T1B

Posted: **Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:38 am**

Read it and weep motherfuckers.

Posted: **Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:49 am**

Your horse had a hip replacement?

Btw, stay the hell away from my sheep.

Posted: **Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:59 am**

Just keep 'em out of my damn pool.

Posted: **Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:00 am**

There you go again, Mikey. Shoving carmel apples passed your spincter.

Get well soon.

Posted: **Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:14 am**

Mikey wrote:Read it and weep motherfuckers.

I have no idea what you have shoved up your ass, sinner. Almost looks like Silly Putty.

Posted: **Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:36 am**

Mikey wrote:Read it and weep motherfuckers.

Posted: **Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:12 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:Read it and weep motherfuckers.

That looks like a toilet float. GoddamnyourafreakMikey.

Twin sister arrives in 6 days. Then I won't be lopsided anymore.

Not sure where the silly putty came from.
Maybe they stuff that shit up there before the procedure so you won't crap all over the surgeons.

Posted: **Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:27 pm**

Mikey wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:Read it and weep motherfuckers.

That looks like a toilet float. GoddamnyourafreakMikey.
Twin sister arrives in 6 days. Then I won't be lopsided anymore.

Not sure where the silly putty came from.
Maybe they stuff that shit up there before the procedure so you won't crap all over the surgeons.

your twin sister is jammed up yer arse? shoulda had that looked at while you were in the hospital.

Posted: **Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:06 am**

Dern, Mikey...

You'd think if the Docs would go to all the trouble to slap a new widget into your obturator foramen, they would've dealt with that maddening prolapsed rectum issue you appear to be suffering from too....

Posted: **Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:15 am**

Can I see the picture before all the paint shop thingers all over it?

Posted: **Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:39 am**

Ana Ng wrote:Can I see the picture before all the paint shop thingers all over it?

We still haven't walked in the glow of each others majestic presence.

Came up today, sorry.

Posted: **Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:20 am**

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

Posted: **Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:27 am**

Mikey wrote:Read it and weep motherfuckers.

I hope he at least bought you dinner, Mikey.

On the bright side, I understand you people can now get married in New Hampshire.

Posted: **Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:43 am**

I'm moving to New Hampshire/Maine in about 5 months.

I'd be happy to take pictures?

Posted: **Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:52 am**

Ana Ng wrote:Can I see the picture before all the paint shop thingers all over it?

Oh, the irony.

Posted: **Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:05 am**

Ana Ng wrote:Can I see the picture before all the paint shop thingers all over it?

Maybe we can make a deal...

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:23 pm**

They seem to be multiplying.

Sorry, Ana, I took out all the good parts...

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:19 pm**

Ana Ng wrote:I'm moving to New Hampshire/Maine in about 5 months.

Uhm... these are two separate states, just so's you know.

So. Which one and where? Or... are you going to be living under the Memorial Bridge that connects the two states over the Piscataqua River?

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:14 pm**

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:I'm moving to New Hampshire/Maine in about 5 months.
Uhm... these are two separate states, just so's you know.

So. Which one and where? Or... are you going to be living under the Memorial Bridge that connects the two states over the Piscataqua River?

Wull, see....here's the deal. I'm trying to find a place to rent (that has a closed garage) near the naval shipyard in Portsmouth New Hampshire. I'm having a helluva time getting someone to return my calls regarding ANY of the places I'm interested in. If I don't find a place within the next couple of months, I may hafta bite it and reserve a home in military housing, which is located in Kittery Maine.

Does that make any sense, orrrrr does it still seem as though I don't know the fucking difference between the two states?

Btw, this Memorial bridge....do they except pets?

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:35 pm**

88 wrote:Nice work, Mikey. Give my regards to Dr. Goldman the next time you see him.

As soon as the nuclear fuel implant is complete I should be able to outrun Steve Austin.

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:45 pm**

Ana Ng wrote:I'm having a helluva time getting someone to return my calls regarding ANY of the places I'm interested in.

Hmmm. I am sorta in the area. Do you need me to bury a telephone in someone's head? Maybe I can call up a landlord and say "Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone." Stuff like that. I am here to help.

Good luck.

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:59 pm**

Ha! I appreciate it, but I think I may just have to make a trip out there within the next 90 days to check some things out.

Tell me, how in the fffff-hell is a place like this going to post as "no pets allowed"?

I mean, my Pomeranian would piss in my hair if I tried to move her in to that place, but still....

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:46 am**

go for the base housing. the navy has actually sunk some pretty decent money into base housing in most places as of late. it generally doesn't look like low income housing anymore.

btw, that area along the maine coast is beautiful. i think you'll like it. just don't tell todd where you live. that's an easy 3 hour stalk from his neck of the woods.

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:55 am**

Ya, a lot of base housing is "privatized" now, so it tends to be either newly constructed, or remodeled. I live in base housing now, and had before in Washington state.

My issue with base housing in Maine is, they don't provide enclosed garages. Wull, that....and the fact that I've been actually given more than a few months time to make a decision. Mix in this strange peeve I have about every hag within a seven block radius all up in my family's business, assuming I'll babysit their kids because I ONLY have ONE of my own, and....well, I'm really just DONE with this "base housing" thing.

Whaaaaaa. I know.

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:15 am**

I get that navy wife soap opera stuff, but, i think it might be a little better because everyone it's a shore command so the hubbies are around to at least try to keep their hos in line. i think you'll find that the worst of what you are talking about happens when hubby is ~~banging skanks in thailand~~ on a cruise.

So, what''s yer old man do? for the navy that is, when he's not playing with those magnificent funbags.

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