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Martyred's ringtone = Public Enemy "Fight The Power"

...might switch to Martin Solveig & Dragonette "Hello"

"O Canada"

That's a classic.

The old Hockey Night in Canada theme music



I catch up on old Coach's Corners at work.

Kashmir

War Wagon wrote:Kashmir

That is on side one of Led Zeppelin IV, right?

Sin,
Mark Ratner

A phone. It sounds like a phone.

Anyone who has a ringtone above the age of 15 should be punched in the throat. Put your phone on silent and stick it in your pocket like the rest of the adults.

Any parent who pays for a cell phone for a kid under the age of 16 should be forced to read LTS takes on an unending loop.

War Wagon wrote:Any parent who pays for a cell phone for a kid under the age of 16 should be forced to read LTS takes on an unending loop.

Uh, isn't that what you did with your daughter?

She didn't get a phone until she was 16... and driving.

War Wagon wrote:She didn't get a phone until she was 16... and driving.

Because that's safe.

If my kid wants a cell phone when he's 15, no problem. It will also come with the GPS feature so I can know where he is whenever I want.

Killian wrote:If my kid wants a cell phone when he's 15, no problem. It will also come with the GPS feature so I can know where he is whenever I want.

Honest question...is there an app or something for that? Or are you just saying that the police, using whatever triangulation you see on tv, can find where the phone is if needed?

I have four designated tones...

"All the love in the world", by the Outfield for my mom..."Nelly the elephant", by the Toy Dolls for my son..."Lyin' ass bitch, by Fishbone for ST...and "I'm Shipping up to Boston, by Dropkick Murphys for everyone else.


I'm a chick. We kinda DO this stuff.

IndyFrisco wrote:

Killian wrote:If my kid wants a cell phone when he's 15, no problem. It will also come with the GPS feature so I can know where he is whenever I want.

Honest question...is there an app or something for that? Or are you just saying that the police, using whatever triangulation you see on tv, can find where the phone is if needed?

I pay and extra $5 a month to have access to it on all of our phones from Sprint.

Someone lifted my phone outta my purse at WalMart (big surprise) about 6 months ago. I went and had this service activated, and waited for the assholes to turn the phone back on. When they did, I tracked their asses down to some shithole on Polk Street in San Diego. I had the "roommate" call my phone, and when I heard my (then) Hall & Oates ring tone start blaring on the coffee table of this broke down wetback hovel, I fucking pounced. When the kid finally came to the door, he handed me my phone through a big rip in the screen. Hahaha! I kinda flipped the fuck out, so I'm assuming he figured that had he opened the door, I woulda went spider monkey on his face. Either that, or la migra woulda been involved.


Oh, and I'm pretty sure the 6'3, 270 Navy submariner standing at the end of the porch in uniform was a little distracting as well. :/

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A phone. It sounds like a phone.

I believe mine is called Default.

Cracks me up that somehow people think the noise coming out of their phone somehow enhances their "coolness." In fact, if this even so much as crosses your mind, you should give up on any delusions of ever being "cool" -- you weren't born with the skillset that would ever result in it.

Although I was at a Blazer game, and went outside to partake of some Demon Weed, and some dudesd phone went off to the tune of the Trailblazers Theme (coolest sports team theme song ever-BTW)...


that was alright, as far as dorkass ringtones go.

It doesn't make me feel "cool". It's just fun.

For me.


Fee-Fi-Foe, fun for me. Fun for me.

Ana Ng wrote:I fucking pounced.

Feets, don't fail me now.

. . . the 6'3, 270 Navy submariner . . . :/

I'm calling bullshit right there. To big for a squid. They only take little non agresive slender guys with small dicks.

The only submarining that guys does is prolly at the bath house, or maybe your house.

-1

Sayin.

So now I'm just a 9 1/2 ?

I love you.

Killian wrote:

War Wagon wrote:She didn't get a phone until she was 16... and driving.

Because that's safe.

If my kid wants a cell phone when he's 15, no problem. It will also come with the GPS feature so I can know where he is whenever I want.

