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Ok, well another Duck arrested again.

This is the linebacker who was suspended last season for a DUI that is slated to replace Casey Matthews.

http://www.addictedtoquack.com/2011/5/1 ... m#comments

It would be funny if Burglary, criminal mischief, and criminal trespass charges weren't such serious charges. What is it about that school up north with their players committing serious crimes?

I understand the lack of trophies in their trophy case can be a bit unsettling, but do they honestly believe winning the Fulmer cup is a prestigious award?

We saw how quickly Chiprocrit suspended the walk on QB. Let's see how he deals with a starting LB.

So much for his alleged redemption, as written about in this Oregon rag recently:

http://www.registerguard.com/web/sports ... r.html.csp

Less than two weeks ago, walk-on quarterback Dustin Haines was arrested for resisting arrest and interfering with a police officer.

Sheriff Kelly immediately suspended him 'indefinitely', which was ironic, considering he was silent when star running back LaMichael James was arrested for choking out his girlfriend.

Well, lookie here...Dustin Haines played as the backup QB to Darron Thomas in their spring game on Saturday.

http://www.goducks.com/downloads2/41557 ... 0#GAME.TEM

So lemme get this straight....if you interfere with a police officer and resist arrest, you can be reinstated in less than two weeks, before the final disposition of the case has been adjudicated.

It certainly begs the question... What was he suspended from in April?

Oregon should be put on probation for 10 years and lose 50 scholarships....right? :roll:

Of course, Mace. And if you point out USC's brushes with the law, they'll be explained away as missunderstandings, kids being kids, or everyone is doing it.

If a U$C player gets caught raping a girl, possessing a gun, in possession of drugs etc.....and the only people there are the police and a high profile lawyer did the crime really happen?

According to Schmick.....no it didn't but everyone else is guilty.

Chipocrit Kelly states that Kiko Alonso is suspended indefinitely for the burglary, the same punishment handed down to Dustin Haines who played in the spring game a week after. Indefinitely is Nikespeak for "until the next team practice"

If a USC player rapes a chick and isnt accused of rape when he is not even near the chick and video cameras at a club shows he is on the other side of town... he cant be guilty of rape unless you are saying that USC QBs are so fast that they can control the space time continuum

if the gun in possession is illegal, sure suspend the player, if its a paint ball gun, stfu

the player that had the ecstacy was thrown out of the school, not suspended until the next practice.


None of USCs head coaches murdered a student or allowed drunks to continue to play for the team like that other Kelly cocksucker in South Bendover son i have a rosarie for you

SoCalTrjn wrote:None of USCs head coaches murdered a student or allowed drunks to continue to play for the team like that other Kelly cocksucker in South Bendover son i have a rosarie for you

Dear Clones,

Schmick doesn't understand the concept of murder.

Sin,

Another USC product (you know who)

SoCalTrjn wrote:If a USC player rapes a chick it's just a missunderstanding.

if the gun in possession is illegal, kids are being kids.

the player that had the ecstacy was thrown out of the school, everyone is doing it.

None of USCs head coaches murdered a student or allowed drunks to continue to play for the team like that other Kelly cocksucker in South Bendover son i have a rosarie for you

By the way dummy, Floyd is still suspended. But hey, how many games does ND play between now and September?

SoCalTrjn wrote:tell me this you stupid fuck..... How many games did USC play between June and August 11 of 2006? Go ahead and look up the schedule cock breath how many fucking games did USC play?

That was being asked about Frostee Rucker's domestic abuse charge.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

SoCalTrjn wrote:None of USCs head coaches murdered a student or allowed drunks to continue to play for the team like that other Kelly cocksucker in South Bendover son i have a rosarie for you

Dear Clones,

Schmick doesn't understand the concept of murder.

Sin,

Another USC product (you know who)

If LAX isnt going to allow the truth to matter in his smear campaign, why should I?

