T1B

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:02 pm**

Everywhere I look, it seems you people are just lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce on someone.
What the hell is up with that? Especially Screw_Michigan...I mean, my boy likes to bring some variety to this board and he ends up getting gang-tackled. What's that?

I don't know...maybe I hearken back to a gentler era...when we were all Jime Lome and fliends...

That's why I tried some different approaches with my posts, like talking about tasty sub sandwiches and funny rhyming games.

We're all we've got, folks. Let's make the best of it.

:)

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:05 pm**

P.S. hey admins...I'm having trouble registering some new trolls...why are you guys blocking K.C. Scottt and 'Kay See Scott and also Casey's Cot? Come on now...

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:10 pm**

Martyred wrote:Everywhere I look, it seems you people are just lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce on someone.

That's gobbler's MO...How rude would it have been not to take his offering?

I don't know...maybe I hearken back to a gentler era...when we were all Jime Lome and fliends...

I'll tell you my nic back then if you tell me yours...

:)

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:13 pm**

Martyred wrote:Everywhere I look, it seems you people are just lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce on someone.
What the hell is up with that? Especially Screw_Michigan...I mean, my boy likes to bring some variety to this board and he ends up getting gang-tackled. What's that?

I don't know...maybe I hearken back to a gentler era...when we were all Jime Lome and fliends...

That's why I tried some different approaches with my posts, like talking about tasty sub sandwiches and funny rhyming games.

We're all we've got, folks. Let's make the best of it.

:)

its the economy.

we're all unemployed except for screwey and his jizz mopping hours have been cut back. you'd be bitter too.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:14 pm**

That's so true! What crawled up Gobble's dirt pipe, anyway? He can be such a jerk.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:15 pm**

For the record, Screwey doesn't live in an apartment. He lives in a condo.

In DC.

Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:44 pm**

Martyred wrote:For the record, Screwey doesn't live in an apartment. He lives in a condo.

In DC.

with on site laundry.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:38 am**

FelchoTARD signed out of his main troll account and signed back into his bradhusker troll shit account. Then the KC posters won't stop their self-asskickings which are now at an all time high. This is a full-on coordinated KC & the Shit Troll Band attack.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:49 am**

poor AP, seeking affirmation but never getting any. Like a lost puppy that only wants a pat on the head now and then, maybe a milkbone, only to walk away once again snivelling, a whipped cur.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:24 am**

Martyred wrote:We're all we've got, folks. Let's make the best of it. :)

I love you, man.

Get fucked

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:34 pm**

For the record, I’ve been an asshole long before I got to this board. I've actually mellowed out a bit.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:09 pm**

Martyred wrote:Is it me, or has T1B gotten "meaner"?

I think you've just gotten more pussified. You might want to hike up your skirt and head over here.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:10 pm**

Martyred wrote:P.S. hey admins...I'm having trouble registering some new trolls...why are you guys blocking K.C. Scottt and 'Kay See Scott and also Casey's Cot? Come on now...

What about...

Not Afraid Of Ben Dover
Personal Shower Caddie
Do You Need a Spot/Teabag?
Awkward Jim Naked Dude

?

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:52 pm**

Okay I just registered KnuckleCruncher Scott and KC Pillowbiter, so it's all good.
Turns out it was a problem with blocked ports on my router. :o

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:09 pm**

Martyred wrote:That's so true! What crawled up Gobble's dirt pipe, anyway? He can be such a jerk.

He's older than Luther, so he's probably just constipated

He should try some of this

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:50 pm**

One of the funniest things I've seen all day. Cooter has a folder called "cudasmack".

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:26 pm**

Martyred wrote:Okay I just registered KnuckleCruncher Scott and KC Pillowbiter, so it's all good.
Turns out it was a problem with blocked ports on my router. :o

And Sizzlechest just lies in a holding pattern. :(

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:50 pm**

R-Jack wrote:
Martyred wrote:Okay I just registered KnuckleCruncher Scott and KC Pillowbiter, so it's all good.
Turns out it was a problem with blocked ports on my router. :o
And Sizzlechest just lies in a holding pattern. :(

I'm running out of Hotmail accounts, dude. Let me catch my breath...I'm registering as fast as I can.

:|

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:41 am**

the goofy, less fake tough posters are elsewhere.

maybe the concentration of fake tough here contrasted against pog stories elsewhere has you asking this question.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:36 am**

Bizzarofelice wrote:the goofy, less fake tough posters are elsewhere.

Thanks, but I'll take Goober's "Metamucil Rage" over the failed marriage club, busted up, arrested youth, aggravated hernia, bumpin' club music from the mini-van, bail-my-baby-daddy-out-of-jail-for-cheque-fraud, bring my own laptop to work so I can log in to Something Awful even though it hasn't been funny since the Clinton Administration but I need some good material or the cool kids will ignore me in chat set any day.

Or words to that affect*

*for Dins...'cause we're bro's

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:39 am**

Wait...all this anger has been FAKED for the sake of comedy?

Fuck you guys. I want my $4.39 back.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:41 am**

Martyred wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:the goofy, less fake tough posters are elsewhere.

Thanks, but I'll take Goober's "Metamucil Rage" over the failed marriage club, busted up, arrested youth, aggravated hernia, bumpin' club music from the mini-van, bail-my-baby-daddy-out-of-jail-for-cheque-fraud, bring my own laptop to work so I can log in to Something Awful even though it hasn't been funny since the Clinton Administration but I need some good material or the cool kids will ignore me in chat set any day.

