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Last night president Obama was having a nightmare. He sat up in bed and he saw Abe Lincoln sitting at the end of the bed.

Obama said to Lincoln, “You know, things aren’t going very well for me right now. The economy is in shambles and the country is divided. You’ve dealt with stuff like this before and proved to be a great leader. What would you do right now if you were me?”

Lincoln responded, “I think I’d go to the theatre.”

Then Lincoln should have added, "Nigga Please!"

what happened next?

Cuda wrote:what happened next?

You woke up with a load of jizz on your face, so you were twice as happy.

you're projecting again, Gobbles

Cuda wrote:you're projecting again, Gobbles

Not really, KC Cuda.