Priests Gone Wild!!

[mvscal]

PRAISE JESUS...and pass the personal lubricant!!

Frontline: Priests Molested “Nearly 80% Of The Town’s Children”

Frontline’s next exposé focuses on the “decades of abuse of Native Americans by priests and other church workers in Alaska,” and in one particular town they find, “nearly 80% of the town’s children were molested” by Catholic priests.

http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/fr ... 4/19/19000

Well, Jesus was a donut punching ass goblin, so why should his followers be any different? The only religion gayer than Christianity is Islam. Of course Muslims are more deeply closeted than Christians so their urges are usually channeled into indiscriminate violence and goats.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

“nearly 80% of the town’s children were molested”

Not sure I buy this. That number seems staggeringly low.

[mvscal]

I think it's plausible that a few of them might have escaped in the confusion occasioned by this orgiastic frenzy of assfucking.

[War Wagon]

mv, is there anything you'd like to confess to us since your last Hail Mary?

Hispanic from St. Louis = Catholic.

I mean, you seem preoccupied with this subject.

Have you murdered the Priest who defiled you yet, or just sued the church diocese for damages?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I mean, you seem preoccupied with this subject.

It's just a shame more Catholics aren't. Maybe there'd be fewer defiled bumholes on this planet.

[mvscal]

Exactly.

A gang of priests comes roaring into town on ATVs scooping up little Eskimo kids with nets then savagely buttfucking them in the streets and the only thing a tard like Wank Wagon wants to know is why I have such a problem with that.

[Terry in Crapchester]

mv, is there anything you'd like to confess to us since your last Hail Mary?

Hispanic from Mexico = Catholic.

FTFY.

I mean, you seem preoccupied with this subject.

Have you murdered the Priest who defiled you yet, or just sued the church diocese for damages?

Not the only thing mvscal appears to be in deep denial about.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

"Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been 3 months since my last confes."

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Your penance is 3 Dirty Sanchez's and 1 Rear Admiral, now bend over.

Next!!

[R-Jack]

mv, is there anything you'd like to confess to us since your last Hail Mary?

Hispanic from St. Louis = Catholic.

I mean, you seem preoccupied with this subject.

Have you murdered the Priest who defiled you yet, or just sued the church diocese for damages?

You writing IKYABWAI's on behalf of Alaska now?

[Goober McTuber]

Well, Jesus was a donut punching ass goblin . . .

Say what? Would you please elaborate on that? Like how do we know, and stuff.

Looks like Roach just took a sudden interest in Christianity. Shocking.

[War Wagon]

A gang of priests comes roaring into town on ATVs scooping up little Eskimo kids with nets then savagely buttfucking them in the streets and the only thing a tard like Wank Wagon wants to know is why I have such a problem with that.

Hyperbole aside, the smeller's the feller.

Don't deny you were raised Catholic, no doubt a perfectly sweet and innocent altar boy... until Father Friendly got his mitts on you in the vestibule, that is. Such a nice man too, from all outward appearances. He probably coached your parochial schools' boys basketball team

[mvscal]

Don't deny you were raised Catholic,

Sorry, but no. My parents aren't at all religious. I think the college experience in the 60s had that effect on a lot of people.

[mvscal]

Well, Jesus was a donut punching ass goblin . . .

Say what? Would you please elaborate on that? Like how do we know, and stuff.

Just look at his lifestyle. Hanging out in the desert with twelve other dudes and a fag hag long after any respectable Jew should have been married. Then there is his limp wristed teachings. "Love your fellow man." "Turn the other cheek." Of course you can't ignore the fact that faggots and other sexual deviants are drawn to the Christian clergy like flies to shit. They sense that Jesus was just like they are and they want to spread the word...and little boys' asscheeks.

[Mikey]

Mr. & Mrs. mvscal Sr., ca 2009

[mvscal]

They grew out of it and became your stereotypical, upper middle class boomers. Mom is still into astrology ( ) though. But that could be my uncle.

[Screw_Michigan]

Sorry, but no. My parents aren't at all religious. I think the college experience in the 60s had that effect on a lot of people.

Please, explain. Was it because of the LSD and orgies? If so, I missed out on the LSD. Well, at least good LSD.

[mvscal]

Definitely no drugs and orgies are pretty fuckin' far from likely, too. Mom was just heavily into all that stupid New Age, Earth Mother crap.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Then there is his limp wristed teachings. "Love your fellow man." "Turn the other cheek."

It is God who arms me with strength
and makes my way perfect.

He makes my feet like the feet of a deer;
he enables me to stand on the heights.

He trains my hands for battle;
my arms can bend a bow of bronze.

You give me your shield of victory,
and your right hand sustains me;
you stoop down to make me great.

You broaden the path beneath me,
so that my ankles do not turn.

Psalm 18:32-36

[LTS TRN 2]

Sorry, but no. My parents aren't at all religious. I think the college experience in the 60s had that effect on a lot of people.

Please, explain. Was it because of the LSD and orgies? If so, I missed out on the LSD. Well, at least good LSD.

