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swamp people

Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 10:58 pm
by smackaholic
A few months back there was some mention here of swamp people. Watched those crazy cajuns hunter gators for awhile last season, but thought the show was kinda running out of steam as driving a boat through the swamp and shooting gators in the head kinda looses it's appeal after you've seen it a few hundred times.

This season is better thanks to Mitchell and Glenn.

http://www.history.com/shows/swamp-peop ... hell-guist

Anybody see these fukkers?

Coupla brothers from wayyyyyyy back in the swamp who look like they might have 46 chromosomes..... between them....maybe.

As with all the other swamp people, they throw up subtitles even though they are speaking english. With most of the others, I think the subtitles are done for effect as a form of neck smack. This is not the case with Mitch and Glen. Subtitles are absolutely necessary. These 2 are pretty stingy with words. They mostly laugh. One does about 90% of the actual talking.

At first I thought that all the giggling was just the result of having a family tree resembling a telephone pole, but, I doubt that's it. I think maybe Glenn and Mitch just might be growing a little weed back there. Actually, I think they are growing an assload of weed and smoking every leaf of it themselves.

Check these fukkers out if you haven't. Hollywood couldn't come up with a better swamp neck if it tried.

Re: swamp people

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:40 am
by Capt. Sig
That show sucks.

Re: swamp people

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:59 am
by smackaholic
kinda like your mom.

Re: swamp people

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:35 pm
by DiT
mom smack always makes me laugh

Re: swamp people

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 12:50 am
by R-Jack
Jsc810 wrote:
smackaholic wrote:As with all the other swamp people, they throw up subtitles even though they are speaking english. With most of the others, I think the subtitles are done for effect as a form of neck smack.
Watching that you might think everyone in Louisiana talks like that.
No shit. The guy who does the captions would shoot himself in the fucking head if he had to translate for the rest of the residents.