Put your damn glass down, darkie

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed May 25, 2011 10:34 am

- The Queen

ROTFLMAO!

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:08 pm

He doesn't cover his heart during The Star Spangled Banner.

He toasts during God Save The Queen.

Our leader...lol

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:32 pm

I thought you were all busy and shit, 'tart?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:57 pm

Probably would have been much more presidential for Obama to vomit on the queen.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:16 pm

S_M wrote:I thought you were all busy and shit, 'tart?

I am/was.

But I got called in here - by a PMer, a Gobbler question-to-poptart thread, and a Marty question-to-poptart thread.

Then Scott's mid-life crisis was playing out before our eyes, and no self-respecting Raiduh fan is going to miss out on that.

I'll be out again soon.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:56 pm

Carson wrote:He doesn't cover his heart during The Star Spangled Banner.

He toasts during God Save The Queen.

Our leader...lol

And he's gonna get re-elected on a foreign policy platform. How does that taste?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed May 25, 2011 1:57 pm

Carson wrote:He doesn't cover his heart during The Star Spangled Banner.

Been to a ballgame lately? He'd be just like 75% of the crowd.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed May 25, 2011 2:30 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:And he's gonna get re-elected on a foreign policy platform

I laughed.

Dumbfuck

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 25, 2011 2:44 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:And he's gonna get re-elected

Better?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed May 25, 2011 2:51 pm

Erkel in Chief

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed May 25, 2011 5:20 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Probably would have been much more presidential for Obama to vomit on the queen.

More presidential, no. More American, yes

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed May 25, 2011 5:24 pm

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed May 25, 2011 6:59 pm

I must toast...The Queen

Sin,

Reggie Obama

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed May 25, 2011 10:26 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:And he's gonna get re-elected
Better?

Not much. It depends on who the Republicans run. Their field is weak but, if Rick Perry runs, the game is over. He has a proven track record of economic success and job creation and isn't too much of a woo woo on social issues.

He would destroy Oporchmonkey whose proven track record is one of unmitigated disaster and embarassing ineptitude.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed May 25, 2011 11:05 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Carson wrote:He doesn't cover his heart during The Star Spangled Banner.
Been to a ballgame lately? He'd be just like 75% of the crowd.

And 50% of the players who spit their chew juice during the same.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu May 26, 2011 12:18 am

Roach wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Probably would have been much more presidential for Obama to vomit on the queen.
Nice reset Goobs, here's the video of Bush hurling on the Emperor of Japan

Bush was actually ill. Obluegum is just a clueless fucktard.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 26, 2011 12:46 am

mvscal wrote:
Roach wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Probably would have been much more presidential for Obama to vomit on the queen.
Nice reset Goobs, here's the video of Bush hurling on the Emperor of Japan

Bush was actually ill. Obluegum is just a clueless fucktard.

I found it all very amusing. Just curious, why did someone queue up "God Save The Old Cunt" while Obama was making his toast anyway?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu May 26, 2011 2:59 am

Because they were in the old cunt's crib, dumbfukk.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:04 am

Carson wrote:Because they were in the old cunt's crib, dumbfukk.

Yes, but why did they start playing the tune when they did, you toothless fucking gimp?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:07 am

Kinda like when they start playing the music at the Oscars...to get him to STFU.

Quit trying to defend this slappy, commie.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:16 am

Goober wrote:Yes, but why did they start playing the tune when they did?

I think Barry was supposed to stop and pause for the playing of the anthem after he made the toast proposal.

But he didn't stop talking so the anthem could be played.
So... they just went ahead with the music, at which point he should have had the good sense to shut his hole.

The fact that he kept rambling on, and then had his toast cockblocked by the Queen with an indifferent, "Get fucked, asshat" look, is overwhelmingly hilarious.

RACK that!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:16 am

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:17 am

Carson wrote:Kinda like when they start playing the music at the Oscars...to get him to STFU.

Really? What tune can we play to get you to STFU? Seriously. Why did someone queue up "God Save The Queen" at that particular moment? You're not the least bit curious as to why someone wanted to embarrass your president? Why do you hate America?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:20 am

YOUR president was embarrassing HIMSELF and America.

Why do you self-loathe your citizenship, cunt?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:29 am

Carson wrote:YOUR president was embarrassing HIMSELF and America.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:37 am

OK, pull up the "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" and "I have often looked at other women with lust" clips while you're at it, hack.

Face it, Obongo is totally clueless and his advisors are iodots.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:52 am

mvscal wrote:Their field is weak but, if Rick Perry runs, the game is over. He has a proven track record of economic success and job creation and isn't too much of a woo woo on social issues.

Try telling that to the hundreds of teachers who are losing their jobs next week.

Perry is a buffoon.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:52 am

Carson wrote:YOUR president ...........................

Why do you self-loathe your citizenship, cunt?

The Deciders better get that facepalm smilie up and running really soon.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu May 26, 2011 4:01 am

poptart wrote:the Queen

Fuck that over privileged old cunt.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu May 26, 2011 5:46 am

Go Coogs' wrote:Try telling that to the hundreds of teachers who are losing their jobs next week.

You say that like it's a bad thing. They're fucking spongers and their dead weight can't be supported by the taxpayers any longer.

That is exactly what we need right now.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu May 26, 2011 5:57 am

First of all, the dithering dolt in the palace who jumped the gun on the music is probably fired already. Barry handled the blunder with aplomb. Perhaps the slight was indeed a bit intended--a shot across the bough that Palestinian statehood is on.

