Rivals preseason bowl projections
Moderators: 88BuckeyeGrad, Left Seater, buckeye_in_sc
- MuchoBulls
- Tremendous Slouch
- Posts: 5626
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:00 pm
- Location: Wesley Chapel, FL
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Beef O'Brady's Bowl? Hope Rivals is way off on the prediction.
Dreams......Temporary Madness
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Yes, that would be an embarrassing loss for LSU.Jsc810 wrote:If LSU gets stuck playing Boise fucking State I will be pissed.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
- Killian
- Good crossing pattern target
- Posts: 6414
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
- Location: At the end of the pub with head in arms
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Like they couldn't beat Oklahoma? Or like Utah couldn't beat Alabama?Jsc810 wrote:IF Boise could actually beat LSU, yeah, that would be an embarrassing loss.
Ain't going to happen.
"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams." -Louis CK
-
- Eternal Scobode
- Posts: 21259
- Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
BEFORE the game is played: Boise State can't win.Killian wrote:Like they couldn't beat Oklahoma? Or like Utah couldn't beat Alabama?
AFTER the game is played: Boise State only won because _______ didn't feel like playing football that day.
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
actually, as the game draws nearer it becomes: boise might win or whatever, but only because they didn't play four sec teams beforehand.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:BEFORE the game is played: Boise State can't win.Killian wrote:Like they couldn't beat Oklahoma? Or like Utah couldn't beat Alabama?
AFTER the game is played: Boise State only won because _______ didn't feel like playing football that day.
-
- Eternal Scobode
- Posts: 21259
- Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
What is so hard to understand about it? Be specific. Nobody outside of SEC Land is the least bit surprised by that. And the smart folks IN SEC Land probably aren't either. Boise State would be favored by even more at a true neutral site.WTF Boise being favored in that game?
- Killian
- Good crossing pattern target
- Posts: 6414
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
- Location: At the end of the pub with head in arms
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Of course you do. SEC! SEC! SEC!Jsc810 wrote:It is highly unlikely the two teams will play each other, let's talk about week 1 when they play Georgia. From what I've read, Georgia is a mid-tier team this year, but still I expect Georgia to beat Boise.

"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams." -Louis CK
- Killian
- Good crossing pattern target
- Posts: 6414
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
- Location: At the end of the pub with head in arms
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
The line isn’t based on who the bookies think is the better team, it’s where they think they can make their most money. If that line was bet down to 1.5, the bookies are probably happier than pigs in shit. If BSU beats Georgia, they will stand to make bunch of money.
"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams." -Louis CK
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
6 points does not = far superior. Boise will beat Georgia.Sudden Sam wrote:You are correct, sir.Killian wrote:The line isn’t based on who the bookies think is the better team, it’s where they think they can make their most money. If that line was bet down to 1.5, the bookies are probably happier than pigs in shit. If BSU beats Georgia, they will stand to make bunch of money.
Still interesting to see that an awful lot of folks are more than willing to risk their hard-earned money on the Bulldogs against a team considered far superior.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
- Killian
- Good crossing pattern target
- Posts: 6414
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
- Location: At the end of the pub with head in arms
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Kinda like Louisana Monroe vs. Alabama?Jsc810 wrote:It is undisputed that the dominant conference in college football is the SEC.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What is so hard to understand about it?
A mid-tier SEC team should be able to beat the best team from a minor conference.
Thus, my surprise at Boise being favored.
"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams." -Louis CK
-
- Eternal Scobode
- Posts: 21259
- Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
The 7th ranked team should be able to beat the 22nd ranked team.Jsc810 wrote:A mid-tier SEC team should be able to beat the best team from a minor conference.
A mid-tier SEC team should also be able to score more than 6 points against Central Florida in a bowl game. Your perception of "Should" and reality are two different things.
