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Did he run himself because he was outed as an IA ST grad fraudulently claiming Iowa 'bode? Or was it because he was stupid enough to post an almost direct link to a photo of his wife? Will he ever have the testicular fortitude to return to this sordid clambake? Or will he just sit at home waiting for a handout from the federal government and write down this 0-10 locks for Week 1?

Serious replies only, please.

Maybe he's taking time off to get the tooth fixed.

He'll pull an m2 and come back under a different nic. Like m2, he'll immediately get busted. Iowa will still suck on general principle.

You guys need to stop running all the tards - they are the #1 source of entertainment in this rotting shitbox. At least smackaholic is too thick-headed to get the hint, so he'll be around for awhile.

JON, what are you looking at there? Wait - is that a picture of ME with a pancake on my head?

100% lock for Game Over.

THEY'RE LAUGHING AT MY FAKE TOOTH?

Lordy.

Am I the only one not really seeing too much of an issue with the whole rooting for the school without attending? Like I said in the thread, this is hardly the first and only case of that. Hell, I have a rooting intrest in Cal and I'm a junior college dropout. If he fancied himself as a member of that university, that's a different story.

There's plenty of things that noj=bitch could be run for without having to grasp at straws.

I think it has more to do with running 12 years of flailsmack at fans of the school he did attend.

R-Jack wrote:Am I the only one not really seeing too much of an issue with the whole rooting for the school without attending? Like I said in the thread, this is hardly the first and only case of that. Hell, I have a rooting intrest in Cal and I'm a junior college dropout. If he fancied himself as a member of that university, that's a different story.

Yeah, your last point.

How come all you libs are so high on permanent bans? I agree with the sentiment of entertainment value being priority #1.

I say bring back m2, noJ, Dr. Detroit, et.al.....I mean you finally relented on shrubber without too much fallout.

=compassionate conservative

You're awfully slow.

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The Seer wrote:How come all you libs are so high on permanent bans? I agree with the sentiment of entertainment value being priority #1.

I say bring back m2, noJ, Dr. Detroit, et.al.....I mean you finally relented on shrubber without too much fallout.

=compassionate conservative

What are you talking about? Nobody is banned. You're confusing "was run" with banned.

Dinsdale wrote:You're awfully slow.

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Well, he is carrying 150 extra lbs.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

The Seer wrote:How come all you libs are so high on permanent bans? I agree with the sentiment of entertainment value being priority #1.

I say bring back m2, noJ, Dr. Detroit, et.al.....I mean you finally relented on shrubber without too much fallout.

=compassionate conservative

What are you talking about? Nobody is banned. You're confusing "was run" with banned.

The "Seer" is very easily confused.

R-Jack wrote:Am I the only one not really seeing too much of an issue with the whole rooting for the school without attending? Like I said in the thread, this is hardly the first and only case of that. Hell, I have a rooting intrest in Cal and I'm a junior college dropout. If he fancied himself as a member of that university, that's a different story.

There's plenty of things that noj=bitch could be run for without having to grasp at straws.

If Stanford thought highly enough of you to offer you an accounting scholarship, you'd probably root for them, instead of the product of some Catholic fucking fairy tale you were indoctrinated in when you were young and that you have absolutely no connection to other than people telling you this fairy tale was the end all be all.

R-Jack wrote:Am I the only one not really seeing too much of an issue with the whole rooting for the school without attending? Like I said in the thread, this is hardly the first and only case of that. Hell, I have a rooting intrest in Cal and I'm a junior college dropout. If he fancied himself as a member of that university, that's a different story.

He went as far as to say he played intramural football at Iowa on Team Hasselhoff. Dude is a lying poser and he was outed (as he outed his wife/cat/dog/sister). He's a mess.

Screw_Michigan wrote:If Stanford thought highly enough of you to offer you an accounting scholarship, you'd probably root for them,

If Stanford offered me anything scholastically, I'd probably think less of them.

So Jon tried to pass himself off as an actual allum in the past in addition to saying he played a little there? Well there you go. Didn't know that part.

