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Top three of the most popular mis-quotes has to be "Houston, we have a problem!"

Seems almost everyone knows that as the words spoken by the Apollo 13 astronauts. When in fact the quote is "Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here." This phrase was uttered by pilot Jack Swiger.

Other famous misquotes?

" I never had sex with that woman"
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that is actually what he said, i think.

a bald faced lie, but not a misquote.

KC Scott wrote:

smackaholic wrote: i think

yup, believe it or not, i do on occasion.

Gee, Scrote... never seen that tactic used here before.

Are we witnessing a Kansas City evolution (Cro-Mag to Neanderthal)?

"Divide and Conquer"...?

No, it was actually,

"Divide and Rule"...

Big difference.

I've always been bothered when people misquote the "I don't hafta show you any stinking badges" scene in The Treasure of Sierra Madre.

The youtube clip title is a perfect example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdZKCh6RsU&NR=1

Ana Ng wrote:I've always been bothered when people misquote the "I don't hafta show you any stinking badges" scene in The Treasure of Sierra Madre.

On the subject of Bogart movies, Rick never said, "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca. He just said, "Play it."

While not technically a misquote, the phrase used to denote that there are multiple ways to achieve the same result was not originally, "There's more than one way to skin a cat," but rather, "There is more than one way to kill a cat." Not sure why feline death and/or mutilation needed to be invoked at all, though.

smackaholic wrote:that is actually what he said, i think.

Eh, I'm pretty sure he said "sexual relations."

Y2K wrote:" I never had sex with that woman"

I believe it was "I did not have sex with that woman"

Ana Ng wrote:I've always been bothered when people misquote the "I don't hafta show you any stinking badges" scene in The Treasure of Sierra Madre.

The youtube clip title is a perfect example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdZKCh6RsU&NR=1

Ana Ng wrote:I've always been bothered when people misquote the "I don't hafta show you any stinking badges" scene in The Treasure of Sierra Madre.

The youtube clip title is a perfect example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdZKCh6RsU&NR=1

The book was even a little different. A few words that prolly wouldn't have gotten by the censors when the movie was made.

"Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching' tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours."

War Wagon wrote:

Y2K wrote:" I never had sex with that woman"

I believe it was "I did not have sex with that woman"

Nope, it was: *fingerwag* "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."

"Any tard who this they are the same is an iodot."

I know of one poster who says this is a misquote anyway.

"Dewey defeats Truman"

Mace wrote:"Dewey defeats Truman"

An error, but not a misquote.

Smackie Chan wrote:"Any tard who this they are the same is an iodot."

I know of one poster who says this is a misquote anyway.

Technically, throw "and" in the front of that quote and it is exactly right.

I've heard it a thousand times:

"Luke, I am your father."

Real quote from movie:

"No. *I* am your father."

Smackie Chan wrote:"Any tard who this they are the same is an iodot."

I know of one poster who says this is a misquote anyway.

Go ahead and link us up you lying sack of shit.

Moving Sale wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:"Any tard who this they are the same is an iodot."

I know of one poster who says this is a misquote anyway.

Go ahead and link us up you lying sack of shit.

No one needs a link for that one, shorty. Everyone remembers it.

Your memory sucks old man.

Moving Sale wrote:Your memory sucks old man.

If you were buying computers 30 years ago, you're not exactly a spring chicken. Or in your case, a Cornish game hen.

But MY memory is intact. WTF is your problem?

Moving Sale wrote:Your memory sucks old man.

I'm half his age and I remember.

what? what?

Then your memory sucks too.

And half of 86 is 42 you stupid math challenged asslicker.

Moving Sale wrote:Then your memory sucks too.

And half of 86 is 42 you stupid math challenged asslicker.

Stupid fat fucking fingers. I need a diet or a proofreader.

It's all good in the hood dawgman.

Moving Sale wrote:Stupid fat fucking fingers. I need a diet or a proofreader.

Or a clue.

Moving Sale wrote:Stupid fat fucking fingers. I need a diet or a proofreader.

Dwarves are known for having pudgy fingers and slow metabolisms, so you were mostly likely born fucked up. Don't sweat it.

Moving Sale wrote:And half of 86 is 42 you stupid math challenged asslicker.

Well shit, if no one else is gonna take it...

IndyFrisco wrote:

Moving Sale wrote:And half of 86 is 42 you stupid math challenged asslicker.

Well shit, if no one else is gonna take it...

Just you and your soulmate, AP.

Goober McTuber wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote:

Moving Sale wrote:And half of 86 is 42 you stupid math challenged asslicker.

Well shit, if no one else is gonna take it...

Just you and your soulmate, AP.

I noticed that right after I did it....hence the reason it is now gone.

C'mon Indy, take it, make it cool. Don't be swayed by peer pressure.

Tom, I think you confuse peer pressure with peer avoidance. Peer pressure is when to want to be like others. I have had my day in the sun with faggy shit albeit a faux pas. I try not to diss on AP as he has been a deece BBQ sauce customer. he makes it hard to bite the tongue as much as I do.

Makes sense.

And I will attest that Indy's BBQ sauce is kick ass! Just BBQ'd ribs 2 days ago. It should be on store shelves.

How's it work when the anal ease gets all used up? Does jack still bark.

Never mind.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Moving Sale wrote:Stupid fat fucking fingers. I need a diet or a proofreader.

Dwarves are known for having pudgy fingers and slow metabolisms, so you were mostly likely born fucked up. Don't sweat it.

and mongoloids