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Hey folks, I am about to drop a "bombshell" on ya. OR, you can think of this topic as a pearl of wisdom, "LET IT BE".

For centuries, scientists have been using "TIME", in all their calculations. and the masses of people like us? we all go, "oooo, and "ahhhhh", HOWEVER, I am here to end all the bullshit.

TIME, is nothing more than a unit of measure that we have made up in our little heads. Because scientists have no friggin clue as to the big questions, they use "TIME" to try and make sense of it all. HOWEVER, its a joke and a fraud, and ive known this for years.

THINK ABOUT IT? TIME is based on units of things we measure, like how long it takes for our earth to spin, 24 hours? How long it takes for our earth to go around the sun? 365 days. HOWEVER, these movements and spinning rotations would go on without us measuring and calling it "TIME".

Try and understand the simple logic of this. There is no such thing as TIME, we as humans, just like everything else, merely exist. nothing more, and nothing less.

Things just exist, there is no past or future, just existence. Think about it carefully, you are born, you live, then you die, BUT, there is no TIME, sure you may measure with days weeks or years, BUT, just because you measure something, does NOT mean that the unit of measure itself exists.

THAT BEING SAID, we need to re-think this unit of measure we call time, and understand that it is not needed. Just because we measure something, doesnt give that unit of measure any weight. I propose, that we merely exist, there is no past and there is no future, only existence.

For instance, you can say that your grandmother died 20 years ago, BUT, that is only based on the measurements of our earth spinning around the sun. In REALITY, your grandmother died, she lived, and she died, thats it. period.

You can say that you had breakfast 3 hours ago, BUT, that is only based on the rotation of our earth, you ate breakfast, and you will eat some more food, BUT, time has nothing to do with it. WE ARE ALL IN A STATE OF EXISTENCE, TIME is just used to make us feel good about where we came from and where we think we are going, NOWHERE!!!

And thats the thing, scientists need TIME to make sense of it all. Without time, they'd be lost, they'd be up shits creek without a paddle. Its like the old Jim Croce song, "time in a bottle", or the cut from "dark side of the moon", "TIME",
or, the Rolling Stones classic, "Time is on my side", ALL TIME ever was and ever will be is just a unit of measure.

Think about it? if we never measure our meager existence, we STILL exist.

Time is on my side, yes it is.

Sin,
MJ

How was that mushroom omelette this morning?
Did the 'shrooms taste a little funny?

Mikey wrote:Time is on my side, yes it is.

Sin,
MJ

How was that mushroom omelette this morning?
Did the 'shrooms taste a little funny?

actually, I had a denver omlette with my good friend John Elway, He's no Brett Favre, but then again, who is?

There is absolutely no doubt whatsoever that the college football overtime rule is far superior and more fair than the NFL version of the overtime rule.

Time exists so you can masturbate to the '95 Huskers and people will know who you're talking about, instead of "that one Nebraska team that was really good."

Fuckpuppet.

The Seer wrote:There is absolutely no doubt whatsoever that the college football overtime rule is far superior and more fair than the NFL version of the overtime rule.

TOTALLY AGREE, by the way, Brett Favre is one of the best quarterbacks ive ever had the honor to watch play.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Time exists so you can masturbate to the '95 Huskers and people will know who you're talking about, instead of "that one Nebraska team that was really good."

Fuckpuppet.

I forgot, are you a wolverine or a sparty? EITHER WAY, Nebraska is gonna fuck ya. How's that feel? I'm curious? How's it feel to know, that the NEBRASKA FOOTBALL program, in its innaugural football season in your big ten, IS GONNA DRYFUCK your meeechigan teams? either the spartys or the wolfies, TAKE UR PICK!! its gonna be a good old fashioned dryfucking woodshed!!!!!!!

makes you giddy like the first time you attended a mary J. blige concert? huh?

