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Poop Burger

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:27 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
http://www.digitaltrends.com/internatio ... -of-feces/

Looks like Buttsy might have a new dining option. Question, though. Would you send it back if it had an ass hair in it?

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"Shit burgers, Randy. Dirty, stinking shit burgers."

Re: Poop Burger

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:53 pm
by Mr T
Coming to a McDonalds near you

Re: Poop Burger

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:54 pm
by Kansas City Kid
1 loaf ciabatta bread
2 Tbsp sun-dried tomato pesto
1 tomato, sliced 1/2 inch thick
1 cup baby spinach leaves
1 lb ground turd (Cleveland Steamer, preferably)
4 ounces mozzarella cheese
salt and pepper, to taste
2 Tsp grill seasoning
2 Tbsp oil

Pre-heat broiler.

Combine ground turd, grill seasoning, salt and pepper in medium bowl. Heat oil in fry pan over medium high heat. Divide turd mixture into four equal-sized balls and form into patties. When oil is hot, add turd patties. Cook until done, about five minutes per side.

Meanwhile, slice ciabatta bread in half, horizontally. Place under broiler until just lightly browned. Remove from broiler and spread with pesto. Place steaming, cooked turd patties on ciabatta bread. Top with mozzarella cheese and place under broiler until cheese is melted and bubbly.

Remove from heat and top with baby spinach, tomato leaves and a pinch of salt and pepper. Cut into four equal portions.

Serve with a side of roasted asparagus.

Re: Poop Burger

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:59 am
by Screw_Michigan
TROTS this shit thread. And TROTS Kaley.

Re: Poop Burger

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:15 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Screw_Michigan wrote:shit thread
Deftly played.

Re: Poop Burger

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:33 pm
by indyfrisco
Can't wait for the "2 Girls, 1 Shit Burger" video.

I like how they said the cost at this point is 10 times more than regular meat, but their HOPE is to make it roughly the same price as meat. Yeah....hmm....so you're telling me I can have either this ribeye or this recycled shit at roughly the same price? Let me think that one over Chang. Then again, some here seem more apalled about grounding up a ribeye than they would about grounding up some shit to put on a burger. :meds:

Re: Poop Burger

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
Still pretty chafed about the ribbing you took for that, eh Indy?

Kaley seems all too familiar and comfortable with eating shit.

Re: Poop Burger

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:57 pm
by smackaholic
IndyFrisco wrote:so you're telling me I can have either this ribeye or this recycled shit at roughly the same price?
you can find ribeye at "roughly the same price" as top round or sirloin? Then, by all means, grind it up into burgers.

Re: Poop Burger

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:03 pm
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:so you're telling me I can have either this ribeye or this recycled shit at roughly the same price?
you can find ribeye at "roughly the same price" as top round or sirloin? Then, by all means, grind it up into burgers.

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