Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

[indyfrisco]

I urge no one (else) to waste those 59 seconds.

[Goober McTuber]

I heard that prayer on Bob and Tom this morning. Hilarious.

[Tom In VA]

Boogity, boogity. Amen and Amen

[Smackie Chan]

Smokin' hot wife? I think not!

Oh, c'mon, Sam! He probably meant that in the literal sense when Dale Jr was doing a burnout on her face.

[Mikey]

Smokin' hot wife? I think not!

But...to each his own.

Put her on the grill and you'd need a fire hose to keep the flames down.

[Goober McTuber]

Sam, you could have also posted this in the Theology forum where we could discuss the appropriateness of thanking Baby Jesus for Goodyear tires and Sunoco gasoline. Gotta love the South.

[indyfrisco]

thanking Baby Jesus

[The Seer]

I thought it was obvious he was referring to the wives of the drivers...but he DID mention HIS wife by name...Probably would've been more apropos to use the Lord's name in vain for her physical gifts....

[Carson]

At least he's married and not stopping up little boys.

[The Seer]

Sam, you could have also posted this in the Theology forum where we could discuss the appropriateness of thanking Baby Jesus for Goodyear tires and Sunoco gasoline. Gotta love the South.

I'm not welcome in there. I have to pick and choose my battles.

satan?

[Goober McTuber]

Papa Willie,

That damn avatar of yours!

Gotta give credit to Whpppshhhhh over at CF for that. He posted it a couple of days ago, and I wept. The dog on the floor reminded me too much of myself. I get fucked a lot, and I'm numb to it (note how the dog's expression never changes). :D

You're used to having another male rub his dick all over your face? And you're numb to it? Wow.

[Goober McTuber]

Cocks, cunts. Everything. Cars, boats, housing devices. Name one thing that you think that I might NOT have been fucked by.

A good-looking woman under 200 lbs.