No possible good can come of this.

Ana Ng wrote:When they did, I tracked their asses down to some shithole on Polk Street in San Diego.

It gave you the exact address? I would imagine the houses on the street would have to be far apart and there would minimal interference on the ground, i.e., flat land, no huge ass buildings other or structures in the surrounding area, etc.

No, it would say....."within 15 yards of".

So, I walked on the sidewalk between three houses, and when we made the phone call....I heard "What I want you've got, and it might be hard to handle...but like the flame that burns the candle, the candle feeds the flaaame"....coming outta one of the houses. Hahaha!

Well done, MacGuyver.

Ana Ng wrote:

I'm a chick. We kinda DO this stuff.

And a picture of said caller also, I hope.

Bwah! Of course.

Dinsdale wrote:Cracks me up that somehow people think the noise coming out of their phone somehow enhances their "coolness."

I don't see what the problem is.

Sin,
Dickdrainers who would put their phone up to a speaker so they can have a musical lead-in to their voicemail message.

Cuda wrote:

Killian wrote:

War Wagon wrote:She didn't get a phone until she was 16... and driving.

Because that's safe.

If my kid wants a cell phone when he's 15, no problem. It will also come with the GPS feature so I can know where he is whenever I want.

No possible good can come of this.

I disagree. I don't need to spy, but if he were being a dishonest little shit, very easy to bust him and embarass him in front of all of his friends.

First, I want to thank everyone for not slapping me down for my shitty spelling in the thread title.

Secondly...c'mon guys...this thread is supposed to be fun! Let's have fun with this.

Props to 'tart for "Autumn Wind".

I don't have a proper ringtone.

But I do have phone alarm ringtones that wake me every morning. The current one is "Joe Stalin's Cadillac" by Camper Van Beethoven. When I tire of that sound, I'll use a snippet from "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict" by Pink Floyd.

"Enormous Penis" by Da Vinci's Notebook.

Screw_Michigan wrote:The old Hockey Night in Canada theme music



I catch up on old Coach's Corners at work.

RACK...that's the ring tone of a Canadian-born co-worker of mine.

For me, I keep my work phone in my hip pocket so I leave it on vibrate. I've got blue tooth/hands-free in the car so when the phone rings, the car lets me know.

Martyred wrote:First, I want to thank everyone for not slapping me down for my shitty spelling in the thread title.

I just thought you was keepin' it real.

Dinsdale wrote:Cracks me up that somehow people think the noise coming out of their phone somehow enhances their "coolness." In fact, if this even so much as crosses your mind, you should give up on any delusions of ever being "cool" -- you weren't born with the skillset that would ever result in it.

Although I was at a Blazer game, and went outside to partake of some Demon Weed

Yeah, and what better way is there to enhance one's "coolness" than to creep around outside a public building - like a 16-year-old - to take a few puffs of weed?

Hope you were wearing your skateboard sneakers - and didn't neglect to properly situate your skull & bones ballcap backwards on top of your head.

poptart wrote: Yeah, and what better way is there to enhance one's "coolness" than to creep around outside a public building - like a 16-year-old - to take a few puffs of weed?

In fairness, maybe Dins meant he went outside to puff on some dude's weed...AKA pole-smoking.

Did you ever think of that? Well? Did you?

I don't think so.

Try opening your narrow mind next time, poptart.

i like the guy who waits til the last possible second to answer his phone to make sure we all know how awesome his favorite band is.

Killian wrote: I disagree. I don't need to spy, but if he were being a dishonest little shit, very easy to bust him and embarass him in front of all of his friends.

Oh cut it out. If your parents had done that, they'd have been absolutely crushed to find out that you were spending long afternoons after school at The Hayloft all-male peep-show when you were 15. Wouldn't it have been far better for EVERYONE involved that they not know?

yo, i keeps it reel with lil wayne for my ring ring. honeys in da room know dat song he sing. dey know ross the boss is da shiz. dat i be takin care of my biz. life be tough in da hood of da burbs. gots to keep mvscals in check wit how i roll.

~the realness