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I mean, aside from jtr.

These BIG people use the internet, too, you know.
And you know how you sometimes just happen to come across things while surfing around.
A 'six degrees of separation' deal.

One moment you're searching around for blenders and... six mouse clicks later ---> you're somehow on horsecocksextravaganza.com, or whatsuch.

So these important people, everyone like such as[/teensouthcarolina], a Sean Penn, a Sherri Shepherd, a George Takei, a Gwyneth Paltrow, a Ben Quayle, etc., they could theoretically end up here, right?

And I mean, how kool would it be if say, Henry Waxman got turned on to a bradhusker post, was moved to do some self-evaluation, had an epiphany, and then realized, "Hey, you know what? I'm really FUCKED!"

And then Henry did a 180 with his brain and got himself squared away.

It'd make all of our bullshit here worthwhile.


So email the board URL to your representative(s), or your favorite celebrity, or one of the other BIG people, and let's at least do something constructive around here for a damn change.

Let's do this.

No.

poptart wrote:I mean, aside from jtr.

These BIG people use the internet, too, you know.
And you know how you sometimes just happen to come across things while surfing around.
A 'six degrees of separation' deal.

One moment you're searching around for blenders and... six mouse clicks later ---> you're somehow on horsecocksextravaganza.com, or whatsuch.

So these important people, everyone like such as[/teensouthcarolina], a Sean Penn, a Sherri Shepherd, a George Takei, a Gwyneth Paltrow, a Ben Quayle, etc., they could theoretically end up here, right?

And I mean, how kool would it be if say, Henry Waxman got turned on to a bradhusker post, was moved to do some self-evaluation, had an epiphany, and then realized, "Hey, you know what? I'm really FUCKED!"

And then Henry did a 180 with his brain and got himself squared away.

It'd make all of our bullshit here worthwhile.


So email the board URL to your representative(s), or your favorite celebrity, or one of the other BIG people, and let's at least do something constructive around here for a damn change.

Let's do this.

You go first, poptard.

Oh, wait, that's right, you don't have a rep.

Fukk off meddling foreigner.

I've already forwarded the board URL to some >IMPORTANT< people, smackster.

Now you just buckle up and see what takes place.

poptart wrote:Do important people ever look at this board?

mvscal wrote:No.

It's what I thought.

Just a bunch of numbnut nobodies pissing their lives away in here day after day.

Well, I'm not going to dick around with it any longer if this is what we've got.


Get a Danny Bonaduce or Rob Bironas in here soon or I will be hanging up my keyboard.

No joke.

Danny Bonaduce? are u freakin kiddin me? that guys an idiot, I remember back in the late 80's, I got into a big arguement with him over boxing. He tells me that if mike tyson and george foreman ever fought, that tyson would destroy george. I WENT BALLISTIC!!!
It was about this time (87-88) that BIG George was making his celebrated comeback, cullminating in 94' with his famous defeat of heavyweight champion, Michael Moorer. So, a lot of talk was being made in the late 80's and early 90's of setting up a fight between mike and george.

FOR STARTERS, in my humble and very educated opinion, George foreman would not only knock out mike tyson, BUT, He'd come close to ending his life in the ring as well.

See, mike tyson was a menace in the ring, BUT, he was stupid, not a smart guy at all, a total shit-for-brains kinda guy.

after watching buster douglas knock tyson's teeth down his throat, and then seeing evander holyfield bitch slap tyson TWICE, I knew I was right, and that had Big George gotten the chance, he would have knocked tyson the FUCK out.

BY THE WAY, when you say, Do important people ever visit this board? do you mean like Matt Damon? cause I cant think of anyone more important than him.

Yeah, like Damon.
Get him in here and this place might have a chance.

Or if you looked up and saw that George Foreman had actually posted in the same thread as you.
Think of the shot of adrenaline that would provide you with for the rest of the day.

Think big and big things will happen.

Think like a numbnut nobody and this board is just right for you.

I'll do some recruiting on Capitol Hill & see what I can scare up. Oh, wait...you said important.

Never mind.

poptart wrote:Yeah, like Damon.
Get him in here and this place might have a chance.

Or if you looked up and saw that George Foreman had actually posted in the same thread as you.
Think of the shot of adrenaline that would provide you with for the rest of the day.

Think big and big things will happen.

Think like a numbnut nobody and this board is just right for you.

hey, do me a favor, port over the youtube clip of matt damon and his rock band doin, "scotty doesnt know", IT FUCKIN ROCKS!!!
dude.

Smackie Chan wrote:I'll do some recruiting on Capitol Hill & see what I can scare up. Oh, wait...you said important.

Never mind.

What's Bob Gates up to? He has to be in reach of an internet connection.

Well In Stucknut we have Jay Mohr post on there every once in a while....


Oh wait you said important people. Nevermind.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:I'll do some recruiting on Capitol Hill & see what I can scare up. Oh, wait...you said important.

Never mind.

What's Bob Gates up to? He has to be in reach of an internet connection.

