Joke
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:00 pm
What does 80 year old pussy taste like?
Depends.
Depends.
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Re: Joke
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:05 pm
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:09 pm
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Re: Joke
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:16 pm
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:F
Are you crazy? I rocked many parties with that joke in the 80's. It's got staying power.
Re: Joke
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:25 pm
On what?Sirfindafold wrote:What does 80 year old pussy taste like?
Depends.
Re: Joke
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:33 pm
A young divorcee' was sitting at a bar one night when she noticed a young, attractive black man just a few stools away. She'd never seen for herself if the stories about black men were true, so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink.
One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the women stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither pose and whispered " okay, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man, show me what you young black boys do best." So he beat the shit out of her and stole her purse.
One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the women stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither pose and whispered " okay, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man, show me what you young black boys do best." So he beat the shit out of her and stole her purse.
Re: Joke
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:37 pm
Re: Joke
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 7:52 pm
A+Sirfindafold wrote:A young divorcee' was sitting at a bar one night when she noticed a young, attractive black man just a few stools away. She'd never seen for herself if the stories about black men were true, so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink.
One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the women stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither pose and whispered " okay, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man, show me what you young black boys do best." So he beat the shit out of her and stole her purse.
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 6:31 pm
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 6:32 pm
You really are a tedious simpleton, you know that?
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 6:35 pm
That, sir, is a slap in the face to tedious simpletons everywhere.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You really are a tedious simpleton, you know that?
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 7:02 pm
Whats the difference between St Patricks Day and MLK Day?
On St Patricks Day, "everyone" is Irish.
On St Patricks Day, "everyone" is Irish.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:27 pm
Rumps and his better 9/10ths are turning in after a romantic evening. They have had plenty of wine and gravy so love is in the air. As Rumps gets on top of her to make love, he wispers into her ear "Can we shut the lights before we make love?" She giggles and asks him "aw, what's the matter baby? You feeling shy tonight?"
"Not at all" replied Rumps. "But the light on the ceiling fan is burning my ass"
"Not at all" replied Rumps. "But the light on the ceiling fan is burning my ass"