What kind of dude is God?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:28 am

We all know about God, the god. I mean...what kind of guy is he? What kind of beer does he drink? Is he an ass man or a tit man? Which team from the AFC West does he rep? Is he a funny guy, or is he the humorless pud his authors make him out to be?

We already know about the vengeful, murderous, vainglorious God. I can't identify with any of that. But what about God, the bro?

This is important.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:11 pm

According to the story... She's Blacvk

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:54 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...We already know about the vengeful, murderous, vainglorious God. I can't identify with any of that. But what about God, the bro?

Therein lies your answer, Blue: Clearly, He's a Raiduh fan.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:12 pm

If he's a Raider fan, he's not much of a god.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:26 pm

If there is a God, then maybe he can find a way to T.R.O.T.S. this shit thread.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:28 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:If there is a God, then maybe he can find a way to T.R.O.T.S. this shit thread.

Praise Him.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:55 pm

GOD is the divine creator of everything.

The alpha and the omega, God has no beginning and no end.

Think about that, no beginning and no end, OTHERWISE, if there were a beginning OR an end to GOD, then, GOD wouldnt be GOD. Its really quite simple.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:02 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:If there is a God, then maybe he can find a way to T.R.O.T.S. this shit thread.

Geez, why the hostility, jesus boy?

I'm merely seeking Answers.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:08 pm

bradhusker wrote:God has no beginning and no end

You talkin' height or width? Or timewise?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:16 pm

RACK 'Spray!

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:16 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
bradhusker wrote:God has no beginning and no end
You talkin' height or width? Or timewise?

well, when there is no beginning and no end, there is only existence, therefore, there is no need for a measurement called TIME.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:17 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
bradhusker wrote:God has no beginning and no end
You talkin' height or width? Or timewise?

"Don't forget girth! That one always gets left out!"

Sincerely, KC Scott

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:13 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
bradhusker wrote: God has no beginning and no end.

God...

... or Spray?

Neither:

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:26 pm

I'm pretty sure that God looks something like this...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:58 am

Mgo wrote:We all know about God, the god. I mean...what kind of guy is he?

God is a spirit.

John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:10 am

Mikey wrote:I'm pretty sure that God looks something like this...

That would be His Son, seeing as how He was born a hebe

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:13 am

poptart wrote:John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

But we're made in his image so God is pretty much a drunken, violent, sex crazed savage. Sure he has given us "choice." We can choose to pick then flick or pick and eat or even pick and wipe it under the table or chair.

Blessed be the bounty of the LORDY!!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:14 am

poptart wrote: God is a spirit.

If anyone here gets the bright idea to warp poptart's quote into:

"He sure is." ~glug~glug~glug~

Sincerely, trev

...don't.

Just don't, okay? Enough of this shit.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:16 am

God is like The Dude from The Big Lebowski...at least my God is.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:31 am

mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

But we're made in his image...

Man created in God's image means that man, unlike anything else that God created, is a spiritual and eternal being.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:36 am

Thank you, poptart. It's all starting to make sense.

Seriously.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:43 am

I have to imagine God (and G0d) consume the best acid and just trip balls on beaches while getting blowjobs from the hottest chicks. Probably listening to some Air France or some modern Detroit techno. Because they're God and G0d.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:58 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:I have to imagine God (and G0d) consume the best acid and just trip balls on beaches while getting blowjobs from the hottest chicks. Probably listening to some Air France or some modern Detroit techno. Because they're God and G0d.

Indeed, my son. Indeed. Once a quarter I like to unwind and free myself of this "spirit" nonsense by morphing into a BADASS and doing lines of coke off the assholes of ridiculously hot skanks. It sure is good to be the G to the O to the D.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:48 am

poptart wrote:man, unlike anything else that God created, is a spiritual and eternal being.

Don't make me start tossing up some ass to mouth pics.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:50 am

I thought we already agreed Tim Tebow was God.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:45 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:If there is a God, then maybe he can find a way to T.R.O.T.S. this shit thread.
Geez, why the hostility, jesus boy?

I never said I was a Christer, Groucho. I'm just merely pointing out this fertilizer belongs elsewhere. Okay, sweet tits?

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:00 am

Hasn't all of this been covered before? X 1,000,000,000?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 11:30 am

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Hasn't all of this been covered before? X 1,000,000,000?

wow, hey rog, I remember you from the good old days, by the way, what happened to shaz?

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:08 pm

God drinks Boulevard because he appreciates good beer.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:36 pm

God has no...end.

How do you dryfuck him with your corncob, shithead?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:53 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:I never said I was a Christer, Groucho. I'm just merely pointing out this fertilizer belongs elsewhere. Okay, sweet tits?

Get lost in a sea of cellulite, dick.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:08 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
God has no...end.
How do you dryfuck him with your corncob, shithead?

GOD is spirit, just like we all are, sure, on earth, we are in fleshly bodies, BUT, deep within, lies the soul or spirit if you will,
no beginning and no end means a perfect circle of infinity. WHY is this concept so hard for some of you to grasp? Is it because some of you drink too much Makers Mark? and your brains have become wooosy?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:17 pm

no beginning and no end means a perfect circle

I know you are, but what am I?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:43 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
no beginning and no end means a perfect circle
I know you are, but what am I?

you are a penn st fan who will watch his nittany lions lose to nebraska this season.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:46 pm

It's on, asshair tuft. Go suck the semen out of your mom's deviated septum.

+1

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:02 pm

You really left me hanging out to dry, god, you ASS.

Sincerely,

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:02 pm

PSUFAN wrote:It's on, asshair tuft. Go suck the semen out of your mom's deviated septum.

+1

oh its on alright, its on like donkey kong and frogger you punk soft- knitted puddy kat.

nebraska 44 psu 12 and thats being kind.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:31 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
bradhusker wrote:
nebraska 44 psu 12 and thats being kind.
Damn! That puts a lotta pressure on Alabama. Guess we have to beat JoePa by 40.

Not gonna happen.

well, the big ten is in for a rude awakenning when they realize what kind of defense nebraska is bringing to the table.
yes sir, a rude awakenning indeed. BLACKSHIRTS!!!!

T1B

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