PM EST.

Did your wife leave you for an NBA non-white aflete? You could have made her happy with an Extenze supplement. Just trying to help. Why so bitter? It's after 3 PM EST now.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:41 pm

Dude, I'm not haytin' on you as Marty said. I'm just scratching my head wondering where/why the hell you come up with this shit. My only guess is booze/drugs/both. In other words, I'm hoping it's not because you're a psycho...for your sake.

Take care now.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:06 pm

This is not a smack board anymore? Girls like to use the word "psycho" on ex-boyfriends BTW.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:07 pm

Looks like shutyomouth's twins are growing up.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:25 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Girls like to use the word "psycho" on ex-boyfriends BTW.

They do? :?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:30 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Girls like to use the word "psycho" on ex-boyfriends BTW.
They do? :?

Well, if you've ever dated girls, then yeah... they do if they are hot... 'cause they can get any guy they want.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:32 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Girls like to use the word "psycho" on ex-boyfriends BTW.
They do? :?

They do when they have ex-boyfriends that are psychos. Glad I could clear that up for you.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:35 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Well, if you've ever dated girls, then yeah... they do if they are hot... 'cause they can get any guy they want.

Let me see if I've got this straight.

Hot chicks refer to ex boyfriends as psycho because they're hot and can get anyone they want. Yup, that makes a ton of sense.

Jesus, you're fucked.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:36 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Girls like to use the word "psycho" on ex-boyfriends BTW.
They do? :?
They do when they have ex-boyfriends that are psychos. Glad I could clear that up for you.

Pretty much what I was getting at, Goobs, sans the blatant IKYABWAI. Good to see you're as sharp as ever.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:18 pm

Mikey wrote:Calling all thread shitters...

Tee hee.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:25 am

Atomic Punk wrote:This is not a smack board anymore?

Yes and No.

It's a smack board, but it helps if you have some decent smack to work with up front. You don't have this.

Shake weights, seriously? You were going to call out ucant with shake weight smack?

I'll pardon his absence from this thread.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:41 am

Papa Willie wrote:When are you gonna take a shot of your mini-doggie betwenst your cleavage?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:21 am

War Wagon wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:This is not a smack board anymore?
Yes and No.

It's a smack board, but it helps if you have some decent smack to work with up front. You don't have this.

Shake weights, seriously? You were going to call out ucant with shake weight smack?

I'll pardon his absence from this thread.

You remember YOU ARE WAGS right? You can make up for it if you post pics of a certain softball team's rug munching sessions. You would make Pedo actually hate you for other reasons than being a basic Type 1 tard.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:24 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: They do? :?
They do when they have ex-boyfriends that are psychos. Glad I could clear that up for you.
Pretty much what I was getting at, Goobs, sans the blatant IKYABWAI. Good to see you're as sharp as ever.

Oh yeah, that was just so totally obvious. What was I thinking?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:35 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:This is not a smack board anymore?
Yes and No.

It's a smack board, but it helps if you have some decent smack to work with up front. You don't have this.

Shake weights, seriously? You were going to call out ucant with shake weight smack?

I'll pardon his absence from this thread.
You remember YOU ARE WAGS right? You can make up for it if you post pics of a certain softball team's rug munching sessions. You would make Pedo actually hate you for other reasons than being a basic Type 1 tard.

This is not the poster proffering pic-posting advice you're looking for.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:43 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:I'm just scratching my head wondering where/why the hell you come up with this shit.

Ucant is a known roider. Roiders have physical side effects from said roids. This is a smack board. zz smacked ucant for being a no nut having roider. You can't figure that out. That makes you dumber than zz. In other words you are officially THE DUMBEST person to ever post on this board. Props I guess.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:33 pm

Moving Sale wrote:zz smacked ucant for being a no nut having roider.

You got it half right, which also makes you wrong.

This is why you have no idea what decent smack is and are a total failure. In the same post, he also asked me about the Shake Weight, which no self-respecting 'roider (if there is such a thing) would ever touch. The Shake Weight is something that a drunken trannie may decide to order at 3 am. The Shake Weight is the next step after wasting a lot of money on P90-X. The Shake Weight is comical.

What AP did is flail. His post makes no sense. He couldn't make up his mind about how he wanted to attack me and ended up looking like a fool... as per usual.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:13 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Props I guess.

Hang in there, lil' buddy.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:24 am

Martyred wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Props I guess.

Hang in there, lil' buddy.

tears

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:11 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: What AP did is flail. His post makes no sense. He couldn't make up his mind about how he wanted to attack me and ended up looking like a fool... as per usual.

I know you are one stupid fuck, but even a dumbass like you should be able to see that zz was mocking you with the shake weight question. And judging from your response to me he did a pretty good job of it. Carry on you stupid roided fucknut.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:13 am

Toddowen wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: Lucky dog. Literally!
Any effort from Ana is appreciated, tho.

There is no way that is a pic of her tits 'casue her knees are nowhere close to being in the frame.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:42 am

Moving Sale wrote:And judging from your response to me he did a pretty good job of it.

Mocking... me?

It's called kicking your own ass... his failed P90-X program out front should have told you this. Get a clue.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:19 am

Moving Sale wrote:
Toddowen wrote: Any effort from Ana is appreciated, tho.
There is no way that is a pic of her tits 'casue her knees are nowhere close to being in the frame.