Yeah, it really was. Of course such a sea change of Western culture in its entirety was a terrifying prospect for J Edgar Hoover types, who immediately criminalized it as though it was some horrible dangerous nightmare. The current laws against its manufacture are so draconian as to be a sick joke. Suffice to say, Freud would have revised and chucked just about all of his incorrigible nonsense speculation on the unconscious, etc. if he had been granted entrance to the doors of perception opened by LSD.

[OCmike]

Sorry, but no. My parents aren't at all religious. I think the college experience in the 60s had that effect on a lot of people.

Please, explain. Was it because of the LSD and orgies? If so, I missed out on the LSD. Well, at least good LSD.

Yeah, it really was. Of course such a sea change of Western culture in its entirety was a terrifying prospect for J Edgar Hoover types, who immediately criminalized it as though it was some horrible dangerous nightmare. The current laws against its manufacture are so draconian as to be a sick joke. Suffice to say, Freud would have revised and chucked just about all of his incorrigible nonsense speculation on the unconscious, etc. if he had been granted entrance to the doors of perception opened by LSD.

Mother of fuck...how is it that you're a delusional paranoid fruitcake, yet still more boring than Thursday night Bible study at the Vogel house?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Because he's astoundingly one-dimensional. The substance remains the same, you just get new verbs and adjectives. I'm becoming convinced that LTS is just a really sophisticated SpamBot.

[smackaholic]

Then there is his limp wristed teachings. "Love your fellow man." "Turn the other cheek."

It is God who arms me with strength
and makes my way perfect.

He makes my feet like the feet of a deer;
he enables me to stand on the heights.

He trains my hands for battle;
my arms can bend a bow of bronze.

You give me your shield of victory,
and your right hand sustains me;
you stoop down to make me great.

You broaden the path beneath me,
so that my ankles do not turn.

Psalm 18:32-36

uhhhh, the psalms are from the old testament. you know, the part of the bible written by heterosexuals.

[mvscal]

uhhhh, the psalms are from the old testament. you know, the part of the bible written by heterosexuals.

Heebs were no strangers to the Hershey Highway either. David went balls deep in Jonathan which means that Jesus was a fag descended from a long line of fags.

[smackaholic]

uhhhh, the psalms are from the old testament. you know, the part of the bible written by heterosexuals.

Heebs were no strangers to the Hershey Highway either. David went balls deep in Jonathan which means that Jesus was a fag descended from a long line of fags.

well, they might have been fags, but, at least they were manly fags unlike jesus and his merry band of purse swingers.

[BSmack]

uhhhh, the psalms are from the old testament. you know, the part of the bible written by heterosexuals.

Heebs were no strangers to the Hershey Highway either. David went balls deep in Jonathan which means that Jesus was a fag descended from a long line of fags.

I would pay money to watch a live ppv of you confronting the WBC tools with that exact line. Think about it. You could ustream it and make at least 10-20 dollars in pay pal donations.

[War Wagon]

Jesus was sorta' badass when he drove the money changers payday loan leeches out the temple, you blasphemous devil worshippers.

[mvscal]

I would pay money to watch a live ppv of you confronting the WBC tools with that exact line. Think about it. You could ustream it and make at least 10-20 dollars in pay pal donations.

Well, God does hate fags, right? Why else would he have his own kid nailed to a cross?

[BSmack]

I would pay money to watch a live ppv of you confronting the WBC tools with that exact line. Think about it. You could ustream it and make at least 10-20 dollars in pay pal donations.

Well, God does hate fags, right? Why else would he have his own kid nailed to a cross?

I just figured the old man was looking for jerk material.

[Go Coogs']

Poptart was run in this thread.

[Screw_Michigan]

Jesus was sorta' badass when he drove the money changers payday loan leeches REPUBLICANS out the temple, you blasphemous devil worshippers.

[War Wagon]

Nice one Screwey, but I'm willing to bet that before you turn 40 you'll embrace conservatism.

[mvscal]

Jesus was sorta' badass when he drove the money changers payday loan leeches REPUBLICANS out the temple, you blasphemous devil worshippers.

What are you talking about? Jews are one of the most reliable Democrat constituencies.

[LTS TRN 2]

And a solid GOP base, whatever it takes, right? But the seemingly obvious queer element of the biblical Jesus and his boys is really due to the story itself being derived from the ascetic character of the basic Perfect Man myth...right?..you know, the popular Mediterranean myth which pulsed through the Roman era like the wars in America's? The meaning of the myth is one of transcending the naughty bits and normal thoughts of humans, and attaining a higher..aw forget it, you're too tied up in your own actual issues of identity and proper sexual position for receiving, etc. :wink:

[Carson]

He's shitting in everyone's Easter basket.

[Screw_Michigan]

Nice one Screwey, but I'm willing to bet that before you turn 40 you'll embrace conservatism.

You know, Whitey. I keep telling myself that but you dumbfucks keep proving me wrong.

[Goober McTuber]

Nice one Screwey, but I'm willing to bet that if you get your IQ down to 40 you'll embrace conservatism.

FTFY.

[Screw_Michigan]

What are you talking about? Jews are one of the most reliable Democrat constituencies.