Jsc810 wrote:

bradhusker wrote:Try and understand the simple logic of this. There is no such thing as TIME, we as humans, just like everything else, merely exist. nothing more, and nothing less.

Things just exist, there is no past or future, just existence. Think about it carefully, you are born, you live, then you die, BUT, there is no TIME, sure you may measure with days weeks or years, BUT, just because you measure something, does NOT mean that the unit of measure itself exists.

SunCoastSooner was right.

what was sooner right about? that his sooners are boise st's bitch?

bradhusker wrote:

The Seer wrote:There is absolutely no doubt whatsoever that the college football overtime rule is far superior and more fair than the NFL version of the overtime rule.

TOTALLY AGREE, by the way, Brett Favre is one of the best quarterbacks ive ever had the honor to watch play.

He's no Joe. Or Terry, or Johnny U, or Johnny E, or Tom.............................

No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun

If time doesn't exist, then what the fuck did I just waste while reading that horseshit?

bradhusker wrote:Hey folks, I am about to drop a "bombshell" on ya. Think about it carefully, you are born, you live, then you die, BUT, there is no TIME, I propose, that we merely exist, there is no past and there is no future, only existence.
Think about it? if we never measure our meager existence, we STILL exist.

I've been on these boards for over 10 years and for the very 1st TIME, I really do feel insulted for reading a shit thread as bad as this one.

bradhusker wrote:TIME, is nothing more than a unit of measure

There is no such thing as TIME,

If there is no such thing then we couldn't very well measure it.

Good job KYOA.

Maybe for you your next trick you could attempt to prove that there is no such thing as "GRAVITY."

Too flat in Nebraska for a fall that would kill him.

Maybe "No such thing as asphyxiation in a corn silo."

mvscal wrote:
Maybe for you your next trick you could attempt to prove that there is no such thing as "GRAVITY."

It's the opposite of comedy.

bradhusker wrote:there is no TIME

Is NEWSWEEK doin' ok?

mvscal wrote:

bradhusker wrote:TIME, is nothing more than a unit of measure

There is no such thing as TIME,

If there is no such thing then we couldn't very well measure it.

Good job KYOA.

Maybe for you your next trick you could attempt to prove that there is no such thing as "GRAVITY."

wow, you are one dumb fuck, WE ARENT MEASURING "TIME", you moron, we are measuring the movement of objects, and calling that "TIME". you imbicile.

are you really this stupid? Gravity is something that can actually be studied and observed, Just walk off the side of the empire state building you fool.

OR, throw a peanut m n' m off the empire state building, and let it hit your head. you cocksucker.

AS FOR "TIME", we observe the rotation of earth, and we use that to measure time, BUT, "time" doesnt exist.

what is it that you fail to understand here? huh dumb fuck?

Atomic Punk wrote:

bradhusker wrote:Hey folks, I am about to drop a "bombshell" on ya. Think about it carefully, you are born, you live, then you die, BUT, there is no TIME, I propose, that we merely exist, there is no past and there is no future, only existence.
Think about it? if we never measure our meager existence, we STILL exist.

I've been on these boards for over 10 years and for the very 1st TIME, I really do feel insulted for reading a shit thread as bad as this one.

I feel insulted that this thread is so far over your simple minded head.
You have been on this board for over ten years, and you have been an idiot for your entire life.

when you cant understand a concept, you feel insulted? I feel insulted that an idiot like you breathes the same air as I,

you dumb cocksmoker.

R-Jack wrote:If time doesn't exist, then what the fuck did I just waste while reading that horseshit?

you wasted something else you could have been doing in its place. The earth is spinning, and we call that time, what dont you understand about that?

we call the movement of objects "time"? pretty stupid huh?

for instance, when the earth makes one complete rotation around the sun, we call that 365 days. when the earth spins around once on its axis, we call that 24 hours.

