T1B

To Piano Man............

It’s 9:07 on a Saturday
The regular tards shuffle in
There’s a tranny sitting next to me
Drinkin’ from a bedpan full of gin
He says, son, there’s a board in my memory
I’m not sure it had any trolls
Smack was sad and was weak, but I could keep up to speed
When I wore a fat woman’s clothes

Every board needs it’s tards
Even this board needs it’s tards

Start us a thread, you’re Rasheed Jackson
Start us a thread tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for a parody
And we’re in the CZ alright

Now Indy Frisco, he's an admin out here
He gets me my sauce for free
And he sucks with a joke, but has briskets to smoke
But Best Buy is where he’d rather be.
He says, this lack of TV’s is killing me.
As the smile ran away from his face
Well I’m sure that I could be happier
If I could get more screens in this place

Oh, every board needs it’s tards
Even this board needs it’s tards

Now Paul is a take thieving specialist
Whose puffy coat added some size
And he’s talkin’ with Screwy who think he’s a newsie
And just polished off Five Guys
And Felcho’s practicing anti-semite
As the Moving Sale is looking to get boned
Yes, they’re sharing a forum they call TROTS
But it’s better than fistin’ alone

Start us a thread, you’re Rasheed Jackson
Start us a thread tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for a parody
And we’re in the CZ alright

It’s a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And The Deciders gives me a smile
’cause they knows that it’s me they’ve been comin’ to read
To fuck with some tards for a while
And radio chat, it sounds like a carnival
And Smackaholic sounds like a queer
And they start shit threads and get kicked in the head
And say, man, can you post pics in here?

Oh, every board needs it’s tards
Even this board needs it’s tards

Start us a thread, you’re Rasheed Jackson
Start us a thread tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for a parody
And we’re in the CZ alright

On the first part of the journey,
I was looking at my miserable life.
There were plants and birds and rocks and things,
There was sand and hills and dew rag wearing nogs.
The first thing I met, was a female basketball player with a stinky cooz,
And the sky, with no clouds.
The heat was hot, and the ground was dry,
But her coat was full of lice.

I've been through Sacramento on a horse with no mane,
It felt good to be out of getting double teamed.
In Sacramento you can't remember your name,
'Cause there ain't no one for to tell you you're lame.
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

Bwaahah. Rack. Rack AP's effort, too.

spread sheet needs updating. i don't get the rasheed jackson bit.

excellent efforts by the way. rack'em.

smackaholic wrote:spread sheet needs updating. i don't get the rasheed jackson bit.

Old VALVENIS reset. He swore up and down my shaft that I was black.

AP, you were one once of effort and one attempt at maintaining the song structure away from getting a RACK. I love these song parodies because, let's be honest here, the result is usually pretty funny with little creative input. Yours somehow ended up being a combo of not trying and reaching. Sacramento? Really? Try this.................

I've been in the stable on a horse with my name
It felt good to shoot a load on her mane
In the stable, you really don't need any game
'Cause roofies in the salt lick keep them all tame

Yes, that is how bad you suck. I feel the need not to respond to your shit, but to re-write smack directed at myself just to make it passable for everyone else.

R-Jack wrote:

smackaholic wrote:spread sheet needs updating. i don't get the rasheed jackson bit.

Old VALVENIS reset. He swore up and down my shaft that I was black.

AP, you were one once of effort and one attempt at maintaining the song structure away from getting a RACK. I love these song parodies because, let's be honest here, the result is usually pretty funny with little creative input. Yours somehow ended up being a combo of not trying and reaching. Sacramento? Really? Try this.................

I've been in the stable on a horse with my name
It felt good to shoot a load on her mane
In the stable, you really don't need any game
'Cause roofies in the salt lick keep them all tame

Yes, that is how bad you suck. I feel the need not to respond to your shit, but to re-write smack directed at myself just to make it passable for everyone else.

outstanding job on the re-write jack.

hickory dickory dock
all your wives suck black cock and you are stupid and gay

-AP

Old advertising jingle for Screwball:

Mop, mop, jizz, jizz,
Oh what a career it is.

You may be on to something MGO. Perhaps he'll do better with nursery rhymes. Here ya go, AP:


RJerk Rjerk horsefuck loser
He had a mare, he loved to ride her.
He lubed his cock with some gel
And then he banged her oh so well.
Oh and... your wife is fat.


Give it a shot. You can only get better from here.

Goober McTuber wrote:Old advertising jingle for Screwball:

Mop, mop, jizz, jizz,
Oh what a career it is.

That's so old, I don't remember it.

I'll play. Here AP...

Little Miss R-Jack
Ridden like horseback,
Slurping nog cum all day;
Along came a lawn jockey,
A dose of bukkakke
And he tossed Miss R-Jack some hay.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Old advertising jingle for Screwball:

Mop, mop, jizz, jizz,
Oh what a career it is.

That's so old, I don't remember it.

It's not that old. It's in color.

To Heartbreaker

I've got to say it and it's hard for me
Now I’m freakin’ out like I thought I would never be
Gave me your old lady’s pussy to pound
How would I know you’d start snooping around
And I get to the morning and constantly call
Some shit about not measuring up at all
And it don't matter whatever you do
I’m fucking done selling meth to you
Sliding in and out of your wife I caught you spyin'
It's etched in my brain
I could’ve been rich with you as a customer
Fuck this bullshit – I’m never dealing again

Why do you have to be a cock-gazer?
You kept yelling “got two more inches dude”
Got to get out of roach infested room - no score for you
Why do you have to be a cock-gazer?
When a meth dealer was all I wanted to be?
Suddenly eyeballing my shaft while banging your wife
This deal is dead – not worth the price

Dude your meat fetish is fucking perverse
My decision is final and that can not be reversed
Broke out a ruler when you could not see
Started shaking like you had a disease
Out of your mind if you think I’m gonna sell you some more drugs
That ship sailed when you locked onto my squirting eye.

Why do you have to be a cock-gazer?
When a meth dealer was all I wanted to be?
Suddenly you’re eyeing my shaft while banging your wife
Why do you have to be a cock-gazer?
I wasn’t trying to give you a view?
Suddenly running out the trailer – no meth for you