Papa Willie wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:You're awfully slow.

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Proof that I certainly don't read all of every thread! :D

Well, you owe Dins a thank you for linking you up as that was a thread NOT to miss.

Papa Willie wrote:Correct - thanks to him, and Screwy as well - he pm'd me. Poor Jon. Dang. He sometimes brought up some decent football takes, but now... Oh well.

He'll be back week 1. He's just lurking now. Too ashamed to show his face. Not sure why (aside from the ISU stuff). Other than his faggoty hairdo, he's a normal looking dude who married up. He has his faults (black tooth, cat ownership, ISU, twin sister that looks like a dude, etc.), but don't we all? I mean, I'm ashamed of my chipping ability on the course, or lack thereof. We can all do better.

He'll be back. This is his crack.

Sudden Sam wrote:And the JONsense nic is great. Who originated that?

Not sure where that lexicon came from, but the search feature picks up Adelpiero first using it in 2008.

JONsense...was that Waz? Indy? M Club? Me?

At any rate, JON will be back. My sig box won't be the same until he is.

Goober McTuber wrote: What are you talking about? Nobody is banned. You're confusing "was run" with banned.

The "Seer" is very easily confused.[/quote]

Never even opened that thread in the CFB forum until now....

So yes, I was barking at windmills....

revel in it.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

R-Jack wrote:Am I the only one not really seeing too much of an issue with the whole rooting for the school without attending? Like I said in the thread, this is hardly the first and only case of that. Hell, I have a rooting intrest in Cal and I'm a junior college dropout. If he fancied himself as a member of that university, that's a different story.

There's plenty of things that noj=bitch could be run for without having to grasp at straws.

If Stanford thought highly enough of you to offer you an accounting scholarship, you'd probably root for them, instead of the product of some Catholic fucking fairy tale you were indoctrinated in when you were young and that you have absolutely no connection to other than people telling you this fairy tale was the end all be all.

Excellent take as usual, mouth breather. Update your spreadsheet, it wasn't an accounting scholarship.

bwahahaha

The internet wrecks another home.

If she really is with a legal group, we're all getting summoned.

Carson wrote:The internet wrecks another home.

If she really is with a legal group, we're all getting summoned.

For what, her husband being dumber than clownshit?

How many times do you see an attractive face but you don't see the lower half?

PSUFAN wrote:I think it has more to do with running 12 years of flailsmack at fans of the school he did attend.

^^^ This.

Killian wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:

R-Jack wrote:Am I the only one not really seeing too much of an issue with the whole rooting for the school without attending? Like I said in the thread, this is hardly the first and only case of that. Hell, I have a rooting intrest in Cal and I'm a junior college dropout. If he fancied himself as a member of that university, that's a different story.

There's plenty of things that noj=bitch could be run for without having to grasp at straws.

If Stanford thought highly enough of you to offer you an accounting scholarship, you'd probably root for them, instead of the product of some Catholic fucking fairy tale you were indoctrinated in when you were young and that you have absolutely no connection to other than people telling you this fairy tale was the end all be all.

Excellent take as usual, mouth breather. Update your spreadsheet, it wasn't an accounting scholarship.

Not to mention that he responded to R-Jack, not you.

Fwiw, I wanted to go to ND badly enough that I accepted a NROTC scholarship to pay for it, because it was the only way I could afford it, even though spending four years in the Navy was not my first choice after graduation.

As to the topic at hand, I think NOJ will be back, although perhaps not right away. As embarrassing as this no doubt is for him, other posters here have returned after more embarrassing moments (sup, AP).

IndyFrisco wrote:This is his crack.

A nice one, too -- what gym does he go to?

Sin,
KCScott

*update*

Who is ready for the major cleavage shot?

Are you seriously asking a bunch of dudes if they are 'ready' to see tits?

Atomic Punk wrote: How many times do you see an attractive face but you don't see the lower half?

Talk about a blind squirrel and a nut...