But really, what's this dripping spoor?..

mvscal wrote: It depends on who the Republicans run. Their field is weak but, if Rick Perry runs, the game is over. He has a proven track record of economic success and job creation and isn't too much of a "woo woo" on social issues.

He would destroy Oporchmonkey whose proven track record is one of unmitigated disaster and embarassing ineptitude.

What new level of paid hack sputtering is this? Rick Perry? That's who you actually support? His draconian obliviousness has been rejected at every turn. He's like Scott Walker's retarded brother--or what? He's gone--Walker too--and the rest of these malignant moronic shills.

WW

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu May 26, 2011 6:00 am

So you think a kid can obtain a decent education when he or she is sitting with 40+ other kids in a classroom that is really suited for 30 students? You're setting the teacher up to fail. Plain and simple.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu May 26, 2011 6:44 am

Go Coogs' wrote:So you think a kid can obtain a decent education when he or she is sitting with 40+ other kids in a classroom that is really suited for 30 students? You're setting the teacher up to fail. Plain and simple.

I honestly don't give a flying fuck about public education. You get the education you can afford. If you can't afford one, grab a shovel and dig ditches for a living.

As for Texas it might be losing a couple hundred teachers, but it has created more private sector jobs over the last 10 years than any other state in the union. There isn't even a close second.

Facts are facts. While the rest of the country has been sucking horsecock, Texas has been rolling right along. It's doing well because it limits government to affordable levels and encourages private sector growth. Intelligent people understand that there is no government without a private sector to pay for it.

http://www.timesrecordnews.com/news/201 ... -creation/

http://www.twc.state.tx.us/svcs/commrs/012510chr.pdf

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu May 26, 2011 6:50 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:First of all, the dithering dolt .... rejected at every turn

Speaking of dithering dolts being rejected at every turn...

Obama budget receives zero votes in Senate
By Jordan Fabian - 05/25/11 06:14 PM ET

No senators voted for President Obama's 2012 budget when it came up for a vote in the Senate Wednesday. A procedural vote to move forward on the president's plan failed 0-97.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing- ... in-senate-

0 to 97. Let that number marinate in your dome for awhile. ZERO to NINETY-SEVEN.

Hmmm. Ouch. I guess NOBODY is buying what that stupid asshole is selling. Well, except for a you and a few other morons.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu May 26, 2011 7:23 am

No senators voted for President Obama's 2012 budget when it came up for a vote in the Senate Wednesday. A procedural vote to move forward on the president's plan failed 0-97.

LOL

Shit, if you can't at least get a handful of freaking senators to vote in favor of a spend-heavy budget you truly do have your head jacked WAY---> up your ass.

Pretty much like not being able to get laid in a whorehouse, isn't it?

What a disasterous loser this guy is.

"To the Queen"

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu May 26, 2011 7:26 am

poptart wrote:
No senators voted for President Obama's 2012 budget when it came up for a vote in the Senate Wednesday. A procedural vote to move forward on the president's plan failed 0-97.
LOL

Shit, if you can't at least get a handful of freaking senators to vote in favor of a spend-heavy budget you truly do have your head jacked WAY---> up your ass.

LOL is right.

...said Don Stewart, a spokesman for Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) "Not a single Democrat voted for it. We’d vote on the Democrats’ budget, too ... but they don’t have one."

They didn't have one last year either. In fact, we still don't have a 2011 budget.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu May 26, 2011 6:57 pm

mvscal wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:First of all, the dithering dolt .... rejected at every turn
Speaking of dithering dolts being rejected at every turn...

Obama budget receives zero votes in Senate
By Jordan Fabian - 05/25/11 06:14 PM ET

No senators voted for President Obama's 2012 budget when it came up for a vote in the Senate Wednesday. A procedural vote to move forward on the president's plan failed 0-97.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing- ... in-senate-
0 to 97. Let that number marinate in your dome for awhile. ZERO to NINETY-SEVEN.

Hmmm. Ouch. I guess NOBODY is buying what that stupid asshole is selling. Well, except for a you and a few other morons.

Okay, parrot the Limpdick line all you like--but we notice in the article that the Rick Perry plan was also rejected--with four GOP robots crossing over to oppose it as well. What, you don't want to face the fact that Rick Perry is a fraud--and his drastic and simplistic agenda is toxic? That even Dick Cheney is hoping he doesn't pollute the waters and run? What's with your little tunnel vision? Why are you such a predictable wind-up GOP chew toy?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu May 26, 2011 7:04 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, parrot the Limpdick line all you like--but we notice in the article that the Rick Perry plan was also rejected--with four GOP robots crossing over to oppose it as well. What, you don't want to face the fact that Rick Perry is a fraud--and his drastic and simplistic agenda is toxic? That even Dick Cheney is hoping he doesn't pollute the waters and run? What's with your little tunnel vision? Why are you such a predictable wind-up GOP chew toy?

Rick Perry is the Governor of Texas, dumbfuck. You're thinking of Paul Ryan and his plan got 40 more votes than your hero did. At least he has a plan unlike the chickenshit Dems.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 26, 2011 7:10 pm

Here's some good news for all:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/20 ... ore-161140

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu May 26, 2011 8:01 pm

Noted. But Ryan might as well be Perry since there's barely any difference between them on the issues. As for Perry's so-called achievements ,the governor of Texas has no power; the legislative branch has most of the power. Therefore, if the economy is growing, etc. the credit does not belong to him. And..have you ever heard him speak? He sounds like an evangelist preacher. Doesn't it concern you that Christers should seek higher office? Aren't you disgusted? Why not?