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Pick-up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:19 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
How 'bout you come over to my place and I ruin sex for you for the rest of your life.
The river's running red? That's ok, I'll take the dirt road.
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:38 pm
by Kansas City Kid
"How about you and me go halves on a bastard?"
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
T.R.O.T.S. has been vastly underutilized lately.
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:17 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:T.R.O.T.S. has been vastly underutilized lately.
So has your OL's corduroy snatch, but that's understandable with you & your age. :D
Thank God I have your ex to fall back on. And bounce off of.
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:22 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Papa Willie wrote:corduroy snatch
Bwah.
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:42 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Goober McTuber wrote:T.R.O.T.S. has been vastly underutilized lately.
Nice. I'll try that one this weekend.
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:03 pm
by indyfrisco
If you're not into A2M, I might as well walk away.
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:43 pm
by Carson
Sometimes I just want to kill, and kill...
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:49 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Do you like Phil Collins?
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:51 am
by Screw_Michigan
Carson wrote:Sometimes I just want to kill, and kill...
Anytime you're about to unleash the fun-nay, feel free to let us know.
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:17 am
by War Wagon
I'll sleep in the wet spot.
~Rumps
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:19 am
by War Wagon
I'll take my teeth out first.
~Goobs
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:20 am
by R-Jack
Well you're going to make me blow a load tonight. If you want to be there for it, go ahead.
Re: Pick-up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:31 pm
by R-Jack
Hey baby, let's put the you and I in "fucking".