- Felix
- 2012 JAFFL Champ
- Posts: 9271
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
- Location: probably on a golf course
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
based on what?Jsc810 wrote: I expect Georgia to beat Boise.
WTF Boise being favored in that game? I'm taking Georgia and the points in the pickem contest.
if you had any nads, you'd drop a shitload of coin on Georgia straight up if we're going by the first quoted sentence....
shouldn't you be using your SEC Ballsucking Homer troll to post this.....It is undisputed that the dominant conference in college football is the SEC.
get out, get out while there's still time
- Killian
- Good crossing pattern target
- Posts: 6414
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
- Location: At the end of the pub with head in arms
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Next time just write "Hey guys! I'm the example that proves if ESPN repeats something often enough, it becomes fact!"Papa Willie wrote:2. Stoops always fails.
"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams." -Louis CK
- SunCoastSooner
- Reported Bible Thumper
- Posts: 6318
- Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:07 am
- Location: Destin, Florida
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
You're a fucking moron. I already shoved my cock down your throat about this issue in another thread. Bob Stoops is coming into his 14th season as the head coach at Oklahoma; in thirteen seasons Oklahoma has finished at the same spot or above in nine of them, and in only two seasons could it be called a "disappointment".: One of those Oklahoma lost two first round draft picks before the completion of the first game and finished the season with two walk on Olinmen starting in a win against Stanford, the other he lost two all-americans before the first snap of the season as well as a starting QB.Papa Willie wrote:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The 7th ranked team should be able to beat the 22nd ranked team.Jsc810 wrote:A mid-tier SEC team should be able to beat the best team from a minor conference.
A mid-tier SEC team should also be able to score more than 6 points against Central Florida in a bowl game. Your perception of "Should" and reality are two different things.
A "mid-tier" SEC team? No. UGA was definitely amongst the shit teams of the SEC last year, and I think they'll be in the same spot this year.
I like the NCS game matchup, though we'll see. If it turns out that way, 'Bama wins big. Why? 1. SEC owns it now, and 2. Stoops always fails.
He is such a failure he has as many national titles as any other head coach in Allbarn history. Good luck getting to the Weed Whacker Independence Bowl this season without a bought and paid for QB and half your board of trustees making plans for long term stays in orange jump suits.
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
-
- Eternal Scobode
- Posts: 21259
- Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Tell that to your SEC brethren. I just used his words.Papa Willie wrote:A "mid-tier" SEC team? No. UGA was definitely amongst the shit teams of the SEC last year, and I think they'll be in the same spot this year.
- indyfrisco
- Pro Bonfire
- Posts: 11683
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:15 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Jsc,
$100 BSU wins the game vs. Georgia. No money going to charity. I want your cash in my hand. Take it or shut the fuck up.
$100 BSU wins the game vs. Georgia. No money going to charity. I want your cash in my hand. Take it or shut the fuck up.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
-
- Eternal Scobode
- Posts: 8978
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:44 pm
- Location: La Choza, Tacos al Pastor
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
i saw UGA lose to Colorado last year. they can lose to a legit top 15 type team (with a returning 4th year starter at QB), no question. home field is a factor in both...but, still.
""On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!"
"
"
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
A “shit” team and they are still ranked 22nd. Just goes to show how over-rated the SEC is.Papa Willie wrote:A "mid-tier" SEC team? No. UGA was definitely amongst the shit teams of the SEC last year, and I think they'll be in the same spot this year.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
-
- Eternal Scobode
- Posts: 21259
- Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
It's going to look like a typical Georgia home game inside that stadium, so from that perspective, yes.Sudden Sam wrote:Is playing 60 miles from their campus that much of an advantage for Georgia?!
-
- Eternal Scobode
- Posts: 8978
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:44 pm
- Location: La Choza, Tacos al Pastor
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
well, 60 miles from campus is like Cal's deadly 3 time zone travel for an SEC team, OOC.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It's going to look like a typical Georgia home game inside that stadium, so from that perspective, yes.Sudden Sam wrote:Is playing 60 miles from their campus that much of an advantage for Georgia?!
