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Thanks for the invite!

Consider The Deciders IN. It's about time we've mixed with The People. The following will be our requirements:

We'll be arriving on a private jet, and will need professional limo service awaiting our arrival. Please, no cheap and dirty taxi cabs. We're... above that. The driver MUST be there at least 15 minutes early, and MUST be caucasian and clean shaven. No exceptions.

Once we arrive at the establishment a red carpet must be rolled out for our entrance. Glasses of your finest champaign must be poured and ready to be placed into our eager hands the moment we step out of the limousine. Inside the lounge we will require our own roped off, VIP section with an array of fine cigars and spirits at the ready. Table side we will require a personal chef from a Michelin 3-star restaurant ready to satiate our appetites. Guests will be invited individually for 10-15 minute increments to visit with The Deciders. We demand that Roger The Shrubber be our personal jester and perform various acts of entertainment on demand. He will be supplied a monkey suit three times too small for him that he must wear for the duration of the evening.

We must be supplied four escorts: 1 blonde, 1 brunette, 1 redhead, and 1 midget. They must be willing to perform any number of sexual activities from stripping to light cock stroking to conceiving our children. The Deciders, of course, will pick up the tab for the abortions.

Please let us know if there are any issues. We look forward to meeting you all.

-The Team

RACK the Deciders. Good shit...

The Deciders wrote:Glasses of your finest champaign

The Deciders wouldn't know champagne from bologna, so you can have this... and bring your own fucking glasses or you can just pass it around and drink it straight from the bottle.

The Deciders wrote:We demand that Roger The Shrubber be our personal jester and perform various acts of entertainment on demand. He will be supplied a monkey suit three times too small for him that he must wear for the duration of the evening.

bwaaa...

Have fun guys.

Just remember, you may want to wait to share that joke about the jew, the negro and the crippled boy with a phone book till Shrubber makes a bathroom "run".

Try not to rape each other, OK?

This board is full of chicken dick keyboard lickers (sup BSmack?). Why would you think anyone here would dare show their face IRL to anyone who posts here?

Count me in as long as you pay for everything. :doh:

You can shoot for DUI #3 Tentallben, then get the trollstop host to defend you in court.

It'll make for a good story at trollstop 2020.

Trampis wrote:You can shoot for DUI #3 Tentallben, then get the trollstop host to defend you in court.

It'll make for a good story at trollstop 2020.

When was number two? :?

Please come with something that isn't nine years old.

TenTallBen wrote:Please come with something that isn't nine years old.

Yeah. Make her 7 years old and you can count me in for this Trollstop.


Sin,
Diego in Seattle

TenTallBen wrote:This board is full of chicken dick keyboard lickers (sup BSmack?). Why would you think anyone here would dare show their face IRL to anyone who posts here?

Big talk, little man. Ooh, how frightening. Meeting a bunch of people from an internet message board. I'd be there too if I lived in Looseyanna.

TenTallBen wrote:This board is full of chicken dick keyboard lickers (sup BSmack?). Why would you think anyone here would dare show their face IRL to anyone who posts here?

Count me in as long as you pay for everything. :doh:

As one of those who HAS met bbs posters IRL, I'm not sure what you are getting at. Although it has been a while. I don't travel anywhere near as much as I did 11-12 years ago.

TenTallBen wrote: Please come with something that isn't nine years old.

Have you said, or done, anything of note in the last nine years, outside of getting shitfaced and using your bumper to audition for Axe Men?

Mmmm....thanks....but no thanks. Y'all have fun and take pictures so the rest here can make fun.

New Orleans looks like an latrine trench.

You'd probably get AIDS just by pitching pennies into a fountain or taking in a sunset.

I'll pass on getting ganked with a sharpened screwdriver though, jsc. Appreciate the offer anyways.

Papa Willie wrote:Hey y'all - Yosh at CF doesn't think this is a very cool thread, so y'all be on your toes.

I thought you were confining yourself to T1B?

War Wagon wrote:I thought you were confining yourself to T1B?

Spray's physical protrusion must apply to the internet as well.

R-Jack wrote:

TenTallBTrees wrote: Please come with something that isn't nine years old.

Have you said, or done, anything of note in the last nine years, outside of getting shitfaced and using your bumper to audition for Axe Men?

BWA! I would rather see him driving on Ice Road Truckers. His one debut episode would be noteworthy.

Hey Jsc, you ever see a blind blues guitar player down there named Bryan Lee?

http://www.braillebluesdaddy.com/bio.html

Dude played a lot around Madison in the 70s.

Goober McTuber wrote:Hey Jsc, you ever see a blind blues guitar player down there named Bryan Lee?

How could he see him if he's blind? Duh.

Python wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Hey Jsc, you ever see a blind blues guitar player down there named Bryan Lee?

How could he see him if he's blind? Duh.

That doesn't make any sense.