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I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:31 pm
by Screw_Michigan
I met Karl Rove as he was walking up to the Cannon Senate office building. I asked him "Mr. Rove, how's it going?" He replied "fabulous." No doubt being the GOP's #1 hitman has to be a good gig.
I did not tell him to burn in hell because the devil doesn't burn in hell.
Thoughts?

Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:33 pm
by indyfrisco
Screw_Michigan wrote:Thoughts?
I think you pussied out.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:56 pm
by Screw_Michigan
IF, I can't indulge my every whim and burn bridges everywhere I go. That's just not how it works here. In some small town shithole in SO IN? I'd have at it.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:09 pm
by Goober McTuber
My thoughts? You never know when you might be mopping up after him.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:23 pm
by indyfrisco
Screw_Michigan wrote:IF, I can't indulge my every whim and burn bridges everywhere I go. That's just not how it works here. In some small town shithole in SO IN? I'd have at it.
If by burning a bridge you mean you wouldn't want him to not wipe his ass with anything you wrote, he probably already feels that way.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:43 pm
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:IF, I can't indulge my every whim and burn bridges everywhere I go. That's just not how it works here. In some small town shithole in SO IN? I'd have at it.
In a nutshell why things will never change. EVER. If human shit like Rove can walk the street unmolested, we have no chance.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:08 pm
by Screw_Michigan
IndyFrisco wrote:If by burning a bridge you mean you wouldn't want him to not wipe his ass with anything you wrote, he probably already feels that way.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:12 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:IndyFrisco wrote:If by burning a bridge you mean you wouldn't want him to not wipe his ass with anything you wrote, he probably already feels that way.
What the fuck does that even mean?
I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure you just got like totally smacked.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:13 pm
by Screw_Michigan
I guess if it's along the lines of "And any tard who this they are the same is an iodot," then I guess you're right, Gobbles.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:25 pm
by Mikey
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Thoughts?
Everybody, at some point in their otherwise featureless lives, has a time when they wish they were packing.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:12 pm
by poptart
S_M wrote:Thoughts?
Yes.
You will
always remember the day you met MR. ROVE, but MR. ROVE will
never remember meeting you.
In fact, he no doubt erased it from his memory 4 or 7 seconds after it happened.
You've posted about the meeting for your make-believe internet friends - indicating that "the meeting"
meant something to you.
It didn't mean jack squat to him.
MR. ROVE has 'BODE on you, a peon.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:20 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Screw_Michigan wrote:He replied "fabulous."
Did he extend his left pinky?
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:26 pm
by Go Coogs'
poptart wrote:4 or 7 seconds
Not 5 or 6?

Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:42 pm
by mvscal
Screw_Michigan wrote:I met Karl Rove
Who?
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:40 am
by Screw_Michigan
poptart wrote:S_M wrote:Thoughts?
Yes.
You will
always remember the day you met MR. ROVE, but MR. ROVE will
never remember meeting you.
In fact, he no doubt erased it from his memory 4 or 7 seconds after it happened.
You've posted about the meeting for your make-believe internet friends - indicating that "the meeting"
meant something to you.
It didn't mean jack squat to him.
MR. ROVE has 'BODE on you, a peon.
Yeah, 'tard. I can accept that. He is only one of the most powerful men in American politics. I'm sure you run into guys like him on your daily trip to your local slant-eyed brothel.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:41 am
by Screw_Michigan
mvscal wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:I met Karl Rove
Who?
Where would you rank Rove when it comes to the GOP shot-callers? Top three, right?
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:43 am
by mvscal
Screw_Michigan wrote:mvscal wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:I met Karl Rove
Who?
Where would you rank Rove when it comes to the GOP shot-callers? Top three, right?
Rove hasn't been even remotely relevant since 2004.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:45 am
by Trampis
Gingrich/Rove, would be a pretty entertaining ticket for 2012
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:50 am
by Atomic Punk
Donald Trump fo Prez!
At least he ain't no Obamaojiggaboo...
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:58 am
by Screw_Michigan
mvscal wrote:Rove hasn't been even remotely relevant since 2004.
He may not have the pull like he did when running Bush campaigns but he's still calling the shots.
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/201 ... al-parties
Karl Rove-Backed Group Spends as Much as Political Parties
Oct. 6, 2010
A pair of political groups cofounded by George W. Bush adviser Karl Rove last week spent more on independent expenditures than five of the six major party committees. The group, American Crossroads, and its nonprofit affiliate, Crossroads GPS, spent $3.5 million in independent expenditures last week, a figure that topped all but the National Republican Congressional Committee, according to filings with the Federal Election Commission. This represents a sea change from recent elections. In the 2004, 2006, and 2008 elections, national party committees were the top spenders on independent expenditures, political communications that an organization makes in support of or against specific candidates, without coordinating with those candidates or their opponents.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:11 am
by mvscal
Screw_Michigan wrote:he's still calling the shots.
He isn't calling jackshit. Nobody who matters gives even the slightest bit of fuck about him. I'm sure it won't stop him from hustling, but he's done. Shot out. Through dealing. Fertig.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:19 am
by PSUFAN
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:He replied "fabulous."
Did he extend his left pinky?
Dio is gristling up.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:30 am
by mvscal
He might have even splilled his appletini.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:03 am
by LTS TRN 2
mvscal wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:he's still calling the shots.
He isn't calling jackshit. Nobody who matters gives even the slightest bit of fuck about him. I'm sure it won't stop him from hustling, but he's done. Shot out. Through dealing. Fertig.
'Scuse us? ...The slimiest lil' lizard around here says
what? I mean..it's not merely as though you've dutifully parroted and barked like a trained dog
every single issue and angle of that squishy weirdo...but you have. And it's not just that you shamelessly dodge and feint--weasel and twist--just like that closet homo..but you do. And it's not just that you've gone right down with the ship--blub..blub..blub--with the entire calamitous paradigm of the neo-liberal neocon Bush clan neo-Nazi malignancy...and you certainly have. It's that you claim to somehow still be
alive!
Guess what? You died a while ago! So did Newt, Rove, Boehner, and Limpdick. You're actually dead and yet somehow--like a beheaded chicken--still belching fake bluster.
You dipshit niggger...cumfuck slurptard...(blah blah........)

Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:26 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Goober McTuber wrote:My thoughts? You never know when you might be mopping up after him.
If Screwy's working at a heterosexual smut shop, not much chance of that. Rove has "fag" written all over him.
That mancrush on W out front told me so.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:32 pm
by Screw_Michigan
SIREN - WHITE HOUSE ALLIES TO TAKE ON ROVE, KOCH BROTHERS: A top Democrat tells us that later this month, Bill Burton (who left in February as deputy White House press secretary) and Sean Sweeney (who had been an adviser to Rahm Emanuel and Pete Rouse, and left at the same time to form a consulting firm with Burton) will "launch an outside group to help the president get reelected. Decisions about size and legal architecture haven't all been finalized but we have been talking to potential staff. Donors, worried about the enormous spending power of Karl Rove and the Koch brothers, have been approaching the two about setting up an organization that can counter them. Bill and Sean will try to keep pace with those Republican attack groups, but don't anticipate they will be able to match them dollar for dollar." No name yet.
Yeah, Rove. Irrelevant since 2004.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:46 pm
by War Wagon
mvscal wrote:Fertig.
Wha? :?
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:48 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
German for done, finished. Google is your friend.
Re: I met the Devil on the Hill today
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:37 pm
by mvscal
Screw_Michigan wrote:Yeah, Rove. Irrelevant since 2004.
Yep. He still seems to be leasing headspace in the domes of bedwetters like you, though. He's part of the dying RINO wing of neocon globalists. They aren't calling the shots anymore except in the Deomcrat party. There is very little difference between Rove and Obluegum.