T1B

Your favourite T1B personalities re-interpreted as superheroes:

Toddowen

Name: "Self-Destructo"

Power: The ability to kill himself. We hope.

KC Scott

Name: "The Gay Lantern"

Power: The power of steam. Also lifting (not lifting heavy objects, mind you, but watching other dudes lift weights)

trev

Name: "Prismata"

Power: Can present the illusion that she is covered in welts and bruises to elicit sympathy from men. Works on Canadians especially.

Dr_Phibes

Name: "Red Blast"

Power: Bitten by a radioactive social democrat, has the power to baffle his opponents with youthful logical paradigms.

smackaholic

Name: "Imbecile Vortex"

Power: Inescapable stupidity. Abilities thought to be bestowed by "gubmint cheese".

Diego in Seattle

Name: "The Diddler"

Power: Seriously, I'm not even gonna explain this one. Arch-enemy = Meagan's Law.

Screw_Michigan

Name: "Journalizer"

Power: Poorly penned online offerings leave entire web communities devastated. Will leave you scratching your head.

shutyomouth

Name: "shutyomouth"

Power: ~ see above ~

Van

Name: "The Fabrikator"

Power: Has the ability to disappear when called on his bullshit.

Diogenes

Name: "Doctor Cosmo"

Power: faggot

Jsc810

Name: "The Drowsy Fury"

Power: Will tell you in detail what he did yesterday, whether you want to hear it or not. This isn't Twitter, dude. Enough already.

Goober

Name: "Mystic Pensioner"

Power: If you are behind this guy in line at the bank or in a drive-thru window, just end your life. It's over.

KC Scott wrote: Name: "Super Stalker"

Power: Armed only with anonimity and a pirated copy of excel running on a self built linux machine, he catalogues all he sees, reads or imagines

Nice one. You should get back to your "Shower Of Solitude" now and recharge your powers.

Van?
Diogenes?

Weren't they both killed off in "Fabrikator and Doctor Cosmo Meet Their Maker", around the same time as Superman #204 (LL - Why do these Initials Mean Death for the Man of Steel) came out?

Are they both making a miraculous return from their appointment with Keres?

mvscal

Name: M.V.S.C.A.L. (Maximum Violent Sociopath, Carnage And Lethality)

Power: By day, he is mild-mannered Sven Sanchez, mall security guard. At night, he turns into M.V.S.C.A.L. a brutal, remorseless killing machine. His special power is to trick others into going out to hunt for criminals, while he stays back at headquarters and cooks up justice.

Mikey wrote:Van?
Diogenes?

Weren't they both killed off in "Fabrikator and Doctor Cosmo Meet Their Maker", around the same time as Superman #204 (LL - Why do these Initials Mean Death for the Man of Steel) came out?

Are they both making a miraculous return from their appointment with Thanatos?

"Must...deflect...Mikey's...moron rays........strength weakening...can't hold on much longer..."

JTR

Name: Stage Prop

Power: Self control. Has the uncanny ability to refuse the advances and temptations of women so that he may focus on his craft.

Screw_Michigan

Name: Socialite

Power: He lives in DC.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Screw_Michigan

Name: Socialite

Power: He lives in DC. KNOWS EVERYTHING, hobnobs and gladhands with B-list socialites, generates intense jealousy in friends and fliends alike

FTFY, fuckstain.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Screw_Michigan

Name: Socialite

Power: He lives in DC. KNOWS EVERYTHING, hobnobs and gladhands with B-list socialites, generates intense jealousy in friends and fliends alike

FTFY, fuckstain.

Looks like you also have the power to alter the time/space/truth continuum.

Mg0 just takes it really personally that I happen to have superior knowledge to him on basically any subject on earth.

AP

Name: "TARP"

Power: This unsuspecting male nurse will corral you with his granny panties that he (not so) secretly wears underneath his pink scrubs.

Moving Sale

Name: "Micro-Mite"

Power: Everyone has an Achilles Heel...and when it comes to Micro-Mite, that's quite literal. He'll latch on to your ankle and gnaw you into submission. More of a nuisance than a threat, really...much like a mosquito buzzing around your head.

BarFlie

Name: Shapeshift

Power: Can transform self into dualistic arch enemy Kaotis and breach the impenetrable barrier surrounding the safe haven of Chat/Radio.

SoCalTrjn

Name: The Enforcer

Power: Attempts to channel his power vicariously through impressionable young ballplayers. Piss him off and he'll make a bunch of 9 year olds run wind sprints, so watch the FUCK OUT. Cross him in cyber space, and he'll thieve someone else's insults.

IndyFrisco

Name: SonyMan

Power: He can see you.


there, beat you to it.

Martyred wrote:

KC Scott wrote: Name: "Super Stalker"

Power: Armed only with anonimity and a pirated copy of excel running on a self built linux machine, he catalogues all he sees, reads or imagines

Nice one. You should get back to your "Shower Of Solitude" now and recharge your powers.

Oh fuck

IndyFrisco wrote:IndyFrisco

Name: SonyMan

Power:

there, beat you to it.

I was thinking of something more like:

Naisa - The Naisa is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. He can turn any watch into a flat screen TV.