T1B

Let's see how many we can name

Atomic Punk - lives in shanties, fancies panties
Goober McTuber - waxes cock & balls
Screw_Michigan - knows a hot chick when she's dropping her balls in his mouth
IndyFrisco - 27 tvs

GO!

Mgo:

Spray-689 lbs...................on his dinner plate
m2 - Windchime peddling Ren Fairy
Irie - Cock gazing methhead.
PSUFUCKHEAD - Landing strip of shit in his knickers
Screw - Jizzmopper
Toejam- Makes little league team runs laps for shaking other teams hands

mgo

R-Jack - register jockey
ucant - $75 polos
poptart - 9:07
Toddowen - Into pedophilia, incest, and rape. All in all, just a sick fuck.
Derron - shockingly stupid

Ken - Drives a Jetta. Admits his wife is a cuckold. Swears he's not gay.
Dinsdale - Knowledgeable in everything except holding a steady job.
Marty - Commie
Sam - Have bike. Will shoot pictures.
Trev - 1954 values mixed into her vodka
Jsc - murderer

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Derron - shockingly stupid

While I take the others with a grain (or several) of salt, Derron has provided ample evidence of that himself with his own posts.

Others:

Dins: 40-something, semi-unemployed, chain-smoking drunken dopehead, will fuck anything with a pussy and a pulse.
Raydah James: Shaves and oils his "buddies" for their bodybuilding competitions.
Me: lives in a cardboard box despite working (that one is true, just ask AP).

Terry: hen-pecked husband of a black woman who enjoys screaming at innocent men heading into a strip club
BSmack: cheeto-eating fat little fuck
Bootie Lover: spent 3 minutes eating a shit-encrusted sphincter

War Wagon: daughter is a lesbian.
mvscal: employed as a car salesman.
Marty: = Perk (or was that one debunked?)
Shoalzie: lusts after his cousin.
JSC: Likes to run over dogs in his SUV.
Rack Fu, KC Scott and Rumps: Overpaid for their means of transportation.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:mvscal: employed as a car salesman.
Marty: = Perk (or was that one debunked?)

I thought mvscal was a librarian, that's why he is so well-read.

Otis = Perk

Goober McTuber wrote:BSmack: cheeto-eating fat little fuck

In terms of stigmas I'd say he's a lot more famous for being 15 bucks richer.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:BSmack: cheeto-eating fat little fuck

In terms of stigmas I'd say he's a lot more famous for being 15 bucks richer.

I go back a bit further than you do, but on this board you’re probably right.

Wolfman: crotchety
old knee-jerk
right-winger with
fat fingers

Just curious as to why we finally settled on 27 tvs for me. 17 was the true number. I believe Screw, Goober or BSmack kept adding to the total. Just wondering why we stopped at 27. Been 27 for awhile now.

IndyFrisco wrote:Just curious as to why we finally settled on 27 tvs for me. 17 was the true number. I believe Screw, Goober or BSmack kept adding to the total. Just wondering why we stopped at 27. Been 27 for awhile now.

Market fluctuations, bro. It's sorta how my Polo shirts ended up at $75. They were initially selling at $65 then skyrocketed to $105 before settling in at the current number. I expect your TVs to level off at 20.

Gotcha. Plus, I forgot the tsunami effect in Japan. Japs not making tvs so supply is low.

KC Scott - photographic memory of what you look like, especially dudes with big arms and chest muscles.
BSmack - absolves Steelers players of any wrong doing, especially rape.
War Wagon - banned from Scott's pool because he wouldn't remove his shirt. Has stalking issues with Ana.
- appeared on Leno. Has lifetime 'bode except even GPete will get laid before he will.

jiminphilly - plagiarizing, abused husband not allowed to leave house without wearing a shock collar.

War Wagon wrote:jiminphilly - plagiarizing, abused husband not allowed to leave house without wearing a shock collar.

excellent.
Spreadsheet alert - I'm (soon to be) divorced.

that's too bad, jim. the short leash befit you. :P

Goober McTuber wrote:I go back a bit further than you do

Is that right? Just how far back do you go, exactly?

Sudden Sam wrote:

jiminphilly wrote: I'm (soon to be) divorced.

Congrats?

Depends what he's on the hook for.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Just how far back do you go, exactly?

With BSmack? Honksville. Elba (on the outside looking in). Some other long-forgotten boards.

