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5/21

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:13 pm
by Bizzarofelice
fukkos.

Ric Jensen can't save you now.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:24 pm
by Dinsdale
While our situation is indeed dire, DO NOT underestimate Ric Jensen.

Sweet reset-btw-imo.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:50 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
RACK the Bizz-o for clearing the fences.

8)

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:01 pm
by Bucmonkey
Damnit, why am I still here? :x

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:11 pm
by smackaholic
It's T+9 minutes here on the east coast.

can we get a T1B roll call to find out who exactly survived the rapture?

nice to be a chosen one as are the wife and cockblock. lil miss smackaholic is either at work or with her boyfriend.....i think. hope she made it too.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:15 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
poptart is praying as hard as he can.

"Don't leave me here, DAMN YOU!"

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:37 pm
by Bizzarofelice
despite the situation, Pastor Bob resets are not funy.





hey Dins, Ric Jensen resets are ten years old. you're fucking ancient.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 12:06 am
by Dinsdale
Bizzarofelice wrote:hey Dins, Ric Jensen resets are ten years old. you're fucking ancient.

So is 98% of everyone else here.

You crackin me for remembering Ric Jensen?

THE MAN WAS A FREAKING HERO!!!!!

Not only did he save millions of lives on that darkest of days, he managed to snap a sweet pic of some due in a doofy hat on top of the WTC with a 757 in the background.

I beleve he also shot Bin Laden and cured herpes.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:16 am
by Mikey
smackaholic wrote:It's T+9 minutes here on the east coast.

can we get a T1B roll call to find out who exactly survived the rapture?

nice to be a chosen one as are the wife and cockblock. lil miss smackaholic is either at work or with her boyfriend.....i think. hope she made it too.
T+16 out here and I'm still around.

Glad I didn't give my stereo away.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:31 am
by Diego in Seattle
Did Phelpstart get his satellite yet?

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:37 am
by smackaholic
lil miss smack just got home. so, we are 4 for 4......til, what is it, october something?

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:51 am
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:lil miss smack just got home. so, we are 4 for 4......til, what is it, october something?
sinners.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 2:11 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:lil miss smack just got home. so, we are 4 for 4......til, what is it, october something?
sinners.
Well, sure...lil miss smack and her boyfriend were probably fucking like Capuchin monkeys while high on bath salts, but really that's none of your business.

Judge not, lest ye be judged. - poptart

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 2:28 am
by BSmack
Martyred wrote:
BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:lil miss smack just got home. so, we are 4 for 4......til, what is it, october something?
sinners.
Well, sure...lil miss smack and her boyfriend were probably fucking like Capuchin monkeys while high on bath salts, but really that's none of your business.

Judge not, lest ye be judged. - poptart
Don't be afraid of shower rape - KC Scott

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:21 am
by Dinsdale
Worst

End Times

EVER

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:22 am
by Dinsdale
Although I'm in a room with people watching Lemonheads videos, and I'm posting om T1B, so I may indeed have gone to Hell.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 4:56 am
by Mikey
Papa Willie wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_iceland_volcano

It was ICELAND, you stupid FUCKS! :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds:
Grimsvotn

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:24 pm
by Felix
Dinsdale wrote:Worst

End Times

EVER
got to agree.....this one definitely was a bigger disappointment that September 6, 1994

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:34 pm
by R-Jack
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Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 5:32 pm
by Ana Ng
I'm just bummered all the Christians are still here.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 6:49 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Ana Ng wrote:I'm just bummered all the Christians are still here.
Wurd. I'd miss a couple family members, but other than that, I could do without 'em. BTW, has Harold Camping come out of the woodwork yet?

"Uhh, errr, I forgot to carry the one."

Re: 5/21

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 1:02 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Toddowen wrote:Plenty of others besides Christians that wouldn't be missed.
Well, of course, but this thread is about rapturing Christians, you dimwitted sloth.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 1:30 pm
by Goober McTuber
Toddowen wrote:From a personal POV....I was all ready and set to go last night.
What's holding you back?


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Re: 5/21

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 1:45 pm
by Goober McTuber
And how do they celebrate the world not ending up in Screwy's neck of the woods?
A celebration that the end of the world had not come turned tragic for a group of Michigan teens when one of their friends went missing in the Kalamazoo River.

Jordan Skinner-Knapp told the Kalamazoo Gazette that he, along with a group of five of his friends jumped off a bridge into the river to celebrate that the world did not come to an end.

After they landed in the swift current, Jordan said he watched in horror as his friend Anthony Thompson was overwhelmed by the water.

"The current overtook him and I tried to pull him out but he kept trying to pull me down and I couldn't get him out of the river," Jordan told WWMT-TV.

Jordan told the newspaper that he had told Anthony, who didn't know how to swim, not to jump.

But Anthony was swept away – to the horror of his friends and bystanders, including a Little League team who rushed to the side of the river when they heard him screaming and saw him with his hands waving in the air.

Emergency workers began searching the area using jet skis and boats, but did not find anything before calling off the search late Saturday night.

Kalamazoo County Sheriff Richard Fuller said the search would begin again on Sunday.

"We're looking for any possibility that he's alive," he told the newspaper.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 1:59 pm
by Screw_Michigan
That's Shoalzie's neck of the woods, you ignorant little tardling.

Re: 5/21

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 2:10 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:That's Shoalzie's neck of the woods, you ignorant little tardling.
Isn't that where you went to "college", Screwball?