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Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:38 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
No surprise the Tories formed a majority government.
The real story is the collapse of the center and the revitilisation of the Left. (New Democrat Party picking up 102 seats).
It's on like Saskatchewan, mutha-fuckah.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:40 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
88 wrote:Perhaps the socialists/leftists have had their day, and a new dawn is emerging.
No. The centrist/populist party headed by a NeoCon Jew bit the dust.
The true proletariat party made Canadian history by gaining 102 seats in Parliament.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:53 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
This is our glorious leader of the New Democratic Party (socialist...
real socialism...not the socialism you Ameri-cunts whinge about)...
JACK LAYTON!
P.S. the gook by his side is his wife...total bitch/dragon lady, but I'd still slip her my spring roll... 
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:55 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
He even looks like Lenin!
I'm not entirely comfortable with this, though...
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 1:04 am
by Dr_Phibes
^^^^
This chick won Berthier - Maskinongé, Quebec for NDP. She's a bartender, doesn't speak French, doesn't live in Quebec and partied in Vegas during the campaign.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 1:07 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dr_Phibes wrote:
Viva la Revolucion!
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 1:11 am
by Dr_Phibes
88 wrote: I seem to recall that conservatives started racking up election wins in Europe in 2009. Perhaps the socialists/leftists have had their day, and a new dawn is emerging. Are you proud of your fellow countrymen today?
They're all the same anyway, economic policy between right and left has been inter-changeable for years in Europe, North America. The talking points differ on the radio slanging matches, but that's just entertainment, so.. who cares?
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 3:30 am
by Dr_Phibes
It's Canadian politics, you started it.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:23 pm
by Goober McTuber
88 wrote:Dr_Phibes wrote:
^^^^
This chick won Berthier - Maskinongé, Quebec for NDP. She's a bartender, doesn't speak French, doesn't live in Quebec and partied in Vegas during the campaign.
If you loan me a bag big enough to slip over her head, I'll slip her a spring roll too.
No shit. Nice beak.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:39 pm
by Tom In VA
What's the bag for ?
She's hot.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:57 pm
by Goober McTuber
No, Tom, she's not.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 1:03 pm
by Tom In VA
Okay, I'll admit, my opinion is purely subjective.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 2:43 pm
by Sirfindafold
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 2:45 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Why are US Marines holding the Canadian flag at the 92 World Series?
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 4:23 pm
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:Why are US Marines holding the Canadian flag at the 92 World Series?
Because the Braves were playing the Blue Jays ass gobbler.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 4:55 pm
by jiminphilly
BSmack wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:Why are US Marines holding the Canadian flag at the 92 World Series?
Because the Braves were playing the Blue Jays ass gobbler.
I think the question is still relevant.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 5:03 pm
by BSmack
jiminphilly wrote:I think the question is still relevant.
No, the correct question would be "Why are US Marines holding the Canadian flag
UPSIDE DOWN at the 92 World Series?
And the answer would be that none of those Marines had probably ever SEEN a Canadian flag before.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 7:39 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
If you had lost (or had not fought) the Revolutionary War, you'd be
South Canada right now.
Your country wouldn't be a backwater banana republic and you'd have health care.
But no....
...you chose
this...
...instead of
this...
Fuckin' Americans
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 7:48 pm
by Sirfindafold
I'd like to have her nose full of nickels.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 8:22 pm
by Goober McTuber
Martyred wrote:...you chose
this...
We didn't choose that. It was appointed.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 8:33 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Point taken.
Still, who would you rather have swinging 'round a pole, getting her garter stuffed with bills?
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 8:35 pm
by BSmack
Martyred wrote:Point taken.
Still, who would you rather have swinging 'round a pole, getting her garter stuffed with bills?
Neither. The girls already working in Niagara Falls, Fort Erie and Welland will do just fine.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:13 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
BSmack wrote:
Neither. The girls Perk's daughter from his first marriage already working in Niagara Falls, Fort Erie and Welland will do just fine.
Tell me you knew... :wink:
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 7:02 pm
by indyfrisco
BSmack wrote:Neither. The girls already working in Niagara Falls, Fort Erie and Welland will do just fine.
FUCKING PIG!!!!!!!!!
Sin,
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 7:18 pm
by Goober McTuber
That's Terry's wife?
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 7:23 pm
by indyfrisco
Fits her stigma round these parts.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:45 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Can we just drop this whole "stigma" nonsense?
I mean, it was funny at first...but feelings are getting hurt. Mine included.
Re: Canada goes Conservative
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:46 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Okay, I changed my mind. Keep going.
Somebody drop-kick Mikey in the face!