GUESS WHAT? its bullshit!!!!!!1

just because these objects are moving, doesnt mean "time" exists, it doesnt, it just makes our feeble minds feel better to call it time.

when in reality, all you have is very large objects moving. nothing more.

bradhusker wrote:we are measuring the movement of objects, and calling that "TIME". you imbicile.

The movement of objects is measured by the distance they travel, IMBECILE.

bradhusker wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:

bradhusker wrote:Hey folks, I am about to drop a "bombshell" on ya. Think about it carefully, you are born, you live, then you die, BUT, there is no TIME, I propose, that we merely exist, there is no past and there is no future, only existence.
Think about it? if we never measure our meager existence, we STILL exist.

I've been on these boards for over 10 years and for the very 1st TIME, I really do feel insulted for reading a shit thread as bad as this one.

I feel insulted that this thread is so far over your simple minded head.
You have been on this board for over ten years, and you have been an idiot for your entire life.

when you cant understand a concept, you feel insulted? I feel insulted that an idiot like you breathes the same air as I,

you dumb cocksmoker.

Which troll from Kansas City is this? It's cool... Just want to know.

mvscal wrote:

bradhusker wrote:we are measuring the movement of objects, and calling that "TIME". you imbicile.

The movement of objects is measured by the distance they travel, IMBECILE.

Well done...with enough small example's of critical thinking this douchebag's head is bound to explode.

He probably pens these intense discussions in crayons and has arguments with his favorite Yardstick.

The metric system is gonna push this jackass over the top, keep up the good work.

mvscal wrote:

bradhusker wrote:we are measuring the movement of objects, and calling that "TIME". you imbicile.

The movement of objects is measured by the distance they travel, IMBECILE.

Are you really this stupid? Why would you bring up distance in this discussion? I said that time is based on the movement of objects such as our planet spinning and rotating around the sun, thats a FACT.

for example, just because we say that one spin of our earth equals 24 hours, doesnt mean shit. Can your tiny brain understand that simple logic?

Because, I am beginning to see that your tiny brain cant.

Just because we have labeled seconds and minutes and hours and days and weeks etc...etc..AND refer to those measurements as TIME, doesnt make TIME exist. ya follow?

I see that your brain isnt quite as smart as mine, thats why you brought up distance to try and debunk me, BUT, you failed, because distance doesnt prove TIME exists either.

This is amusing, to say the least, I flat out said that TIME is just something we use to feel good about the fact that we know nothing, at the end of the day, scientists throw a lot of bullshit our way, and you buy every last drop of it, HELL you slurp that shit thru a straw and savor the flavor of it, cause your a dumb shit eating pig.

I am willing to bet, that when a scientist says that a certain star is 200 trillion light years away from earth, that you agree with that as a 100 percent FACT? am I correct? cause if you do, you need to swallow a bullett.

When a scientist says that, its his best scientific guess, because we dont have the capacity to measure that far. SHIT, we dont have the capacity to travel past the moon without killing ourselves.

The more computer technology we have, we think that we are so brilliant, YET, in reality, with all these advancements since we put a man on the moon, we havent really gotten anywhere concerning the BIG questions.

And the reason for this is because we are ALL simply just , "dust in the wind".

You call me an imbecile, yet, you dont even realize that your just a filthy piece of dust in the wind.

Y2K wrote:

mvscal wrote:

bradhusker wrote:we are measuring the movement of objects, and calling that "TIME". you imbicile.

The movement of objects is measured by the distance they travel, IMBECILE.

Well done...with enough small example's of critical thinking this douchebag's head is bound to explode.

He probably pens these intense discussions in crayons and has arguments with his favorite Yardstick.

The metric system is gonna push this jackass over the top, keep up the good work.

Y2k, it appears that you are a fool, What I said was corrrect, yet you cant seem to understand it. You are so brainwashed into your little world, that whatever I say is way way over your tiny head.

I pointed out correctly, that the concept of TIME is only a unit we use to measure. In reality, it does not exist. Its the biggest fraud of all time, and scientists love to use it to feel like they have an understanding of the BIG questions.