Yeah, but he's unemployed and therefore unimportant.

...how bout this guy, is he famous enough?

Rumor has it this board was up on Amy Winehouse's monitor when they found her.

shutyomouth wrote:Unless a lot of you pricks keep pulling up the same thread over & over, one look at the number of views each thread receives definitely says this place definitely gets watched.

Vogel said the FBI monitors the board for threatening sociopaths.

That's prolly it.

To borrow from a UCLA punter - You could stuff 2 tackling dummies side by side in each of Henry Waxman's nostrils....

Rules or no rules, thank me later.

IMO, the 2 worst posters on this board are LTARD and TARDOWNED. Not even fun to check this board anymore. Good to see Mace and Pops are still alive.

Atomic Punk wrote:IMO, the 2 worst posters on this board are LTARD and TARDOWNED. Not even fun to check this
what about me? board anymore. Good to see Mace and Pops are still alive.

what about me? im kinda what you'd call a legend on this board,

can someone please steal brad's shift and CAPS LOCK keys?

smackaholic wrote:can someone please steal brad's shift and CAPS LOCK keys?

What? Is it REALLY that important to have impeccable grammar and punctuation at ALL times? Because sometimes you are tired, and its not always easy to conform to the NORM in here. Know what I mean? I've always been an outsider looking in, IF Nebraska wins the big ten, and then goes on to win the national title, can I be an INSIDER?

bradhusker wrote:What? Is it REALLY that important to have impeccable grammar and punctuation at ALL times?

It would help make you look like something a little more than a gibbering fucktard, yes.

mvscal wrote:

bradhusker wrote:What? Is it REALLY that important to have impeccable grammar and punctuation at ALL times?

It would help make you look like something a little more than a gibbering fucktard, yes.

the funny part is, you think I am an inbred redneck, WHEN, in actuality, its like the Neil Diamond song, "Well im New York City born and raised, but nowadays im caught between two shores, I AM I SAID!!!

Im actually a Bruce Willis lookalike, circa the "Die Hard" years, ya know, "welcome to the party pal" or, "HANS BUBBY!!"

Ive got it in strictest confidence, that Matt Damon and Bruce Jenner are frequent posters on this board.

I was simply answering your question. I don't wonder about you at all.

All Elvis ever was and will be is an unoriginal thief.

Oh shit...

We need to get Charlie Sheen posting here. Maybe add a "tiger's blood" meta tag.

tardhusker wrote:Ive got it in strictest confidence, that Matt Damon and Bruce Jenner are frequent posters on this board.

Then tell Jenner to get in to chat where I can ream his ass - and he'll like it.

poptart wrote:

tardhusker wrote:Ive got it in strictest confidence, that Matt Damon and Bruce Jenner are frequent posters on this board.

Then tell Jenner to get in to chat where I can ream his ass - and he'll like it.

call me crazy BUT, did anyone else notice that Bruce Jenner has looked like a pre-op tranny most of his adult life?

Go Coogs' wrote:All Elvis ever was and will be is an unoriginal thief.

Oh shit...

Hey go coogs? if you really and truly believe what you just posted? You really should spend the rest of your life in a comfortable padded cell, with some sodomites of course.

I'm going to link this guy up to us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-j7A5q__es

:D



Hoping he can make sense of this thread for us before we're all toast.

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bradhusker wrote: What? Is it REALLY that important to have impeccable grammar and punctuation at ALL times? Because sometimes you are tired, and its not always easy to conform to the NORM in here. Know what I mean? I've always been an outsider looking in, IF Nebraska wins the big ten, and then goes on to win the national title, can I be an INSIDER?

Grammar smack and run on sentences, all in one (not really) paragraph.

Nice.

Don't be so stingy with the periods and carriage returns.

whenever the temperature moves a couple degrees in the direction it shouldn't be going, Al Gore logs in and gets really sad.

Bizzarofelice wrote:whenever the temperature moves a couple degrees in the direction it shouldn't be going, Al Gore logs in and gets really sad.

Al Gore is a really fat pig. He's like a seal with a lot of blubber, getting ready for a long period of hibernation. His politics are too far to the left for me, HOWEVER, he is a big Elvis Fan, so, I cant totally trash him.

He became totally "un-hinged" after the 2000 election, just lost all sense of normalcy, he even stopped loving his longtime wife Tipper.

The FBI doesn't post here, but they PM here. They berate me for tearing new flesh ribbons off of Mrs. Vogel's meatflaps, and for drinking all the lemonade.

PSUFAN wrote:The FBI doesn't post here, but they PM here. They berate me for tearing new flesh ribbons off of Mrs. Vogel's meatflaps, and for drinking all the lemonade.

I actually know a CIA agent, (retired) who posts here, great all around guy, tells me stories from the eisenhower, kennedy, johnson and nixon administrations that would blow you away.

PSUFAN wrote:The FBI doesn't post here

I've got $54K that says one guy does.

Oh bwa!