Looks like you and your attempt to run smack on me shit the bed......once again.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:09 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:And judging from your response to me he did a pretty good job of it.
Mocking... me?

It's called kicking your own ass... his failed P90-X program out front should have told you this. Get a clue.

I don't give a crap what program that fatass has failed, that only makes him mocking YOU even funnier. Now back away from the needle and relax you roid raging POS.

Ana,
Calling bode straight out of the gate? Have your fat tits smacked you in the head one too many time? Are you really that dumb? Ugly and stupid with fat sagging tits is no way to go thru life.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:40 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Ugly and stupid with fat sagging tits is no way to go thru life.

shutyomouth’s not going to like that.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:45 pm

Moving Sale wrote:that only makes him mocking YOU even funnier.

You obviously don't get that 'mocking' me in two polar opposite ways doesn't make a lick of sense. You're just as stupid as a drunken trannie. How does that make you feel?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:43 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: You obviously don't get that 'mocking' me in two polar opposite ways doesn't make a lick of sense.

Do steroids rot your brain? Shit weightlifters use steroids. The shake weight is a shit way to lift weights. You have shit for brains. Care to go on dumbass?

You're just as stupid as a drunken trannie. How does that make you feel?

"Ucant is a known roider. Roiders have physical side effects from said roids. This is a smack board. zz smacked ucant for being a no nut having roider. You can't figure that out. That makes you dumber than zz. In other words you are officially THE DUMBEST person to ever post on this board."

So I guess you just dropped IKYABWII. Kind of a weird way to make your self look like an ass. :doh:

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:35 am

Moving Sale wrote:Ugly and stupid with fat sagging tits is no way to go thru life.

Ugly and stupid?

Ya, wull.....you're a doo-doo head!

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:42 am

Ana Ng wrote:[....you're a doo-doo head!

So far you have called bode straight out of the gate, ingnored most of my ensuing post and then posted a pic of a little girl and called me a doo-doo head.

Serious question: Do you really think any of that is funny or creative or good smack or anything beside lame, lazy and boring?

The question at hand is... is it possible for you to post a pic of your tits without your knees being in the frame? Try and stay on topic you fat stupid cunt.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:13 am

Moving Sale wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:[....you're a doo-doo head!
So far you have called bode straight out of the gate, ingnored most of my ensuing post and then posted a pic of a little girl and called me a doo-doo head.

Serious question: Do you really think any of that is funny or creative or good smack or anything beside lame, lazy and boring?

The question at hand is... is it possible for you to post a pic of your tits without your knees being in the frame? Try and stay on topic you fat stupid cunt.

All kidding aside dude, I've seen your efforts here....and I could literally just sit back and watch you work yourself over. No need to bother calling "bode anything". I've tried stepping around you like the pile of excrement you are, but you keep jumping my ass. Either you need me to get something off the top shelf for you, or you just have nothing better do to? Either way, it's tired.....and YES, I've noticed.

As for your SERIOUS question: "Do I think what I'm doing is funny, or creative, or anything besides lame, lazy and boring"? I don't really have an answer for you. I haven't really decided yet.

As for the QUESTION AT HAND, well.....of course it's possible for me to post a picture of my tits without my knees being in the frame. I just may need to hire you and one of your stunt doubles to hold them up for me.

Idiot.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:24 am

Ana Ng wrote:All kidding aside dude, I've seen your efforts here....and I could literally just sit back and watch you work yourself over.

Translation: Bode!

No need to bother calling "bode anything".

Then why did you do it? Why tell us you don't need to and then do it. That makes no sense. Are you lacking in IQ points? Are you drunk? WTF is your problem?

I've tried stepping around you like the pile of excrement you are, but you keep jumping my ass.

I posted smack to a person on a smack board. What was I thinking? :doh:

Either you need me to get something off the top shelf for you,

Maybe you could swing your tits on up there and knock it off.

or you just have nothing better do to?

I was going to call mvskkkal a racist but I couldn't work up the nerve.

Either way, it's tired.....and YES, I've noticed.

And I have noticed that your nose is two times too big for your face.

As for your SERIOUS question: "Do I think what I'm doing is funny, or creative, or anything besides lame, lazy and boring"? I don't really have an answer for you. I haven't really decided yet.

So you are boring stupid fat AND indecisive?
Do you have any endearing qualities?

As for the QUESTION AT HAND, well.....of course it's possible for me to post a picture of my tits without my knees being in the frame. I just may need to hire you and one of your stunt doubles to hold them up for me.

That's cheating.

Idiot.

Fat stupid cunt.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:37 am

So, in conclusion..... you've got "fat", "stupid", "ugly", "big nose", and "fat tits"?

Am I supposed to argue these now? Tha fuck, little guy?

Go eat some poo, or fly into the corner of a warm window sill and then proceed to forget how to fly out of it.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:55 am

Ana Ng wrote:As for the QUESTION AT HAND, well.....of course it's possible for me to post a picture of my tits without my knees being in the frame.

Yes, it most certainly is.

Give 'em hell, girl.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:06 am

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:15 am

fuckn Marty...