YET, seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months and years are ALL based on the movement of our earth and its movement around the sun.

The funny part is that when the earth travels around the sun once, and we say that a year has passed??? It actually hasnt.
Sure the earth has made one revolution around the sun, BUT, that doesnt prove that time exists. We choose to say that 1 year has passed, BUT, that doesnt make it so. AND, the fact that you fail to understand this, is laughable, and tells me that your brain is too tiny to understand this concept.

bradhusker wrote:Its the biggest fraud of all time

I thought time didn't exist?

bradhusker wrote:actually, I had a denver omlette with my good friend John Elway, He's no Brett Favre, but then again, who is?

Any number of washed-up, self-absorbed southern douchebags. You might even fit the bill.

We've moved half a million miles and rotated 15 times...........

Brad, you may have a difficult time wrapping your brain around this, but the fact that time can be measured proves that it does exist.

Now, if you want to argue that the units of measurement for time were invented by man, you're on a little more solid ground, but a couple points lie here as well:

1. Many of those units of measurement are based on naturally occurring phenomena (e.g., a day is roughly the amount of time it takes the Earth to make one complete rotation on its axis, a month is roughly the amount of time it takes the Moon to make one complete revolution around the Earth, a year is roughly the amount of time it takes the Earth to make one complete revolution around the Sun).

2. Most units of measure for all other things we measure were invented by man as well.

Time is overrated. Instead of scheduling your doctor's appointment for 3 PM, it's a lot easier to say "I'll be there after I eat lunch but before I eat dinner." The world would operate much more smoothly if that's how things worked.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Time is overrated. Instead of scheduling your doctor's appointment for 3 PM, it's a lot easier to say "I'll be there after I eat lunch but before I eat dinner." The world would operate much more smoothly if that's how things worked.

Yeah, but in your analogy, to a doctor at least, 3 PM is basically "I'll be there after I eat lunch but before I eat dinner."

After lunch but before dinner could be any time between, say, 1 and 5 PM for most people. Eliminating the "basically" and going with precision is why time is necessary for a society to function smoothly, though brad may need some more time to wrap his little pea brain around that.

bradhusker wrote:YET, seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months and years are ALL based on the movement of our earth and its movement around the sun.

Actually they are all based on the duration of those movements.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Brad, you may have a difficult time wrapping your brain around this, but the fact that time can be measured proves that it does exist.

Now, if you want to argue that the units of measurement for time were invented by man, you're on a little more solid ground, but a couple points lie here as well:

1. Many of those units of measurement are based on naturally occurring phenomena (e.g., a day is roughly the amount of time it takes the Earth to make one complete rotation on its axis, a month is roughly the amount of time it takes the Moon to make one complete revolution around the Earth, a year is roughly the amount of time it takes the Earth to make one complete revolution around the Sun).

2. Most units of measure for all other things we measure were invented by man as well.

Terry? did you just say, and I quote, "the fact that time can be measured proves that it does exist", end quote ?????

ARE YOU INSANE?

Think before you post!!!! WE ARE NOT MEASURING TIME, we are measuring the movement of large bodies around one another, and calling that TIME.

HOLY FUCK, you cannot be this dellusional, can you?

Let me explain it yet again, the earth moves around the sun, and we call that one year? our earth rotates one revolution on its axis, and we call that 24 hours? POINT BEING, ITS ALL BULLSHIT!!!! These bodies would be in motion regardless. SO, I propose that we dont call it anythiong, there is NO need to call it hours, minutes or days or years.
MEANING that time does NOT exist, its just us as humans feel the need to call the movement of bodies as something to measure.

The other board idiot tried to compare my arguement with GRAVITY. what a MORON! Gravity is something we can actually observe in a physical experiment, just tell that fool to jump out a 58 story building, and there you have it, gravity is proven.

