Happy Good Friday

[Cuda]

blow it out your ass, KC Gayzos

[Imus]

Well at least somebody answered your thread.

Even if it was just the prick.

[Carson]

No bullshit - I know the guy who made those drawings. Larry Van Pelt in Niceville, FL.

He's the type of guy who would say a prayer for you.

I say eat shit and die, fuckstain.

[Carson]

He'd say a prayer for you also because he led a perfect life.

I post on message boards so fuck you moron.

[Carson]

I guess your role model is Larry Flynt or Caligula.

Stick to wytching Hollywood and farm animal pics.

If you actually think your work here is funny I might even try to say a prayer for you.

[R-Jack]

If you actually think your work here is funny I might even try to say a prayer for you.

Someone is pretty goddamn sensitive.

[R-Jack]

BTW........

Can some historian here explain to me why Easter is so fucking late this year? Why is it so hard to pin down the date the Jews voted to turn thy lord and savior into an arts & crafts project?

[BSmack]

BTW........

Can some historian here explain to me why Easter is so fucking late this year? Why is it so hard to pin down the date the Jews voted to turn thy lord and savior into an arts & crafts project?

From answers.com

The calculation of Easter is complicated because it is linked to (an inaccurate version of) the Hebrew calendar. Jesus was crucified immediately after the Jewish Passover (Luke 22:15), which is a celebration of the Exodus from Egypt under Moses. Celebration of Passover started on the 14th or 15th day of the (spring) month of Nisan. Jewish months start when the moon is new, therefore the 14th or 15th day of the month must be immediately after a full moon. It was therefore decided to make Easter Sunday the first Sunday after the first full moon after vernal equinox. Or more precisely: Easter Sunday is the first Sunday after the "official" full moon on or after the "official" vernal equinox. The official vernal equinox is always 21 March. The official full moon may differ from the real full moon by one or two days. (Note, however, that historically, some countries have used the real (astronomical) full moon instead of the official one when calculating Easter. This was the case, for example, of the German Protestant states, which used the astronomical full moon in the years 1700-1776. A similar practice was used in Sweden in the years 1740-1844 and in Denmark in the 1700s.) The full moon that precedes Easter is called the Paschal full moon.

Two concepts play an important role when calculating the Paschal full moon: The Golden Number and the Epact. They are described in the following sections. The following sections give details about how to calculate the date for Easter. Note, however, that while the Julian calendar was in use, it was customary to use tables rather than calculations to determine Easter. The following sections do mention how to calculate Easter under the Julian calendar, but the reader should be aware that this is an attempt to express in formulas what was originally expressed in tables. The formulas can be taken as a good indication of when Easter was celebrated in the Western Church from approximately the 6th century.

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[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

The calculation of Easter is complicated because it is linked to (an inaccurate version of) the Hebrew calendar.

Oh great...So now it's "The Jews did it"?

Haven't those people suffered enough? Shame on your house, B_Hitler.

[Cuda]

Well at least somebody answered your thread.

Even if it was just the prick.

Please; I prefer the term, "Fucking Dick!"

[Cuda]

VP was eyeballing that guy like Diego eyeballs a kindergardener- with the same thing in mind

[mvscal]

why in the FUCK do you people who DON'T believe still give your kids baskets of candy on Easter & presents on Christmas?

Maybe because neither of those activities have jackshit to do with Christianity? I'm pretty sure Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are not found in the Bible.

I think the more relevant question would be why do Believers participate in such overtly pagan rituals? I would think you would go straight to hell for that action. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are false gods...graven images if you will. You can ask the Golden Calf worshipers how that worked out.

God is vengeful and jealous. He will chew you up and shit you out in Hell if you don't lick his yambag.

[War Wagon]

You're preaching your non-belief.

It's a self defense mechanism used by atheists intent on proving there is no God other than the one clicking submit.

For those that have a reasonable doubt that there IS a God and that they aren't HIM, we pray quietly in the wee hours of the night to not be constantly assaulted by such fools.

[BSmack]

What would you think if I started a "Praise Baby Jesus" thread up every now & then?

I would say that's fucked up and leave it at that

[poptart]

If poptart hadn't been run he'd be swinging for the fences on that

I won't lie.

It took every ounce of willpower in my body to subdue the overwhelming rage that boiled within me as I read KC Scott's thread.
Fully intended to slam my rig straight into a crowded Seoul bus stop full of INFIDELS - yes, INFIDELS just like this Scott guy.

Had my justification noted penned and placed on my front windshield[/Gunslinger].
The note explaining why the infidels must PAY, and this thread URL placed within it.

KC Scott would be infamous, with blood on his hands.
T1B would be historically notorious.

Oh my!


Then I slept on it and knew I would instead leave you with the Words of the world Savior - as He was mocked, brutalized beyond belief, and crucified.

Luke 23:34
Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.


Now as I have reached 10,000, I take my sabbatical.
Off I go.
There are things to accomplish right now.

If world events warrant my comment, I may break off a post.
Don't count on it, though.

I'll be in on August 10 - just prior to the Raiduh preseason opener - to offer up my State of the Raiders thread.

Until then, do your homework.

Pick a THREAD, read God's Word - and then, as you lie awake in the still of your home at 3:07 a.m. some morning, take an account of your life and who you are.

Isaiah 40:8
The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.




Happy Easter, and happy summer, degenerates!


Poptart is out...

[Cuda]

What would you think if I started a "Praise Baby Jesus" thread up every now & then?

I would say that's fucked up at least he's not AP and leave it at that

[Smackie Chan]

This is the litttle manx

[Goober McTuber]

You're preaching your non-belief.

It's a self defense mechanism used by atheists intent on proving there is no God other than the one clicking submit.

For those that have a reasonable doubt that there IS a God and that they aren't HIM, we pray quietly in the wee hours of the night to not be constantly assaulted by such fools.

Self-defense? You started the fucking thread! :D

Those KC fuckers all look alike, don't they, tubby.

[Goober McTuber]

Those KC fuckers all look alike, don't they, tubby.

You're black, aren't you?

Look, I'm not one of the guys banging your old lady, OK?

[Smackie Chan]

Look, I'm not one of the guys banging your old lady, OK?

I'm not either, so FUCK MY DICK, ASSHOLE!111111111

Already turning to prison sex?