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Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:32 pm
by Mikey
Askewville, NC

People inspect the tornado damage in Askewville, N.C., Sunday, April 17, 2011 after a tornado hit the area on Saturday.

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Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:44 pm
by War Wagon
yeah, knee slapping hilarious irony there, fer sure.

Die in an earthquake.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:49 pm
by trev
I hoped Mikey died in the brawl in Fallbrook.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:09 pm
by Mikey
War Wagon wrote:yeah, knee slapping hilarious irony there, fer sure.

Die in an earthquake.

I hope these people aren't expecting any Government handouts.

F'ing freeloaders.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:39 pm
by War Wagon
I hope these people aren't expecting any Government handouts.

F'ing freeloaders.
oh.... so that's where you were wanting to go with this?

Well, at least you didn't blame it on global warming climate change.

Speaking of handouts, I'm sure that charitable groups like the American Red Cross and Salvation Army will be there to help those who need it. Those that didn't get dead, that is.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:18 pm
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:
I hope these people aren't expecting any Government handouts.

F'ing freeloaders.
oh.... so that's where you were wanting to go with this?

Well, at least you didn't blame it on global warming climate change.

Speaking of handouts, I'm sure that charitable groups like the American Red Cross and Salvation Army will be there to help those who need it. Those that didn't get dead, that is.
Don't kid yourself, Whitey, they'll be dipping into those federal disaster funds. I know, because Wisconsin got some federal disaster funds this past winter for a snow storm.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:38 pm
by Trampis
Its gotta be better than living in Fukdenooks, Japan

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:31 pm
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote:
War Wagon wrote:yeah, knee slapping hilarious irony there, fer sure.

Die in an earthquake.

I hope these people aren't expecting any Government handouts.

F'ing freeloaders.
If they had insurance that covers twisters, they should be OK. If they didn't, fuggem.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:54 pm
by mvscal
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Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:14 pm
by Mace
KC Scott wrote:Tiger is looking old these days
He probably putts better than Tiger these days.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:43 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Mikey wrote:Image
Hopefully one day my backyard will look that nice.

-smackaholic

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:55 am
by smackaholic
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Mikey wrote:Image
Hopefully one day my backyard will look that nice.

-smackaholic
:lol: :lol: EAD, mgoo.

at least the deck is done. underneath still a bit scary thanks to having to dig up my well....again. fukkin' chinese brass footvalves and my extremely hard well water just don't get along. hopefullt the new plastic footvalve will hang in there for a decade or so.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:56 am
by indyfrisco
mvscal wrote:Image
He putts from the rough.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:24 pm
by Goober McTuber
IndyFrisco wrote:
mvscal wrote:Image
He putts from the rough.
Wouldn't that appear to be the fringe?

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:25 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote:Wouldn't that appear to be the fringe?
He's an expert on wide screen televisions, not golf course topography.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:08 pm
by Mikey
When I was in college (actually it's probabaly still there) there was a street sign in La Jolla that said "Rushville Street". Wanted that for the door to my dorm room but never got up the balls to steal it.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
Roach’s good old days = Tooqueerville? All righty then.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:49 pm
by smackaholic
Roach wrote:Gee Goobs, there ya go again seeing queers in every mirror.

The first syllable of the town name rhymes with "toke." At one time in my life I was smoking a bit of weed, and a good puff was called a toke. Silly guys, smoking weed, see the road sign for Toquerville, well, you must have been young once too.

8)
goobs was young at some point in the distant past, but, they hadn't invented weed yet.

Re: Aptly named town of the week...

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:25 pm
by mvscal
Goober McTuber wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:
mvscal wrote:Image
He putts from the rough.
Wouldn't that appear to be the fringe?
Seems like his game would be better what with all the practice he gets. Last Sunday he played his 64th round of golf since he was selected Pres__ent.

How long does it take to play a round of golf?