This morning, as I was having my usual cup of coffee and hauling the trash to the curb, I was startled by an amazing sight...
It was, what I believe to be, my first ever encounter with the mysterious and elusive...chupacabra!!!
It just strolled down the middle of my road, undaunted...here it is...
And here is a pick I took where I suspect it was beginning it's "attack mode"...
Needless to say, I didn't stick around to have my fate sealed by this messenger from hell.
I didn't know the chupacabras had migrated as far north as Canada. What are we in for?
My stomach is in knots...Are we living in the "end of days"?
X 10000
Re: Chupacabras in Canada!
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:35 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
When you stare into the eyes of the devil, you can never come back.
:cry:
ANTI-
Re: Chupacabras in Canada!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:34 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Why did you post this in the Theology forum?
Re: Chupacabras in Canada!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:26 pm
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:Why did you post this in the Theology forum?
So much shit flies over your head, you need your own air traffic controller.
Re: Chupacabras in Canada!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:54 pm
by Goober McTuber
Well, Marty, they're moving into the US now. A sign of intelligent life, eh?
ELROY, Wis. -- Some residents think something strange is lurking in the woods of Juneau County, and one man has proof of the mysterious creature.
On his drives throughout the county, Juneau County highway worker Jeff Potter said he comes across countless dead wildlife. But he said he's never come across anything quite like the creature he found dead along Highway 71 in the city of Elroy on Monday morning.
"It's completely hairless -- almost like leather," Potter said. "It has a canine-like head and a fox- or dog-type head. The rear legs are coon-like. The tail is almost like an opossum."
Potter, who is an avid hunter and outdoorsman, was left speechless. And he's not alone.
"At first, I just thought it was a small piglet," said Chuck Huschka, who saw the creature alive, running across his property in May. He said he only got a quick look before the mystery critter bolted.
"I have no idea what it is," Huschka said. "I've never seen anything like it in my life."
Some said they believe it's a chupacabra, a legendary creature first reported in Mexico and Puerto Rico. Two people in the U.S., earlier this week, said they think they also stumbled across a chupacabra -- including a teen in Texas who said he shot and killed it.
Re: Chupacabras in Canada!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:01 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You see? I'm not making this shit up.
end times
:o
Re: Chupacabras in Canada!
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:19 am
by mvscal
Goober McTuber wrote:Well, Marty, they're moving into the US now. A sign of intelligent life, eh?
ELROY, Wis. -- Some residents think something strange is lurking in the woods of Juneau County, and one man has proof of the mysterious creature.
On his drives throughout the county, Juneau County highway worker Jeff Potter said he comes across countless dead wildlife. But he said he's never come across anything quite like the creature he found dead along Highway 71 in the city of Elroy on Monday morning.
"It's completely hairless -- almost like leather," Potter said. "It has a canine-like head and a fox- or dog-type head. The rear legs are coon-like. The tail is almost like an opossum."
Potter, who is an avid hunter and outdoorsman, was left speechless. And he's not alone.
"At first, I just thought it was a small piglet," said Chuck Huschka, who saw the creature alive, running across his property in May. He said he only got a quick look before the mystery critter bolted.
"I have no idea what it is," Huschka said. "I've never seen anything like it in my life."
Some said they believe it's a chupacabra, a legendary creature first reported in Mexico and Puerto Rico. Two people in the U.S., earlier this week, said they think they also stumbled across a chupacabra -- including a teen in Texas who said he shot and killed it.