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Everyone has one in their place of work, whether it be Whitey's factory, R-Jerk's convenience store, poptard's dog factory or my peep show shop. We have this one blonde heffer, probably pushing a buck-80. Every time I see this woman ANYWHERE in the office, she's bumping her fucking gums. About Connecticut. About the weather. About Arlington. About working out. About how she busted her ankle running some 10k (funny how that happens when you're pushing a buck-80). NEVER. SHUTS. UP. EVER.

I can't imagine this woman is married or lives with someone of the opposite sex. And thank the fucking lord she jizz-mops on the other side of the shop than me.

Do you guys have anyone like this? Or do you all just take huge shits like SS and blast them out of the office?

Roach wrote:A cowboy and his wife were riding along one day, and suddenly a stranger ran up to the man and yelled "Hey your wife fell off her horse about a mile back!"

Cowboy says "Thank God! I thought I went deaf!"

A+

Screw_Michigan wrote:Everyone has one in their place of work

No.

My work is of the "MAN'S GAME, BITCH" variety.


Not that we don't have bitches who won't shut up (sup Dins), but not the kind you're talking about.

Sam: I just took a shit in your boyfriend's Porsche.
Nutcase: This is why he has 2 of them.
Sam: :doh:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Sam: I just took a shit in your boyfriend's Porsche.
Nutcase: This is why he has 2 of them.
Sam: :doh:

OK, that one made me laugh out loud. Good stuff, ucant!

Dinsdale wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:Everyone has one in their place of work

No.

My work is of the "MAN'S GAME, BITCH" variety.


Not that we don't have bitches who won't shut up (sup Dins), but not the kind you're talking about.

Werd.

I am that bitch. I never shut the fuck up.

had a job a few years ago at a resource center...imagine that bullshit times about 8.

i fucking hate working around a bunch of women. ESPECIALLY if one bitch likes a co-worker. Then it's all out war between some hookers.


I swear to God a few times i felt like i was sexually harrassed! lol crazy ninja women that didnt like their own kind cause they were "playas" so they went after white boys...sometimes i'd be working at night..and one imparticular would always say "oh Moby, one of these days imma get you in the broom closet and suck yo dick!" I played it off and joked back (not too much tho cause you never know when a guy is just being baited to "sexually harrass" back so a ninja bitch can get some money from the workplace). Anyhow...i was walking down the hallway one night...really long hallway...and she yanked me into a linen closet and started digging at my cahck...had to push her away and get the fuck out. She laughed while i made my way the fuck downstairs. Had i not been married i would have fucked that ninja's face like no other.

Dinsdale wrote: Not that we don't have bitches who won't shut up (sup Dins), but not the kind you're talking about.

Every office needs a clown to keep things lively.

As for women at work, I love 'em. Wish they could check their emotions at the door sometimes but for the most part, I love 'em.

War Wagon wrote:

Dinsdale wrote: Not that we don't have bitches who won't shut up (sup Dins), but not the kind you're talking about.

but for the most part, I love 'em.

me too.

from the neck down.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Sam: I just took a shit in your boyfriend's Porsche.
Nutcase: This is why he has 2 of them.
Sam: :doh:

Rack!

Sams post was pretty above average and yours was better.

The only thing in my workplace that wont stop talking is the radio. To keep my brother on an even mental keel i let him control the radio station choice...Im getting really sick of Mike Huckabees noon report and dave ramsey...and the tool that comes on after him Something Urbanskey. Im done with conservative talk radio and listening to dweebs call in who make $100k a year and have debt problems.

Trampis wrote:Im done with conservative talk radio and listening to dweebs call in who make $100k a year and have debt problems.

The irony is overwhelming.

Moby Dick wrote:and one imparticular would always say "oh Moby, one of these days imma get you in the broom closet and suck yo dick!"

Come out from behind the troll, Shoalzie.


That's a self-inflicted asskicking on so many levels, I don't even know where to start...


Unless, for all intensive purposes, you were intentionally putting on some sort of roost.

Moby Dick wrote:

War Wagon wrote:

Dinsdale wrote: Not that we don't have bitches who won't shut up (sup Dins), but not the kind you're talking about.

but for the most part, I love 'em.

me too.

from the neck down.

Yeah, you already made it clear you don't like to put your dick in their mouths in your previous post.