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http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNew ... 31517.html

'The government has a right to ensure public decency. We are entitled to introduce order in the country,' justice and constitutional affairs minister George Chaponda told independent radio station Capital Radio. 'Would you like to see people farting in public anywhere?' Since the country embraced multi-party politics 16 years ago people had felt free to fart anywhere', said Mr Chaponda.

Punishable by death, IMHO.

Prepare yourself for the inevitable assault as a high pitched, lisping voice denounces you as fat, droopy titted and ugly whilst furiously pumping your ankle and then collapsing to the ground in exhaustion before gathering himself for his next self-righteous crusade. He isn't housebroken either, so watch your step.

Ha! Sadly enough, I actually gave that some thought before starting this thread.

The thought alone of the Malawians holding their noses, a picture of which I should've posted earlier, was just too hard to resist.

Public farting? (please add {g})

mvscal wrote:Prepare yourself for the inevitable assault as a high pitched, lisping voice denounces you as fat, droopy titted and ugly whilst furiously pumping your ankle and then collapsing to the ground in exhaustion before gathering himself for his next self-righteous crusade.

Ana Ng wrote:Ha! Sadly enough, I actually gave that some thought before starting this thread.

So what you two (two and a half if you count Ana's fat roll) are saying is that appearance smack is dry and useless and kinda boring? That and that you both thought about me before you typed up your posts and that neither of you could resist posting about me. Do I have that right?

mvscal wrote:Prepare yourself for the inevitable assault as a high pitched, lisping voice denounces you as fat, droopy titted and ugly whilst furiously pumping your ankle and then collapsing to the ground in exhaustion before gathering himself for his next self-righteous crusade. He isn't housebroken either, so watch your step.

But on the plus side, at least it comes when it's called.

Dinsdale wrote:

mvscal wrote:Prepare yourself for the inevitable assault as a high pitched, lisping voice denounces you as fat, droopy titted and ugly whilst furiously pumping your ankle and then collapsing to the ground in exhaustion before gathering himself for his next self-righteous crusade. He isn't housebroken either, so watch your step.

But on the plus side, at least it comes when it's called.

And right on time as called.

If you would like to explain how posting to someone on a board is leg humping I'm listening.

Moving Sale wrote:If you would like to explain how posting to someone on a board is leg humping I'm listening.

If it has to be explained to you, then you do not understand,nor are you capable of understanding.

Papa Willie wrote:It'd probably be best if I avoid Malawi at all costs. I would be considered a very dangerous criminal.

What's really sad? How much would you like to bet that we'll see laws like this pop up in Cali & NY?

I'd be interested to see how evidence is presented if a case were to ever go to trial. Funny to think that, "The first one who smelt it dealt it" could become legal jargon.

I'd also like to NEVER have to use the microphones in Lex & Terry's studio.

Moving Sale wrote:

mvscal wrote:Prepare yourself for the inevitable assault as a high pitched, lisping voice denounces you as fat, droopy titted and ugly whilst furiously pumping your ankle and then collapsing to the ground in exhaustion before gathering himself for his next self-righteous crusade.

Ana Ng wrote:Ha! Sadly enough, I actually gave that some thought before starting this thread.

So what you two (two and a half if you count Ana's fat roll) are saying is that appearance smack is dry and useless and kinda boring? That and that you both thought about me before you typed up your posts and that neither of you could resist posting about me. Do I have that right?

I keep thinking that this is some kind of joke? Troll? Something?

Herpes isn't even this fucking persistent.

Ana Ng wrote:Herpes isn't even this fucking persistent.

I hope that's not from personal knowledge.

Are you kidding? Something would have to lower it's standards enough to fuck that vile vapid fat flabby tittied shit stain in order for it contract the disease in the first place.


/s/

Willow

He was talking about you, you fat stupid cunt.

How embarrassing for you.

How is being (or acting) dumber than a jelly fish working out for you?