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The T1B Expendables
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:28 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.
Martyred = "The Boss"
trev = "The Seductress"
AP = comic foil
poptart = scripturally fueled loose cannon
mvscal = hard-bitten vet with a grudge against the world...and Obama
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
Dr_Phibes = "The N00B"
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:56 pm
by Mikey
Martyred wrote:Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.
Martyred = "The Boss"
trev = "The Seductress"
AP = comic foil
poptart = scripturally fueled loose cannon
mvscal = hard-bitten vet with a grudge against the world...and Obama
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
Dr_Phibes = "The N00B"
We had to import the seductress from a different cast, but it still works I think.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:13 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Are you new at this? Thread shitting, I mean...
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:08 am
by poptart
Do you have to have Skype to use T1B Chat?
A friend wants to know, thanks!
Oh ... and how do you post pics and youtoob clips?
Much love.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:25 am
by Go Coogs'
Martyred wrote:Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
I'm touched.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:38 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Go Coogs' wrote:Martyred wrote:Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
I'm touched.
We know.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:45 am
by poptart
Btw, RACK my new avatard!
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:57 am
by Bizzarofelice
who are those people?
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:25 am
by War Wagon
Bizzarofelice wrote:who are those people?
people 'tart hasn't run yet.
Now get your sluggard self into the CBB forum and drop a take on MU - Tejas, make it not suck, or I'll take his leash off.
fucking slacker.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:51 am
by jiminphilly
Martyred wrote:Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.
Martyred = "The Boss"
--
trev = "The Seductress"
--
AP = comic foil
--
poptart = scripturally fueled loose cannon
--
mvscal = hard-bitten vet with a grudge against the world...and Obama
--
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
--
Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
--
Dr_Phibes = "The N00B"
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:13 am
by War Wagon
I'd rack Jim but that was too discombobulated... needs an edit or 6.
ah fuck it, I'm grading on the curve.
RACK! jim.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:22 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
"The Boss" and "The Seductress" in happier times:
~sniff~
Those were the days, eh sweetheart?
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:34 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
OKAY, now for the Bad Guys:
Diego = "Baby Fencer" specializes in human trafficking...mostly children
ucant = "Mr. Gaybeef" uncontrollable, impotent rage...and back acne
Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
Toddowen = confused idiot...gets killed early...by own self
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:39 am
by Mikey
Martyred wrote:Are you new at this? Thread shitting, I mean...
And here I thought you'd appreciate being compared to Lee Marvin in one of his best roles.
Looks like my pics have turned into red
x's. I'll see if I can fix things.
BTW...I was just promoted to threadkilling manager
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:42 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mikey wrote:
BTW...I was just promoted to threadkilling manager
Assistant Threadkilling Manager (Warehouse Division)
Try not getting ahead of your self too much.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:49 am
by Mikey
OK scroll up. You'll see I've fixed things up so that you look extremely macho.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:50 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You did good, Mikey.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:58 am
by Atomic Punk
Martyred wrote:Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.
AP = comic "foil"
Which of the 3 Hansen brothers do you see me in formation going around the hockey net as?
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:39 am
by Screw_Michigan
poptart wrote:Btw, RACK my new avatard!
You can't rack yourself. You know that.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:41 am
by Screw_Michigan
Martyred wrote:Mikey wrote:
BTW...I was just promoted to threadkilling manager
Assistant Threadkilling Manager (Warehouse Division)
Try not getting ahead of your self too much.
C'mon. At least
Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:47 am
by Bizzarofelice
OmegaVerb thinks this clone name thread is poorly conceived.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:16 am
by Ana Ng
Martyred wrote:OKAY, now for the Bad Guys:
Diego = "Baby Fencer" specializes in human trafficking...mostly children
ucant = "Mr. Gaybeef" uncontrollable, impotent rage...and back acne
Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
Toddowen = confused idiot...gets killed early...by own self
Well ain't this about some bullshit?
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:57 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Bizzarofelice wrote:OmegaVerb thinks this clone name thread is poorly conceived.
Then jump back into Doc Brown's DeLorean and set the flux capacitor to
2006, which apparently, you think was the apex of smack glory.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:01 pm
by jiminphilly
Martyred wrote:Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
In my death scene, I want her on top.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:45 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
jiminphilly wrote:Martyred wrote:Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
In my death scene, I want her on top.
Done deal.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:52 pm
by jiminphilly
Martyred wrote:jiminphilly wrote:Martyred wrote:Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
In my death scene, I want her on top.
Done deal.
I'd like for Ana to waive her no-nudity clause too. It's the only way to make the scene more real.
Ana let's make this a special scene.
Part 9 1/2 weeks, part Monster's Ball except you're not black.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:24 pm
by Screw_Michigan
jiminphilly wrote:I'd like for Ana to waive her no-nudity clause too. It's the only way to make the scene more real.
Ana let's make this a special scene.
Part 9 1/2 weeks, part Monster's Ball except you're not black.
Bahahaha
Re: The T1B Expendables
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:40 am
by Cuda
Martyred wrote:Bizzarofelice wrote:OmegaVerb thinks this clone name thread is poorly conceived.
Then jump back into Doc Brown's DeLorean and set the flux capacitor to
2006, which apparently, you think was the apex of smack glory.
Actually, I think OV outed him/herself as a mostly sober Guy_Fawkes wannabe sometime around
2002