T1B

Today was the non-European Embassy Day here in the beautiful District of Columbia and I thought I'd share some photos with you rotting shitbags. For you uncultured fucks, Embassy Day is when all the embassies host open houses and invite the public. Lots of them sell food and cultural delicacies (although they should be giving away this shit for free).

Here is the Pakistani Embassy, my friend works here. There were a lot of hot PK women at the PK embassy. I wonder if it is a cultural thing. My friend is marrying a PK woman. She is pretty hot and is really laid back. I should look into PK women.


Here is the PK Embassy. One of the sweet things about the embassy tours are all the different architectural styles of the embassies.


Not open today. Didn't know Malaysia was an arab state.


Front of the Malaysian Embassy


Nigerian Embassy. This one was pretty cool.




Traditional dancing at the Nigerian Embassy.


Beating the drums like Tarddowen flogs his meat.


Traditional dancing


Yes, that is an alligator-skinned wallet in front of you.


UAE Embassy






Inside the Egyptian Embassy


Fountain inside the lobby of the Egyptian Embassy


Old guys playing music


Sirfuckafist made an appearance






Obviously not participating.


Marty's friends, probably busy plotting his demise.


Zionist Embassy front




Dish of food at the Ghana embassy


Staircase inside the Ghana embassy. Probably the most beautiful embassy I saw all day. The place looks like an Embassy Suits from the inside.








A wood xylophone at the Ghana Embassy




Front of the Bangladesh embassy


For Diego


Bangladeshi art inside the embassy.


Yours for $2k.




Inside the courtyard of the Ethiopian Embassy




Inside the Ethopian Embassy


Art inside the Ethiopian embassy


This woman was serving a certain kind of Ethiopian coffee. She didn't have any when I saw her so I couldn't try it.


Not participating today. I wonder why. All these Middle Eastern embassies (or should I say arab embassies) are located right next to each other in the Van Ness 'hood of NW DC.


Not participating.






The embassy of our debtors.


They built this bitch when I first moved here using Chinese laborers so they could pay them peanuts. I think they put them up at the Days Inn on CT Ave.


Singapore Embassy




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Screw_Michigan wrote: Not open today. Didn't know Malaysia was an arab state.

That is because it's not, dumbfukk. It is however predominantly muzzie.

Rack the PET, btw.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Today was the non-European Embassy Day here in the beautiful District of Columbia and I thought I'd share some photos with you rotting shitbags. For you uncultured fucks, Embassy Day is when all the embassies host open houses and invite the public. Lots of them sell food and cultural delicacies (although they should be giving away this shit for free).

This rotting, uncultured shitbag appreciates the PET. Good work, Screw. It was like garage sale day at the local subdivision, just on a larger scale.

Screw_Michigan wrote: My friend is marrying a PK woman. She is pretty hot and is really laid back.

Word.
PK's in general are pretty laid back. RACK 'em all. Good times.

Sin

Several years ago I was playing chess online with this guy said he was from Pakistan. We had a bit of a conversation in between moves. I tried to compliment him being from Pakistan and he was all like, at least I'm not AP.

I think you'd do well dating a Paki woman, especially one that's divorced her Paki husband - you'll move to VA where we have concealed carry pretty quick.

88 wrote:What a waste of money. Typical DC.

You know you don't mean that.

Tom In VA wrote:I think you'd do well dating a Paki woman,

I worry that her gushl would no longer be valid when she drops her balls in Screw's mouth.

War Wagon wrote:This rotting, uncultured shitbag appreciates the PET. Good work, Screw. It was like garage sale day at the local subdivision, just on a larger scale.

I appreciate the kind words, Whitey. Was hoping we could have a T1B Summit up at Camp David someday. I could make a few phone calls, get a weekend up there. It would be a good time and I'd make sure we had plenty of whores and Bell's Beer up there.

RACK the PET.

Rack the PET.

Actually, these embassy compounds are typical of all embassies in all countries.

Kinda like The World Showcase at EPCOT except for real.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Staircase inside the Ghana embassy. Probably the most beautiful embassy I saw all day. The place looks like an Embassy Suits from the inside.

Your idea of beautiful architecture is an Embassy Suites? Kill yourself, you pathetic testicle-juggler.

But rack your PET.

88 wrote:None of the embassies you visited should be larger than an old Fotomat.

I wasn't aware you where whining about the size of the embassies, but I would agree with you for the most part. The Canadian embassy in particular is fucking HUGE. You could have concerts in there.

Rack the Fotomart blast.