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Those crazy Somali pirates
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:02 pm
by War Wagon
are at it again... not that blowing a few of their heads off ever slowed them down or anything.
NAIROBI, Kenya – Somali pirates captured a Greek-flagged supertanker carrying an estimated $150 million worth of oil to the Gulf of Mexico, the second successful attack against an oil tanker by sea bandits in two days, officials said.
Great news, just the excuse to raise gas at the pump some more.
Hey asshat ship owners, it might be a good idea if you'd hire an escort gunship or six to ensure that $150 large worth of cargo makes it to its intended destination on time. Might be cheaper than the ransom you're going to wind up eventually paying to get your shit back.
Re: Those crazy Somali pirates
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:13 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
War Wagon wrote:Might be cheaper than the ransom you're going to wind up eventually paying to get your shit back.
It sounds like Greece will be taking it in the ass. Again.
Re: Those crazy Somali pirates
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:33 pm
by Ana Ng
It's laughable how these fucking jawas keep getting over.
They're turds with little more firepower, terrorizing the high seas....and actually prevailing.
Nothing at all disturbing about this.
Re: Those crazy Somali pirates
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:28 pm
by smackaholic
Not really laughable, more like fukking sad, because these fukking savages get over because we, the white civilized folk of the world chose not to stomp them out like the roaches they are. This same attitude is why the middle east is as fukked as it is. Eventually these fukkers are going to breed their way into the driver's seat. And nobody will be laughing then.
As I've said a number of times here, high seas piracy is so fukking perventable, it's not funny. We simply establish commercial sea lanes. You wander into one, we blow you the fukk up. Where these lanes approach land as in straits or near ports, we have aggressive patrolling. On top of this, you 4 ma dueces (fore and aft, port and starboard) and train the crews to use them.
Unfortunately all these measures require politicians with stones to carry them out.
Re: Those crazy Somali pirates
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:46 pm
by Ana Ng
I suppose I shoulda used the :sarcasm tag at the end of my first sentence.
Re: Those crazy Somali pirates
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:48 pm
by Goober McTuber
Ana Ng wrote:I suppose I shoulda used the :sarcasm tag at the end of my first sentence.
That, or a picture of your lovely breastesses.
Re: Those crazy Somali pirates
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:24 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Ana Ng wrote:I suppose I shoulda used the :sarcasm tag at the end of my first sentence.
It's ok. Smart people see you working.
Re: Those crazy Somali pirates
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:07 pm
by King Crimson
who doesn't love the Somali pirates?
Re: Those crazy Somali pirates
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:18 pm
by Dr_Phibes
If they were white they'd get a musical starring Johnny Depp made about them.
Re: Those crazy Somali pirates
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 3:46 am
by Carson
Wasn't that chickenshit cruise ship captain who bailed off of his sinking ship with passengers a Greek?
Even France gunned some of those jabboes out of the way.