""On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!"
"
"
- indyfrisco
- Pro Bonfire
- Posts: 11683
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:15 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
So is that a put up or shut up response? Or the typical lawyer deflect response?Jsc810 wrote:The pickem contests over the years should have told you that you shouldn't bet on football.IndyFrisco wrote:Jsc,
$100 BSU wins the game vs. Georgia. No money going to charity. I want your cash in my hand. Take it or shut the fuck up.
But I am picking Georgia in the pickem contest, regardless of the spread.
Over the years, I have not played in the pick'em contest. As one who ran it for 5 years, I hated it when someone would play a couple weeks and then bail. I just don't have the dedication to play a full season. However, I'm about 70% on my picks against the line with my bookie. That's good enough for me.
So put up or shut up.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
the pick 'em games include a spread. i believe indy offered a bet straight up.Jsc810 wrote: The pickem contests over the years should have told you that you shouldn't bet on football.
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
oh, so you were moralizing.
- Killian
- Good crossing pattern target
- Posts: 6414
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
- Location: At the end of the pub with head in arms
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
No, actually, they're not. Based on their preseason ranking, spread, returning starters, whatever you want to measure that game on, Georgia is not supposed to win. The only reason you think they are supposed to win is groupthink.Jsc810 wrote:If I wanted to bet money I would do so with one of the local bookies.
If Boise wins, you'll still have fun telling me you told me so. If Georgia wins, I don't give a fuck, because they are supposed to do so.
SEC! SEC! SEC!
"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams." -Louis CK
- indyfrisco
- Pro Bonfire
- Posts: 11683
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:15 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
I'll take that as shut up, pussy.Jsc810 wrote:If I wanted to bet money I would do so with one of the local bookies.
If Boise wins, you'll still have fun telling me you told me so. If Georgia wins, I don't give a fuck, because they are supposed to do so.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
- SunCoastSooner
- Reported Bible Thumper
- Posts: 6318
- Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:07 am
- Location: Destin, Florida
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Papa Willie wrote:No need to have a stroke, Chief! I just stated the obvious. Other than the one NC, Stoops SUCKS at big games. Sorry. It's just that way. And you can say "well - you just SEC homer". Well - fact of the matter is - beat the fucking SEC. You fags always whine & cry about the SEC - so just fucking beat them!SunCoastSooner wrote:
You're a fucking moron. I already shoved my cock down your throat about this issue in another thread. Bob Stoops is coming into his 14th season as the head coach at Oklahoma; in thirteen seasons Oklahoma has finished at the same spot or above in nine of them, and in only two seasons could it be called a "disappointment".: One of those Oklahoma lost two first round draft picks before the completion of the first game and finished the season with two walk on Olinmen starting in a win against Stanford, the other he lost two all-americans before the first snap of the season as well as a starting QB.
He is such a failure he has as many national titles as any other head coach in Allbarn history. Good luck getting to the Weed Whacker Independence Bowl this season without a bought and paid for QB and half your board of trustees making plans for long term stays in orange jump suits.





Bob Stoops is 4-3 against the SEC you myopic hatrack!
Being 21-7 against top ten teams over his career is sucking? Who knew? If only he could be more like Gene Chizik and be 2-7 in those sort of games . . . then we would be big time.

BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
-
- Eternal Scobode
- Posts: 21259
- Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Never understood the Stoops bashing. You're going to lose more big games than most when you play in them every year, and that argument is exaggerated anyway. I mean, is it better NOT to play in big games, that way you can't be "exposed?"
- Killian
- Good crossing pattern target
- Posts: 6414
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
- Location: At the end of the pub with head in arms
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
It's SEC groupthink, what do you expect?