In general? I invented the wheel. Just ask Spray.

jiminphilly wrote:

War Wagon wrote:jiminphilly - plagiarizing, abused husband not allowed to leave house without wearing a shock collar.

excellent.
Spreadsheet alert - I'm (soon to be) divorced.

Does this mean you will be allowed to make your own picks?

BSmack wrote:

jiminphilly wrote:

War Wagon wrote:jiminphilly - plagiarizing, abused husband not allowed to leave house without wearing a shock collar.

excellent.
Spreadsheet alert - I'm (soon to be) divorced.

Does this mean you will be allowed to make your own picks?

Damn right. Got that in the divorce decree.

IndyFrisco wrote:Just curious as to why we finally settled on 27 tvs for me. 17 was the true number. I believe Screw, Goober or BSmack kept adding to the total. Just wondering why we stopped at 27. Been 27 for awhile now.

Hey, just be thankful you've managed to replace your old stigma..."skilled at the art of fellatio."

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Hey, just be thankful you've managed to replace your old stigma..."skilled at the art of fellatio."

Not a chance that will ever be forgotten.

But since I_Fellate was such a good sport about it, he gets a pass... until such time as it needs to be brought back up again.

Diego = young lust

Jsc = maintaining the plantation his ancestors whipped mvscals to death on

Screwey = devaluing the term "journalism"

B_Smack = friendship means never having to say "Oh, here's the money I owe you..."

smackaholic = being a moron

m2 = plagiarism

KC Scott = guy-on-guy hook ups and personal info archivist

Coogs = enormous spouse

Martyred wrote:m2 = plagiarism

I thought that was KC Paul?

BSmack wrote:

Martyred wrote:m2 = plagiarism

I thought that was KC Paul?

I meant with alleged cell phone pics.

BSmack wrote:

Martyred wrote:m2 = plagiarism

I thought that was KC Paul?

Nope...that's FAT FUCKING RETARD

DallasFanatic wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Martyred wrote:m2 = plagiarism

I thought that was KC Paul?

Nope...that's FAT FUCKING RETARD

Well that too.

m2: Travels country as part of a Ren Faire troup, hawks windchimes, Al Bundy-esque high school football career.

Ana Ng - Sweater meat
Katy - Travels to other countries to bone vertically challenged truck drivers
LV - Real life Alliance member, power hungry alpha female whom all the .netters lust after
SG - Banging his sister
Mike Backer - Tossed Mark Cuban's salad by proxxy
Sirfindafold - Who gives a fuck?
JtR - JtR

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: LV - alpha female

Thought you had to be attractive to be an alpha female.

Terry in Crapchester wrote: mvscal: employed as a car salesman.

Huh? First time I've heard that one.

I'm not exactly what you might call a "people person" so you can safely rule out sales of any kind.

War Wagon wrote:But since I_Fellate was such a good sport about it, he gets a pass... until such time as it needs to be brought back up again.

You may think I got a pass, but it still follows me every day. No matter how many times I want to run cock gobbling smack on someone, I have to hold back.

Some here could learn to not use smack ammo that can be KCed right back at them whether it is legit or not. In fact, I told AP a long time ago to roll with the panty pic smack and embrace it or it will never die. Technically, it WILL never die just like the fellatio faux pas, but as Mgo pointed out, it can be replaced. If whoever is attempting to smack you sees it doesn't get under your skin, they lose interest and attempt to find another avenue.

mvscal wrote:I'm not exactly what you might call a "people person".

Sig material.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Shoalzie: lusts after his cousin.

Not that it matters to any of you but my mom and that guy split up a few months ago so she never will be my step-cousin and she got married in the last year or so anyway and I've been involved with someone for almost 15 months...but I'll let you guys still hang onto that one if you want.

me-landscaping expert.

TiVO-bitterest fukk to ever log onto the interwebs.

mvscal wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote: mvscal: employed as a car salesman.

Huh? First time I've heard that one.

I'm not exactly what you might call a "people person" so you can safely rule out sales of any kind.

parking lot attendant.

BSmack wrote:

Martyred wrote:m2 = plagiarism

I thought that was KC Paul?

He got busted by me in BTPCFB a while back and by mgo in the college hoops forum a few months after that. Hell, even the Eminem looking pic with lipstick that we associate with Toolio was a outted back in TOT. The only reason it stuck was because it was too faggoty looking to NOT accept it as him.