NOW, with TIME, there is NOTHING to prove, it does NOT exist. HOW in fucks name dont you idiots realize this fact?

Im dealing with filthy moronic sophomores here, and its really putting a strain on my ability to share nuggets of wisdom with you simpletons.

Its one thing to have a tiny brain, BUT, to be cursed with a tiny brain AND a tiny dick? Thats a travesty of epic proportions.

R-Jack wrote:
We've moved half a million miles and rotated 15 times...........

WOW, I know its been 20 years since "nothing compares to you" came out, BUT, I had forgotten just how fucking hot she was.
and, before you call me out for saying 20 years, thats only the amount of times the earth has circled the sun, so, it didnt come out 20 years ago, its just that the earth has been moving around the sun, and we call it 20 years, BUT, I would like to cover her face in grade A jizz, though, all kidding aside.

mvscal wrote:

bradhusker wrote:YET, seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months and years are ALL based on the movement of our earth and its movement around the sun.

Actually they are all based on the duration of those movements.

actually, Im afraid you have put the cart before the horse here my dear cousin.

We are observing the movements of our earth, and then, we decide to call the measurements TIME. its really quite simple,
you seem to think that the movements of these large bodies prove time exists, and, I, being the man with wisdom, am simply pointing out to you, that you sir are dellusional. Because TIME is a measurement that man NEEDS to have in order to feel good about where he came from and where he thinks he is going.

I can actually go deeper here, SEE if you can follow me, because where I am going, we dont need eyes and ears, its a scary place where wisdom is abundant, and morons are flushed into dirty toilets. GOD exists because there is no TIME. No beginning and NO end, just simple existence, THEREFORE, if there is no beginning and no end, what the hell would we need TIME for?

THINK ABOUT IT? We as humans have been taught all our lives in liberal public schools that there is a beginning to us, and an end to us. THIS IS UTTER BULLSHIT brought to you courtesy of liberal sickos like Bill Mahr.

sure, our physical bodies will die, BUT, in the grand scheme of things, there is no beginning and no end. THE creator, GOD, always existed, and always will exist, its the ONLY way to wrap your meager minds around such a concept. Because if you believved that there was a true beginning, then you would ask, "who created GOD"???

WITH my brilliant wisdom, of GOD always existing, there is no need to ask such a foolish question like that. The alpha and the omega, no beginning and no end, THUS, there is no need for a measurement called TIME.

GUYS, this concept of mine is so perfect, dont even try to debunk it, cause if you try, you will be endlessly frustrated, and it will keep you up at night, just as if you ate 25 bucks worth of steak and shake before going to bed, trust me, I have.

Tell ya what,

Get through one post without KYOA, and I won't lock this bitch up.

bradhusker wrote: ...there is no need for a measurement called TIME.

why stop there? Why bother measuring anything then?

Surely if the concept of time doesn't exist and is meaningless, any and all other forms of measurement are as well.

War Wagon wrote:

bradhusker wrote: ...there is no need for a measurement called TIME.

why stop there? Why bother measuring anything then?

Without time, you wouldn't be able to measure anything else. Nothing would exist. Nothing would be able to exist, hence the space-time continuum.

War Wagon wrote:

bradhusker wrote: ...there is no need for a measurement called TIME.

why stop there? Why bother measuring anything then?

Surely if the concept of time doesn't exist and is meaningless, any and all other forms of measurement are as well.

Heres the thing though, we are not measuring TIME, I propose that we are observing the motion of objects, and calling what we observe, TIME.

IN other words, you guys are saying that we are measuring TIME, BUT, im pointing out that we are observing the motion of objects, ie. earth, and then we call what we observe as movement to be called TIME.

This is a classic example of making something outta nothing. AND, the theory I put forth, says that if there is no beginning or end, what in GODS name would you need TIME for? THINK ABOUT IT? If there is indeed no beginning and no end, TIME is a useless measurement.