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Jim Rome is my favorite radio personality!! Do you guys like him too??!! If you do, RACK YOU!!

Hey Bitches! Just droppin by to say What up mvscals?

What up mvscals?

I'm enjoying life. Here's a recent pic.



I found out recently I have an ulcer. I had some fun with the colonoscopy, thought you guys might enjoy this.

I had been pooping some blood and having hershey squirts daily so my doc sent me to get a colonoscopy. I was in the waiting room filling out forms and an idea struck me. I thought to myself, when will I have a group of people giving my balloon knot their full attention? No time soon I determined. So I figured I better make the most of it. On a blank sheet of paper I wrote the below note to the doctor who would be digging in my ass. I folded it up and slid it between my ass cheeks camouflaged by a full thicket of butt bush. *Note* I did NOT insert the note. On the outside of the not I wrote "To: Dr. Jones" They gave me the good shit and out I went. Here's the note:



I hope all of you are happy and healthy.

DC OUT!!

Well Matt, I anxiously await to see what dumbfuck(s) pile(s) on.

What a coincidence. I had one last month after losing a lot of blood from a bleeding vessel in a diverticulus. The real pain in the ass is drinking 4 gallons of this vile crap. Stuff does work like a charm, you shit out every atom inside you. I had one 25 years ago and I couldn't believe they didn't come up with something better that tastes maybe like Beast Light. I found out it helps to shake it well before you pour a glass, and when it gets really tough to down those last glasses, brush your teeth with a nice tasting toothpaste. The upside was the lower GI guy only found one small polyp and he burned it off. At least so far only my prostate gland has cancer. Lucky me.

Wolfman wrote:

wolfman's anus
wider than the Nile

DC Smackmaster wrote:Jim Rome is my favorite radio personality!! Do you guys like him too??!! If you do, RACK YOU!!

Hey Bitches! Just droppin by to say What up mvscals?

What up mvscals?

I'm enjoying life. Here's a recent pic.



I found out recently I have an ulcer. I had some fun with the colonoscopy, thought you guys might enjoy this.

I had been pooping some blood and having hershey squirts daily so my doc sent me to get a colonoscopy. I was in the waiting room filling out forms and an idea struck me. I thought to myself, when will I have a group of people giving my balloon knot their full attention? No time soon I determined. So I figured I better make the most of it. On a blank sheet of paper I wrote the below note to the doctor who would be digging in my ass. I folded it up and slid it between my ass cheeks camouflaged by a full thicket of butt bush. *Note* I did NOT insert the note. On the outside of the not I wrote "To: Dr. Jones" They gave me the good shit and out I went. Here's the note:



I hope all of you are happy and healthy.

DC OUT!!

rack.

welcome back, stranger.

you should have figured out some way to work a gerbil into that story.

Sorry, DC, but Rome dropped by earlier this afternoon and you just missed him. Looks like you've been dieting and dropping a lot of weight. Props to you.

Good to see you stop by, DC. Don't be a stranger.

Good luck DC, good to see you..

Welcome to the jungle.

Grab a vine and swing on in.

Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

If you're referring to KC Scott, tell me what KC posters are known for. I'm sure it will click soon enough.

Wolfman wrote:What a coincidence. I had one last month after losing a lot of blood from a bleeding vessel in a diverticulus. The real pain in the ass is drinking 4 gallons of this vile crap. Stuff does work like a charm, you shit out every atom inside you. I had one 25 years ago and I couldn't believe they didn't come up with something better that tastes maybe like Beast Light. I found out it helps to shake it well before you pour a glass, and when it gets really tough to down those last glasses, brush your teeth with a nice tasting toothpaste. The upside was the lower GI guy only found one small polyp and he burned it off. At least so far only my prostate gland has cancer. Lucky me.

I was prescribed MoviPrep. Different formula, but same shitty result. :D But I was smart and plugged my nose when I drank it.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

an old board poster who has more interweb bb game in his recently burned away polyp than you can ever hope to have.

hopefully he'll hang around and show you some.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

smackaholic wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

an old board poster who has more interweb bb game in his recently burned away polyp than you can ever hope to have.

hopefully he'll hang around and show you some.

Oh, I get it. You grandpas have to stick together. Too bad your ringleader Gobbles McTubesteak hasn't been around lately.

Looks like you runned him screwey. nice job. or maybe he just bored himself to death reading one of your posts.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

viewtopic.php?f=52&t=27334

DC brings epcot smack to the arena.

Jizzmopper can't even copy/paste correctly.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Oh, I get it. You grandpas have to stick together. Too bad your ringleader Gobbles McTubesteak hasn't been around lately.

Nice to see you've been missing me, dickbreath. I was on St. Martin for a week.

Papa Willie wrote:Sometimes it's better to shut up & learn. This was one of those times for you.

