Tiger caught in "disgusting" act.

[smackaholic]

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil ... olf-321079

That poor bastid just can't do anything right anymore it seems.

Can't say I knew there was an official policy on where you can or can't spit. Common sense and a little bit of decency would dictate that doing it on the green, particularly near the hole is a dumb thing to do.

I guess I've never given it a lot of thought because unlike some morons I just don't have an urgent need to spit all over the place. I just don't get these people.

My particular favorite is urinal spitter dude.

WTF?

If you don't have a wad of chew tucked into your cheek, why in the fukk do you need to spit anyhoo?

[Screw_Michigan]

Spitting on the green is rude and appalling. Who wants to putt through that asshole's saliva, nor have to pick up their ball after it rolls through it? Even I know you don't spit on the green.

When is that faggot going to stop wearing his red shirts on Sunday? He strikes fear into the hearts of fucking no one anymore. In fact, other guys on the tour need to step up and start wearing red on Sundays.

[indyfrisco]

Spitting on the green is rude and appalling. Who wants to putt through that asshole's saliva, nor have to pick up their ball after it rolls through it? Even I know you don't spit on the green.

I don't find it apalling, but yeah, don't spit on the green. Even in my days of chewing, I knew better than to spit on the green.

I played with this asshole one time who was chewing sunflower seeds. Not only did you hear that fucker crack those seeds in the middle of your backswing or putting stroke, he spit the shells on the green. I looked at the dude and said "Really? You are going to spit that shit on the green?" Fuckhead simply said "They're movable objects." I told him to remember that when I shit in his line on the next hole.

[Mikey]

If he scratches his balls between practice swings he should be suspended.

[Wolfman]

Golf is such a wussy sport. It's required in baseball.

[R-Jack]

Me swinging a golf club would qualify as being higher on the "disgusting" scale than spitting on the greens.

[R-Jack]

Spitting the green is just saliva and maybe some mucus on a patch of lawn.

My swing is shitting on the game of golf altogether.

The only way you will see the ball go straight with any distance is if you put one of these in my bag.

[trev]

Spitting, scratching, adjusting your package OK in baseball.

Not OK in golf.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

adjusting your package OK

Hey now, let's not exclude opposing packages.

/s/

The Chiefs

[Mace]

I played with this asshole one time who was chewing sunflower seeds. Not only did you hear that fucker crack those seeds in the middle of your backswing or putting stroke, he spit the shells on the green. I looked at the dude and said "Really? You are going to spit that shit on the green?" Fuckhead simply said "They're movable objects." I told him to remember that when I shit in his line on the next hole.

I followed some douchebag around the course a few years ago who was spitting seeds on the greens and wondered how fucking stupid and inconsiderate a person would have to be to do that. I guess he's not the lone ranger.