"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams." -Louis CK
- Killian
- Good crossing pattern target
- Posts: 6414
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:37 pm
- Location: At the end of the pub with head in arms
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
It has to be worse than that because:
Papa Willie wrote:2. Stoops always fails.
"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams." -Louis CK
-
- Eternal Scobode
- Posts: 8978
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:44 pm
- Location: La Choza, Tacos al Pastor
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
objectively speaking, who is it that is looking for acknowledgement?
""On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!"
"
"
- SunCoastSooner
- Reported Bible Thumper
- Posts: 6318
- Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:07 am
- Location: Destin, Florida
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Is that anything like Gene Chizik only having even made it bowl eligible .500 of the time as a head coach as opposed to Bob Stoops batting a 1.000?Papa Willie wrote:Stoops is 6-6 in bowl games. If .500 is kicking ass, then he's kicking ass I suppose.
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
-
- Eternal Scobode
- Posts: 8978
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:44 pm
- Location: La Choza, Tacos al Pastor
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
hey, don't make this too easy SCS. Chiz was, what?, 2 game winner in the Big XII....cleans up in the SEC?SunCoastSooner wrote:Is that anything like Gene Chizik only having even made it bowl eligible .500 of the time as a head coach as opposed to Bob Stoops batting a 1.000?Papa Willie wrote:Stoops is 6-6 in bowl games. If .500 is kicking ass, then he's kicking ass I suppose.
go figure, huh?
""On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!"
"
"
- indyfrisco
- Pro Bonfire
- Posts: 11683
- Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:15 pm
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Spray,Papa Willie wrote:You sound like a liberal saying "But Bush......" I pointed out a fact about YOUR coach. We're not even discussing Auburn here, cock-puddle.
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. There is only one rule here. And no, it's not have a take and don't suck. The cardinal rule is as follows:
The Shaz Rule - Your smack is only as good as the team you root for based upon the parameters someone else uses to measure your team.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
- SunCoastSooner
- Reported Bible Thumper
- Posts: 6318
- Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:07 am
- Location: Destin, Florida
Re: Rivals preseason bowl projections
Mmmmkkkayyyyy.Papa Willie wrote:SunCoastSooner wrote:Is that anything like Gene Chizik only having even made it bowl eligible .500 of the time as a head coach as opposed to Bob Stoops batting a 1.000?Papa Willie wrote:Stoops is 6-6 in bowl games. If .500 is kicking ass, then he's kicking ass I suppose.
You sound like a liberal saying "But Bush......" I pointed out a fact about YOUR coach. We're not even discussing Auburn here, cock-puddle.
Stoops has finished at the same place or higher in nine of his twelve seasons: That's 75% of the time.
Stoops has a .806 winning percentage; that's good for the third best percentage in college football among active head coaches and by far and away the highest of any coach who has more than a decade of experience.
Stoops is 11-6 against top 5 ranked opponents; Stoops is 21-7 against top ten ranked opponents; Stoops is 41-17 against top 25 competition.
Stoops has 7 conference titles and more BCS conference titles than any other active head coach.
In what fucking realm of thought, other than in the world of toothless morons, could that even be considered in the realm of being a failure or "always failing"?
Oh and as far as this being "about Bob Stoops", last I checked you didn't dictate the criteria of conversation or bullet points concerning an argument (you'd be one of the least qualified on the board to do so at any rate) and based on the thread title that states "bowl projections" not "Bob Stoops Success", Chizik is every bit as relevant to the conversation as you nipping at Bob Stoops ankles. You want to flap your dick massagers about another teams coach don't be all ass hurt when other fans point out your coach is barely above .500 for his career, .529 (and don't blame it on being at Iowa State because it sure hasn't hurt Paul Rhoads too damn much and he hasn't had the benefit of the half of his career at a prominent program and a store bought Heisman Trophy); that Chizik is 1-3 against top 5 teams; Chizik is 2-7 against top ten ranked teams; and Chizik is 7-9 against top 25 ranked competition.
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.