5/21
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:13 pm
fukkos.
Ric Jensen can't save you now.
Ric Jensen can't save you now.
While our situation is indeed dire, DO NOT underestimate Ric Jensen.
Sweet reset-btw-imo.
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Re: 5/21
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:24 pm
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:50 pm
RACK the Bizz-o for clearing the fences.
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:01 pm
Damnit, why am I still here? :x
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:11 pm
It's T+9 minutes here on the east coast.
can we get a T1B roll call to find out who exactly survived the rapture?
nice to be a chosen one as are the wife and cockblock. lil miss smackaholic is either at work or with her boyfriend.....i think. hope she made it too.
can we get a T1B roll call to find out who exactly survived the rapture?
nice to be a chosen one as are the wife and cockblock. lil miss smackaholic is either at work or with her boyfriend.....i think. hope she made it too.
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:15 pm
poptart is praying as hard as he can.
"Don't leave me here, DAMN YOU!"
"Don't leave me here, DAMN YOU!"
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:37 pm
despite the situation, Pastor Bob resets are not funy.
hey Dins, Ric Jensen resets are ten years old. you're fucking ancient.
hey Dins, Ric Jensen resets are ten years old. you're fucking ancient.
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 12:06 am
Bizzarofelice wrote:hey Dins, Ric Jensen resets are ten years old. you're fucking ancient.
So is 98% of everyone else here.
You crackin me for remembering Ric Jensen?
THE MAN WAS A FREAKING HERO!!!!!
Not only did he save millions of lives on that darkest of days, he managed to snap a sweet pic of some due in a doofy hat on top of the WTC with a 757 in the background.
I beleve he also shot Bin Laden and cured herpes.
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:16 am
T+16 out here and I'm still around.smackaholic wrote:It's T+9 minutes here on the east coast.
can we get a T1B roll call to find out who exactly survived the rapture?
nice to be a chosen one as are the wife and cockblock. lil miss smackaholic is either at work or with her boyfriend.....i think. hope she made it too.
Glad I didn't give my stereo away.
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:31 am
Did Phelpstart get his satellite yet?
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:37 am
lil miss smack just got home. so, we are 4 for 4......til, what is it, october something?
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:51 am
sinners.smackaholic wrote:lil miss smack just got home. so, we are 4 for 4......til, what is it, october something?
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 2:11 am
Well, sure...lil miss smack and her boyfriend were probably fucking like Capuchin monkeys while high on bath salts, but really that's none of your business.BSmack wrote:sinners.smackaholic wrote:lil miss smack just got home. so, we are 4 for 4......til, what is it, october something?
Judge not, lest ye be judged. - poptart
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 2:28 am
Don't be afraid of shower rape - KC ScottMartyred wrote:Well, sure...lil miss smack and her boyfriend were probably fucking like Capuchin monkeys while high on bath salts, but really that's none of your business.BSmack wrote:sinners.smackaholic wrote:lil miss smack just got home. so, we are 4 for 4......til, what is it, october something?
Judge not, lest ye be judged. - poptart
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:21 am
Worst
End Times
EVER
End Times
EVER
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:22 am
Although I'm in a room with people watching Lemonheads videos, and I'm posting om T1B, so I may indeed have gone to Hell.
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 4:56 am
Grimsvotn
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:24 pm
got to agree.....this one definitely was a bigger disappointment that September 6, 1994Dinsdale wrote:Worst
End Times
EVER
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 1:34 pm
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 5:32 pm
I'm just bummered all the Christians are still here.
Re: 5/21
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 6:49 pm
Wurd. I'd miss a couple family members, but other than that, I could do without 'em. BTW, has Harold Camping come out of the woodwork yet?Ana Ng wrote:I'm just bummered all the Christians are still here.
"Uhh, errr, I forgot to carry the one."
Re: 5/21
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 1:02 pm
Well, of course, but this thread is about rapturing Christians, you dimwitted sloth.Toddowen wrote:Plenty of others besides Christians that wouldn't be missed.
Re: 5/21
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 1:30 pm
What's holding you back?Toddowen wrote:From a personal POV....I was all ready and set to go last night.
Re: 5/21
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 1:45 pm
And how do they celebrate the world not ending up in Screwy's neck of the woods?
A celebration that the end of the world had not come turned tragic for a group of Michigan teens when one of their friends went missing in the Kalamazoo River.
Jordan Skinner-Knapp told the Kalamazoo Gazette that he, along with a group of five of his friends jumped off a bridge into the river to celebrate that the world did not come to an end.
After they landed in the swift current, Jordan said he watched in horror as his friend Anthony Thompson was overwhelmed by the water.
"The current overtook him and I tried to pull him out but he kept trying to pull me down and I couldn't get him out of the river," Jordan told WWMT-TV.
Jordan told the newspaper that he had told Anthony, who didn't know how to swim, not to jump.
But Anthony was swept away – to the horror of his friends and bystanders, including a Little League team who rushed to the side of the river when they heard him screaming and saw him with his hands waving in the air.
Emergency workers began searching the area using jet skis and boats, but did not find anything before calling off the search late Saturday night.
Kalamazoo County Sheriff Richard Fuller said the search would begin again on Sunday.
"We're looking for any possibility that he's alive," he told the newspaper.
Re: 5/21
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 1:59 pm
That's Shoalzie's neck of the woods, you ignorant little tardling.
Re: 5/21
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 2:10 pm
Isn't that where you went to "college", Screwball?Screw_Michigan wrote:That's Shoalzie's neck of the woods, you ignorant little tardling.