Really shit head...what truths? Oh wait, Brian Kelley actually killed someone. No fucktard OJ actually killed someone. Mike Floyd was caught drinking. Ok, he has been disciplined by the school. WTF did your butt buddy chetey petey ever do to anyone. Absolufuckinglutely nothing.
Wait.....gay, molestation priest comment coming in 5.....4.....3....
South bendover comment coming in 3....2.....1.....

You've got nothing you Bob Johnson cock sucking piece of shit.

SoCalTrjn wrote: It would be funny if Burglary, criminal mischief, and criminal trespass charges weren't such serious charges. What is it about that school up north with their players committing serious crimes?

Must have been pretty "serious" -- no jailtime, a little probation -- with Lane County DA who's got a hard-on to prosecute Duck Gridders.

Kiko has a drinking problem, got liquored up (again), and decided to crash in his friend's house... which wan't actually his friend's house.

Chip seems to be consistent in giving guys a second chance, provided they're honest with him, and he didn't learn about things in the newpaper. This WAS Kiko's second chance. I'm guessing he's gone. Chip also hasn't been shy about giving the fuckups the boot.

Hopefully the next house this drunken asshole he breaks in to is yours except the ladies in your family dont escape unraped like the last lady, then when he drives off drunk again, the car he smashes in to has Phil Knight, Chip Kelly and Will Lyles driving back from the purchase of another out of state recruit and everyone involved in the crash dies.

SoCalTrjn wrote:Hopefully the next house this drunken asshole he breaks in to is yours except the ladies in your family dont escape unraped like the last lady, then when he drives off drunk again, the car he smashes in to has Phil Knight, Chip Kelly and Will Lyles driving back from the purchase of another out of state recruit and everyone involved in the crash dies.

So you want him to be Frostee Rucker, Mark Sanchez and OJ Simpson all wrapped into one? Noted.

Killian wrote:

SoCalTrjn wrote:Hopefully the next house this drunken asshole he breaks in to is yours except the ladies in your family dont escape unraped like the last lady, then when he drives off drunk again, the car he smashes in to has Phil Knight, Chip Kelly and Will Lyles driving back from the purchase of another out of state recruit and everyone involved in the crash dies.

So you want him to be Frostee Rucker, Mark Sanchez and OJ Simpson all wrapped into one? Noted.

No I want him to be the head coach who murders one videographer while sparing the one he is fucking, then have the chick he rapes commit suicide out of shame for being raped by him then driving his car drunk and filled with explosives in to Phil Knights home.

Christ. Calm down Toejam. This isn't Little League.

SoCalTrjn wrote:

Killian wrote:

SoCalTrjn wrote:Hopefully the next house this drunken asshole he breaks in to is yours except the ladies in your family dont escape unraped like the last lady, then when he drives off drunk again, the car he smashes in to has Phil Knight, Chip Kelly and Will Lyles driving back from the purchase of another out of state recruit and everyone involved in the crash dies.

So you want him to be Frostee Rucker, Mark Sanchez and OJ Simpson all wrapped into one? Noted.

No I want him to be the head coach who murders one videographer while sparing the one he is fucking, then have the chick he rapes commit suicide out of shame for being raped by him then driving his car drunk and filled with explosives in to Phil Knights home.

See, the funny thing is that the people I mentioned actually were accused of those things. You hit 1 ot of 3, at best.

No I want him to be the head coach who murders one videographer while sparing the one he is fucking, then have the chick he rapes commit suicide out of shame for being raped by him then driving his car drunk and filled with explosives in to Phil Knights home.

Last we checked BK didn't murder anyone. Now OJ...that's another story.
Who was fucking who? Oh wait....isn't that Chetey Petey and some song girls?
Maybe our kicker can also fall off a cliff...maybe that was suicide.....
Drunks.....how about our guy rapes someone, gets popped for DUI then claims he owns the police and gets off with a slap on the wrist. Oh wait...his dad died so that's the fucking excuse. Wait...wasn't that asshole also popped for DUI recently. I guess it doesn't matter if they don't play for your fucking school anymore.

You're so fucking pathetic it's really sad. I pray for you.