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Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 10:58 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Today was the non-European Embassy Day here in the beautiful District of Columbia and I thought I'd share some photos with you rotting shitbags. For you uncultured fucks, Embassy Day is when all the embassies host open houses and invite the public. Lots of them sell food and cultural delicacies (although they should be giving away this shit for free).

Here is the Pakistani Embassy, my friend works here. There were a lot of hot PK women at the PK embassy. I wonder if it is a cultural thing. My friend is marrying a PK woman. She is pretty hot and is really laid back. I should look into PK women.
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Here is the PK Embassy. One of the sweet things about the embassy tours are all the different architectural styles of the embassies.
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Not open today. Didn't know Malaysia was an arab state.
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Front of the Malaysian Embassy
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Nigerian Embassy. This one was pretty cool.
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Traditional dancing at the Nigerian Embassy.
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Beating the drums like Tarddowen flogs his meat.
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Traditional dancing
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Yes, that is an alligator-skinned wallet in front of you.
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UAE Embassy
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Inside the Egyptian Embassy
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Fountain inside the lobby of the Egyptian Embassy
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Old guys playing music
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Sirfuckafist made an appearance
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Obviously not participating.
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Marty's friends, probably busy plotting his demise.
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Zionist Embassy front
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Dish of food at the Ghana embassy
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Staircase inside the Ghana embassy. Probably the most beautiful embassy I saw all day. The place looks like an Embassy Suits from the inside.
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A wood xylophone at the Ghana Embassy
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Front of the Bangladesh embassy
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For Diego
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Bangladeshi art inside the embassy.
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Yours for $2k.
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Inside the courtyard of the Ethiopian Embassy
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Inside the Ethopian Embassy
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Art inside the Ethiopian embassy
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This woman was serving a certain kind of Ethiopian coffee. She didn't have any when I saw her so I couldn't try it.
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Not participating today. I wonder why. All these Middle Eastern embassies (or should I say arab embassies) are located right next to each other in the Van Ness 'hood of NW DC.
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Not participating.
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The embassy of our debtors.
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They built this bitch when I first moved here using Chinese laborers so they could pay them peanuts. I think they put them up at the Days Inn on CT Ave.
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Singapore Embassy
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Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 11:39 pm
by smackaholic
Screw_Michigan wrote: Not open today. Didn't know Malaysia was an arab state.
That is because it's not, dumbfukk. It is however predominantly muzzie.

Rack the PET, btw.

Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 2:17 am
by War Wagon
Screw_Michigan wrote:Today was the non-European Embassy Day here in the beautiful District of Columbia and I thought I'd share some photos with you rotting shitbags. For you uncultured fucks, Embassy Day is when all the embassies host open houses and invite the public. Lots of them sell food and cultural delicacies (although they should be giving away this shit for free).
This rotting, uncultured shitbag appreciates the PET. Good work, Screw. It was like garage sale day at the local subdivision, just on a larger scale.

Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 2:28 am
by R-Jack
Screw_Michigan wrote: My friend is marrying a PK woman. She is pretty hot and is really laid back.

Word.
PK's in general are pretty laid back. RACK 'em all. Good times.

Sin

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Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 2:50 am
by War Wagon
Several years ago I was playing chess online with this guy said he was from Pakistan. We had a bit of a conversation in between moves. I tried to compliment him being from Pakistan and he was all like, at least I'm not AP.

Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:09 am
by Tom In VA
I think you'd do well dating a Paki woman, especially one that's divorced her Paki husband - you'll move to VA where we have concealed carry pretty quick. :lol:

Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:21 am
by Screw_Michigan
88 wrote:What a waste of money. Typical DC.
You know you don't mean that.

Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 4:23 am
by R-Jack
Tom In VA wrote:I think you'd do well dating a Paki woman,
I worry that her gushl would no longer be valid when she drops her balls in Screw's mouth.

Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 6:07 am
by Screw_Michigan
War Wagon wrote:This rotting, uncultured shitbag appreciates the PET. Good work, Screw. It was like garage sale day at the local subdivision, just on a larger scale.
I appreciate the kind words, Whitey. Was hoping we could have a T1B Summit up at Camp David someday. I could make a few phone calls, get a weekend up there. It would be a good time and I'd make sure we had plenty of whores and Bell's Beer up there.

Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 10:28 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
RACK the PET.

:bode:

Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 9:04 pm
by jiminphilly
Rack the PET.

Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 11:54 pm
by Carson
Actually, these embassy compounds are typical of all embassies in all countries.

Kinda like The World Showcase at EPCOT except for real.

Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 12:40 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:Staircase inside the Ghana embassy. Probably the most beautiful embassy I saw all day. The place looks like an Embassy Suits from the inside.
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Your idea of beautiful architecture is an Embassy Suites? Kill yourself, you pathetic testicle-juggler.

But rack your PET.

Re: Non-Euro Embassy Day in DC --- PET

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:16 pm
by Screw_Michigan
88 wrote:None of the embassies you visited should be larger than an old Fotomat.

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I wasn't aware you where whining about the size of the embassies, but I would agree with you for the most part. The Canadian embassy in particular is fucking HUGE. You could have concerts in there.

Rack the Fotomart blast.