That reminds me of one of my dad's favorite quotes. "I've been your age, you've never been mine. Pay attention and you might learn something."

It scares me a little that DC has photoshopped himself to look like Jifr :-P

There are no more epic posters.

The old days were long ago. All the glorious ones are retired or out of shape. We can think about those bygone days where we were part of something great. Who knows if it was great or not, but we'll think of them so.

bwahahaha - great to see DC...and a Chowd mention, he is missed...

Holy fuck...

Mace wrote:That reminds me of one of my dad's favorite quotes. "I've been your age, you've never been mine. Pay attention and you might learn something."

That's a good quote, but he should've thrown a twatlips in at the end just for effect.

Assfro? BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!! I miss the good ole' days. DC is still the funniest poster I've ever come across.

Wait, that sounds horrible. Nevermind.

Well hell, welcome back DC. Nice to see another old-schooler showing his "new" face 'round heyar. And a verrry belated tip of the cap to that "tribute" video in the old smackoff. I just wish I had had the time to respond in an appropriate manner and actually make a solid round out of it.

Oh well.

Props to you and your new found colon.

Here, have some of this, it'll help.

Python is around?

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Well hell, welcome back DC. Nice to see another old-schooler showing his "new" face 'round heyar. And a verrry belated tip of the cap to that "tribute" video in the old smackoff. I just wish I had had the time to respond in an appropriate manner and actually make a solid round out of it.

Jay, don't tell me that you hadn't seen that tribute video before?

"I drink 13 beers everyday..."



That was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen, anywhere.

Carson wrote:DC brings epcot smack to the arena.

Jizzmopper can't even copy/paste correctly.

rack that!
Jay in Phoenix...motherfuckers!
I fuckin laughed my ass off AGAIN to that DC's tribute to Jay.
JiP,funniest motherfucker I know.
good to my old crew in the same thread....sup Mace :twisted:

DiT is still around, too?


Gotta update my firewall.

Bizzarofelice wrote:Gotta update my firewall.

While you're at it, update your resume.

Bizzarofelice wrote: Gotta update my firewall.

I don't know what that means but it sounds terrifying.

That's the real Python allright.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Just who the fuck is this tard, again?

The reason I kept coming back to SC3.


And the video smacking Jay was one of the funnier moments at any point in any of the various board incarnations.

Hells Yeah!! It's nice to be remembered! I remember making that Jay video, my wife thought I had finally flipped my lid, particularly when i was ass out pretending to shit in a bucket! "You are putting THAT on the internet??!!" OF COURSE! Bwahahahah!!

Mace, that is a great quote you dad left you with, I will use that on my kids in the future for sure.

Jay, Do you look AT ALL like my "Jay" character? Always wondered if I was in the ballpark. Just kidding man! You wouldn't own up to that comb-over, ever! Yeah I too wish you had been there, it would've been fun to do a part 2 or 3 if it had been needed.

Good to see ALL of you, hope to stick around for awhile!

LATE!

Nobody asked for a curtain call, dweeb.

How did the colonoscopy go ? Doc wasn't smoking a cigarette with a satisfied look on his face when you came to, I hope.


Unless she's female of course.

DC Smackmaster wrote:Hells Yeah!! It's nice to be remembered! I remember making that Jay video, my wife thought I had finally flipped my lid, particularly when i was ass out pretending to shit in a bucket! "You are putting THAT on the internet??!!" OF COURSE! Bwahahahah!!

Mace, that is a great quote you dad left you with, I will use that on my kids in the future for sure.

Jay, Do you look AT ALL like my "Jay" character? Always wondered if I was in the ballpark. Just kidding man! You wouldn't own up to that comb-over, ever! Yeah I too wish you had been there, it would've been fun to do a part 2 or 3 if it had been needed.

Good to see ALL of you, hope to stick around for awhile!

LATE!

Dayum, dIt, Python, etc. What a nice little old school thread this turned out to be.

Wags, it did take me a long time to be able to watch the Tribut video. Long story short, as it is well know that I am a "post from work" kind of guy, let's just say my last job had shitty 'puters that had limited video access. YouTube and a lot of other sites were blocked. It sucked, but things are much different now.

DC, no you weren't in the ball park on my appearance. My photo made it onto this board in a Charger Mike thread about two years ago, (much to Luther's horror) so if you can find it, you'll see you missed the mark. No comb-over for this guy. No gut. No accent. However, you did hit the spirit of my former claims to Smack-Off fame dead on the effin' nail. So nice job and funny as hell.

David, long time no talk, pm a brother sometime.

And again, DC, come back more often, you make this place better.

Rizzack the mother fuck outa this thread. I kinda teared up a lil' bit.

Thanks bro! Completely forgot your mothers name there for a minute. She should have copyrighted that!