Or words to that affect*

*for Dins...'cause we're bro's

I wasn't referencing those people, but your melt has been duly noted.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:45 am**

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:the goofy, less fake tough posters are elsewhere.

Thanks, but I'll take Goober's "Metamucil Rage" over the failed marriage club, busted up, arrested youth, aggravated hernia, bumpin' club music from the mini-van, bail-my-baby-daddy-out-of-jail-for-cheque-fraud, bring my own laptop to work so I can log in to Something Awful even though it hasn't been funny since the Clinton Administration but I need some good material or the cool kids will ignore me in chat set any day.

Or words to that affect*

*for Dins...'cause we're bro's

I wasn't referencing those people, but your melt has been duly noted.

Grow up, Peter Pan.

2003 is never coming back.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:47 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wait...all this anger has been FAKED for the sake of comedy?

Fuck you guys. I want my $4.39 back.

In the "business", we refer to it as theatrical anger.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:01 am**

Yeah, it's mean in here.
We're desensitized to it because we've been @ss-raping people in here forever and it seems normal.

But most of the IMPORTANT people I've linked up here email me back and say they don't want any part of it.

They tell me it looks mean.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:08 am**

Martyred wrote:Or words to that æffect*

FTFY

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:09 am**

Cuda wrote:
Martyred wrote:Or words to that æffect*

FTFY

touché

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:10 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wait...all this anger has been FAKED for the sake of comedy?

The stupid is 100% real, though.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:12 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Fuck you guys. I want my $4.39 back.

Biggie has quit the boreds.

No Fucking Refunds

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:13 am**

Let's be honest. What truly sets T1B apart from the other boards is the wonderful array of interesting sub forums. SIGNAMI, Killian's Big Board, and Call Your Shot to name the obvious ones.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:16 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...the wonderful array of interesting sub forums.

B_Smack is the mod of that one, correct?

I'll repeat what I said yesterday, TURKEY BREAST AND CHEESE IS AN ABOMINATION.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:34 am**

B_Smack is the mod of that one, correct?

No. I'd give Bsmack a set of keys except he'd have access to the petty cash box.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:40 am**

old wounds wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
I wasn't referencing those people, but your melt has been duly noted.
Grow up, Peter Pan.

2003 is never coming back.

by your extended diatribe, I know one place where 2003 still has residence

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:42 am**

Why are you such a crybaby?

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:03 am**

Martyred wrote:Why are you such a crybaby?

I don't recall being compared to a baby for a long time.

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:40 pm**

Martyred wrote:Everywhere I look, it seems you people are just lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce on someone.
What the hell is up with that? Especially Screw_Michigan...I mean, my boy likes to bring some variety to this board and he ends up getting gang-tackled. What's that?

I don't know...maybe I hearken back to a gentler era...when we were all Jime Lome and fliends...

That's why I tried some different approaches with my posts, like talking about tasty sub sandwiches and funny rhyming games.

We're all we've got, folks. Let's make the best of it.

:)

You know what? You're exactly right. You've inspired us, Marty, to seek out a more pleasant message board for everyone. We've already contacted Randi Zuckerberg's people, and we're willing to do whatever it takes to help her cause of eliminating anonymity on public forums such as this. Of course, we're not going to lie, it's all about our bottom line. Studies have shown that people are more attracted to a nicer, non-threatening message board experience. And more users = a greater appeal to advertisers.

Thanks, Marty. We've really been going about this all wrong. Thank you for helping us figger things out.

Stay tuned.

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:57 pm**

GUYS, I know it says that I joined this board in 2005, HOWEVER, that is not true, My computer that I shared with my brother back in 2000, got destroyed, so, I was lost for 4 years or so, when, I re-found this Board and signed back on.

I was a member way back in 2000, with posters such as jay duck, T rex, shaz, left seater, roger the shrubber, and of course many others. I am the REAL BRADHUSKER, although, back then, I think I had an "s" on the end, and it was bradhuskers.

BACK then, it was no holds barred, if you wanted to say "dryfuck" you could, and be proud of the fact tha your football team was big and strong and could, on any given saturday "dryfuck" another football team.
TODAY however, I find that the forum is a litttle meaner than back then, for instance, ive only been back a short while, YET ive already had a number of my threads LOCKED. BACK in 2000, I never had a thread locked, so, I can only conclude that things are a bit meaner now.

Do you know what its like to having your thread locked? your baby locked up and the key thrown awasy forever? Its mean man, its downright mean.

Remember the mel gibson movie "PAYBACK", the scene where porter pays the head mob guy a visit? And he shoots his alligator suitcases? the mob guy goes, Thats just mean," you shot my suitcases? "thats just plain mean man"

well, thats how im feelin now, its just mean man.

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:09 pm**

bradhusker wrote:GUYS, I know it says that I joined this board in 2005, HOWEVER, that is not true, My computer that I shared with my brother back in 2000, got destroyed, so, I was lost for 4 years or so, when, I re-found this Board and signed back on.

I was a member way back in 2000, with posters such as jay duck, T rex, shaz, left seater, roger the shrubber, and of course many others. I am the REAL BRADHUSKER, although, back then, I think I had an "s" on the end, and it was bradhuskers.

This board didn't exist until 2005. You've been lost your entire life.

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:10 pm**

This board didn't exist in 2000, simpleton. But since time doesn't exist, what difference does it make?

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:26 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:This board didn't exist in 2000, simpleton. But since time doesn't exist, what difference does it make?

well all those posters i listed back from 2000 were on another board which obviously morphed into this board genius.

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